Cake day dump of relatable things I found on the internet this year

It's been a wild year. Had a baby and now I'm getting divorced.

Had a shit job.

I wished my morning coffee had whiskey in it, but I was either pregnant or breastfeeding and apparently alcohol is frowned upon

I did have some great coworkers at the shit job.

I'm glad this year's over

I hope I scream less in 2022

But I laughed at the internet a lot

You're probably not reading these captions

So fuck it

Time for silly shit

Nevermind. I got nothing.

My shit job was for the govt. This is 1000% accurate

Not a bad idea cow

When you are sick of crying, it's time for gallows humor

Thank goodness for remote work. No one can see you till your eyes

Forensic files is getting taken off Netflix today ?

I think I saved him somewhere

I think I can count on two hands how many times I got laid this year

I almost sent this to my therapist. Almost

I laughed so hard at this but no one I know gets it

*over 30

There's a great series on the American Scandal podcast about lobotomies. 10/10 recommend

Fuckin Gritty

I'll always make time for tea

Sometimes it be like that

I've fallen asleep breastfeeding and then my neck spasmed do hard I got stuck for 10 minutes. That was stupid.

I firmly believe the saltmate bond is stronger than soulmate at this point

I have ordered online so often I've now memorized all my card numbers

Dobby tax. Bitch always takes my pillow.

Dutch tax. I finally did it. I finally have a banana for scale picture of my dog.

Here's to hoping 2022 sucks slightly less