Whats funny about that is this just so happens to be a 360 camera. One of the only types of cameras that dont have a front. So adding a caption that says front facing was silly.
Also the original video was much longer of the crab swimming away with the camera. Good stuff
Ha, one time went crabbing with my dad. Caught several and placed them on a big bucket. Everytime you tried to pick one, they all raised claws to defend. Got a great picture of me looming over that bucket and every crab claws upright. Looked like I was some eldritch horror summoned by a congregation of crabs
So it is less everything becomes crab, and more because crabs independently evolved like 6 times everything is statistically more likely to evolve into crabs than anything else. Also once you become crab you are more likely to become not crab.
offyerrocker
this must be what the kids call "taking a shelfie"
livinglife9009
Hey now, that crab was trying to do a podcast about the ocean. Can't blame them for not having the funds to get their own camera.
Ghnhx
crab hates paparazzi
vystral
Golden opportunity to say he “pinched” that camera. Missed.
friendsofsandwiches
"OI! I'll fookin CUT ya!"
DarkfireDragon
conklin5
Nobody likes tourists.
HoneNathan
Especially not tourists
metalrulercid
I think this mofo just robbed a crab
WoopDeFrickenDoo
LET THE CRAB FILM.
justherefortheconfession
@onlycrabs
OnlyCrabs
reichstein
CRAAAAB BAAAAATLE!!!!
TexMexHex
So crabby.
FishieStardust
Will somebody please please make a stealing meme gif out of this?
wadatahmydamie
Perhaps @graehall?
Aszerigan
Where’s the footage from the camera?
Fait
That was it.
Tinyfish3
My thought exactly! So disappointing! And that crab’s career crushed.
vmos
I think it's a 360 camera, not a "front facing camera" that's you can see the crab holding the base, but not the pole that the camera is attached to
tavinjer
Ohhh that makes sense. It’s 360 but it knows how to “face the front,” which is why the footage looks the way it does.
naughtyrev
I'm reminded of Yoda hitting R2 on Dagobah.
ThisGuyPostingThings
Aren't most cameras front-facing?
mairusupawa
Not endoscopes
Sanztrack
Whats funny about that is this just so happens to be a 360 camera. One of the only types of cameras that dont have a front. So adding a caption that says front facing was silly.
Also the original video was much longer of the crab swimming away with the camera. Good stuff
spiceass9000
Shellfie
maincarrot
I imagine him laughing like skeletor. Hehehheheheeh... Hehehheheheeh. Nyyyeheheheheehh!!
MaleProstateMilker88
Mischievous, love it.
azzabat
Did he twat the crab in the head with it once he’d got it back? 🤣
graehall
hand, hand, hand, frighten
duktayp
Californiajackson
Which one of them are you quoting?
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
That is by far my favorite Tom Cruise roll ever!
ironymus
The only role I want to see TC in, is face down non responsive.
iamlegendinjapan
Tom Cruise is in talks about a movie reviving this character
CataclysmicFate
I honestly never knew what it was from. I remember he did a whole bit at an award show, but no idea where it originated.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Tropic Thunder. It's a way better movie than it has any right to be. Same movie where the RDJ "survive" originated.
MoonBoots92
Seriously though. The whole character was gold
Rapbot20
What do you mean by "my"?
stonecoldstevebuschemi
NotTinyPancakes
Crab is just starting his career out as a cameraman and you go and take that from him, poor lil crab bro
battery1979
Off to film the alligator with the hat.
landofbob
So... let's see the footage
ButteryBiscuitBass
Now PETA will sue you for the crab's rights to the footage.
busterfixxitt
More accurately, he WANTED you to NOT have it.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
He wanted to not want you to not be in dispossession of it
busterfixxitt
He wanted to not want you to not be dispossessed of it it, but to his chagrin, he did not; he found he still wanted you to have it.
MagmaCarta
Crabs are hilarious. Tiny little invertebrates with big FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER energy.
Silved
Tbf I would also be picking fights if I was armoured.
iraslak
Ha, one time went crabbing with my dad. Caught several and placed them on a big bucket. Everytime you tried to pick one, they all raised claws to defend. Got a great picture of me looming over that bucket and every crab claws upright. Looked like I was some eldritch horror summoned by a congregation of crabs
SithElephant
MeeseOnABeam
haters will say it's modded
darkninja2992
Ah yes, the ancestor of
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I don't see any armor on that crab...
SithElephant
Lipstick.
ironymus
jibbo883
If you had claws you'd also have fight me energy
audioknob
And armour
Putitinyomama
reichstein
CRAAAAB BAAAATLE!!!!
JustBeCoolBruh
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzYwcGUxeWg4YjkwdW1yMWZ0NHd5eHd2bXI0YTAya2NyM3FvbHF4MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/uA8WItRYSRkfm/200w.webp you mess with da crabby, you get da stabby.
battery1979
Why does it need to stabby when it can peenchy?
MagmaCarta
Dual wield stab/pinch
drziod
The peak of evolution
animatronicChristmasChickens
Or a dead end
monkeydwolfwood
More of the final end goal if several species are evidence
tentacularfleshscape
pixelscapes
nation543
Everything becomes crab.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
*message from deep space*
Are you crab yet?
"no?"
Ah. sorry to bother you.
*space dialtone*
Lutki
So it is less everything becomes crab, and more because crabs independently evolved like 6 times everything is statistically more likely to evolve into crabs than anything else. Also once you become crab you are more likely to become not crab.