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Jul 6, 2025 1:47 AM
absinthemindedprofessor
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tGQ1KBJPdDk
Scoubi1959
But, what about Brenda's ?
solrev
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Wow, that's really impressive!
bad1080
salunatics
"A beaver couple. They've taken on a huge home renovation project." Art (stereotype) imitates life. Life imitates natural art.
ubermonkey21
https://i.imgur.com/sCx7tLU.null
MaleProstateMilker88
"He's a kindergarten teacher, and he makes 30k dollars a year, and she sells soaps on etsy, and they're looking for a fix-me-upper for 5 million dollars..."
lovehandlesmessiah
One of them has to be a stay-at-home astronaut to afford that kind of place.
kretinet
Bober kurwa!
TuffyTDog
HippoTel
freezingpilot
Yep, they are hardwired to HATE the sound of running water.
NotSomoneElse68
Anyone know what they eat all winter? Or do they hibernate?
Silversalvation
Surprised that the dam is warmer than the surrounding area. Sure no wind chill, but damn that is impressively warm.
Festerboob
I think the lodge is just well insulated and the beavers produce their own heat. Like an igloo or tent.
Silversalvation
Interesting. I didn't think about beavers being their own Lil heaters. But I can imagine that is it.
zafner
Where do they put their poop in the winter
aRabidGerbil
They still have access to the water and spend time swimming to and from their food stores
zafner
Oh, huh. So they store sticks and stuff? I was surprised to find out beavers eat wood. I thought they just used it to build their various structures
HeresYourSauce
Is it ethical yet to have a pet beaver?
Septcanmat
As much as I adore beavers, even a ‘tame’ beaver makes a terrible house pet. They’ll gnaw on door frames and try to build damns in your hallway.
WhatzitTooya
I suppose, if you have running water and a properly sized meadow in your apartment...
KuroFluff
I've heard many women mention they have a beaver. But it sounds like some prefer them shaved?
Scobragon
You'll be damed if you get one.
BigOChicago
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGJzM3JmdmdkYWo4ZjF2OWEwbjBsYm4wMnMzeGpoZmQ1dmhnM3djbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jir4LEGA68A9y/200w.webp
UneventfulLover
No wildlife should be kept as pets. I have seen beaver videos (no, not that kind!) from sanctuaries and they are dam cute and crafty animals and will get very destructive. Also their teeth grow and have to be used all time so it's their instinct to gnaw on stuff all dam day.
elusiveenchilada
My god, they're huge.
revasseur
Thanks, I just had them stuffed.
itypewerdsonline
beavers come in all shapes and sizes
PineappleLoopsBrOether
It’s like this, but no N
MrStealYourGiF
He sharpens pickets for Beatrix Potter style cottage gardens, and she cleans bark for table centerpieces, their budget is 10,000 woodland shillings.
HippoTel
This is the kind of HGTV I would watch.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
freezingpilot
The fact that they all went there confirms my belief that nice people are freaks in the sheets.
GaloisGroupie
His name is Norman
hetnkik999