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iananimated
Trump draining the swamp
bourbonandbaddecisions
GlenL
"Stop calling us pedophiles . . . anyways, I just hired a pedophile"
immabearrawr
It's cool he's "low risk".
Timesarrows
DeSantis Christian faith advisor had sex with his high school student https://www.rawstory.com/desantis-faith-advisor-dismissed-from-church-leadership-after-past-history-of-sin-as-a-teacher/ why don't we see these GOP/maga sex crimes news reports on corporate media?
BiggRanger
Trumps first choice was Jeffry Epstein, unfortunately Trump had him offed in prison.
SoLongFriedRiceHelloFriedChicken
dontrike
At this point anyone that calls themselves a republican is a pedophile, right? They all support them, usually commit the act, and are proud of it.
Che07
It's not a bug, it's a feature. Disgusting!
comehomefransbrauder
Why the fuck are they all pedos?
CyberWizard252
"He knows all about the kids" - Trump (probably)
FisheswithDynamite
He's treating all these scum bags well so that when it finally comes out that he's a kiddie raping fuck wit, he can go but look at all the other ones who are being treated so well and doing so well. That means you should leave me alone.
AdroitCudgel
Trump surrounds himself with akin people so he could have a friendly kiddy fiddler note comparison chat.
rattytom
Are you guys going to start making public examples of these f#%kers yet? Asking for all of Canada.
TheChunguskaEvent
they share a common interest
ConradPerson
What? Cocaine?
HandoB4Javert
alrightalrightalrightpartyatthemoontower
Trump doesn’t even know any more. His handlers are poor at vetting. They are just grifting and getting away with it because there is no moral compass at all with them.
W0lfsbl00d
he knows. He and his confidants, who mostly remain hidden or on the sideline, look for people willing to commit crimes. It means they will commit crimes and immoralities for Donald, and then don and his deepstate will have compromat over them in case they decide to grow some morals at any point.
TheChunguskaEvent
if only the fuhrer knew
Lurch1911
The fact that he can run for public office with a record like that is probably one of the biggest problems in our country.
zombiejedediah
Also: any other public office would be less of a problem.
StarscreamAndHutch
Perfzilla
https://www.nj.com/giants/2025/07/giants-legend-admits-next-to-trump-i-dont-know-what-were-supposed-to-be-doing.html
therealalansmithee
No problem. Do what Don taco tells you to do,say what Don taco tells you to say, and be the black guy in group photos.
RenaissanceFaireMan
So he can't be near schools as a registered sex offender?
TheDoomBear
a whole cabinet of rapists...spectacular.
DrSchlepenstein
Trump is planning to use the $200 million ballroom he plans to build as the new pedo party location.
VinnyVeritas
"low risk" just means Florida - and the White House - has VERY LOW legal standards
ricpaul
YOU VOTED FOR THIS SHIT (well, at least the majority of people who cared enough to vote). On the one hand I want to see everything that Trump messes up, on the other hand I am so sick and tired of this timeline, especially when I realise how incredibly simple it would have been to prevent this. And how many people are so dumb and/or uninformed that they wreck their own life. >90% of the 77M or so will be worse off due to Trump, they could have known this and still voted for the idiot. AARRGGHHH
BastardMan1977
Only the best people
FelonyRaptor
Pedos of a feather flock together
MisterFr
But he doesn’t smoke crack anymore
freshthrowaway1138
geeze,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Taylor#Legal_troubles
Fyreworx
ianrl337
He was 52 with a 16 year old. That isn't "low risk" sex offender unless she was pretending to be 21 and fooled him.
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
What does it take to be on the high-risk list in FL?
FelonyRaptor
Being a democrat for starters.
ServerMonkeyKing
Latino descent?
DeanGulberri1
A membership to the Mar-a-Lago Club
NZSheeps
Having your own island?
PolitiCat
Or having a golf course with minors being forced to work as masseuses.
Chagrinnish
She was pimped out as 19, and her pimp corroborated that in court.
rolliefingers
Or pretending to be 18 and fooled him?
ianrl337
Fair enough, 18 would be legal, just creepy. I had a friend that met a girl at a bar. She was drinking and buying drinks with an ID so he thought all good. They went out for a month before "surprise". Even her parents were on his side that she screwed him. He finally got it expunged a few years ago.
rolliefingers
How old was she?
ianrl337
17, he was 30.
rolliefingers
I would think high school age people would be insufferably annoying to hang out with for any length of time, but apparently the age of consent is between 14 and 16 in the vast majority of european countries so maybe I'm just an uptight american.
PrincessWasabi
Thats strange for a 17 year old to not be crushing on the football caption or whatever. Wonder if she was abused
HogWashDiddler
Pedos gotta stick together
pinkmilkyway
The CONservatives just wanna normalize underage diddling of minors :/