PurpleIvory
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Apr 12, 2024 7:21 PM
PurpleIvory
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TrilithonStone
The "Eldritch Glory" ... is the reason you cannot look God in the face... why Moses' hair turned white....
vegivamp
I'm pretty sure the fish could see it from it the river already.
Donfolstar
We're laughing now, but in a few years when the Fish Crusade attacks it won't be so funny.
pachyderm
Should read, “Jason Priestly shows…”
PSYchr
Man blinds fish because eclipse glasses don't fit.
NightOwlRally
JohnnyHogwild
Chefs kiss
Lithens
Next fish are going to start a cult
Escapist83
myscaleisntaccurate
Fish probably..
CaptainThePirate
Lol he took his glasses off, put them on the fish, had the fish look at it, and then without his own glasses, looked at it.
NickRivieraMD
beer
Redshadow09
I wonder if that fish was experiencing this
VictoryTaco
Redshadow09
HA XD
BoYWoNdA1
That fish summoned the godhand.
InsolventTacos
This is the fish version of DMT
Jaqdakloun
I have, to this day no one believes me
bloxxing
i'm sure the fish was thrilled. /s
Pokegeologist
The fish's name? Ezekiel.
Bollramm
Fuck you Ezekiel.
tombeithemist
Guess what I did? I built that fire over there. And then...
Bollramm
You better not bring my wife into this!
fformulaa
Fish gets back to school, "I've seen things. An exlipse!"
Other fish, "ok, pikey."
"I'll show all of you!! I'll get out of this river, grow legs and get a god damn mortgage i can't pay and bills to the gills!!"
Frostycopper
Subsequently eaten by a hawk because the fish swam too close to the surface of the river.
koops
“See ya fuckers I can fly!”
Twrecks123
So this is the human version of a UFO abduction and probe.
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
None of the other fish will believe him.
BIC777
Probe?! What else did they do to that fish?!
trinxter
Title is perfect. Almost.
ultradongle
Almos
ChareAndFlaff
You got me good. Best laugh of the day so far.
NullSeven
Almot.
Spyrim
The man gave his glasses to the fish.
NorthernHalibut
I know what he was googling afterwards.
YELLOWnotYELLOW
Is he blind now lol
smashpro1
Except it wouldn't be using them, due to how their eyes positioned.
anyamountofcheesebro
Boooo!
MrSwissroll
I kinda like that he did. Makes the whole thing cute, minus the, well, suffocation.
cousteau
And blinding because those glasses probably don't fit.
WazigeWiebe
You know fish can breathin air right? They dry out thats the problem
PimpinKen
A well-meaning torturer.
Spyrim
I find it funny cause he's looking up at the sun to aim the fish, right. Without safety glasses...
MisuseOfLiterally
Ill guess he's focusing more on the fish than the sun at the time
TheMiamiVicePresident
“And man loved him so dearly and deeply that from his own eyes did he take the safety of the shade and placed it upon the chosen, that they might go as he had, witnessing the overlapping of day and night, to take with him new knowledge below the water. And when it had passed man spoke “lmao bro put it back quick” and the chosen was returned to us, water filling his gills just as the divine light had filled his mind.” - Fishes 1:23
800lbJeezuz
Funny cuz actual religion is every bit as ridiculous as this.
NullSeven
Ayup.