The brown eyeliner was the only mistake! With it, you'd want to commit to a very late 80's/ early 90's vibe@ scrunched, fluffy hair, a denim jacket, and maybe a hight waist jean.
My eyes have an allergic reaction to makeup so this always looks super painful to me. It makes me sad because I've done the smokey look my whole life and I love it. Now I look decades older with beady little eyes. đđđ
I'm just not into the mustache, everything else I'm on board for. I'm cool with the gender fuckery of facial hair, I just think a mustache on its own makes you look like a cop.
The man has great videos, and they're all pretty much this. He's great! There was one video where he threw on â I think â a blue wig, and it made me less straight for a moment...
Thatâs *probably* because his narcissistic homophobic ass is too scared to watch YouTube tutorials on how to apply eyeliner correctly (especially for his eye shape) (itâs too gay. Straight men donât watch makeup tutorials!)
And he is too homophobic to hire an actual makeup artist to do it either.
So he just slaps some thick black eyeliner on himself. đ
Theory because:
Thatâs exactly how my âself taught eyelinerâ lookedâwhen I was 15. đđđ Before internet makeup tutorials were common.
I've never been to a gym in my life and this would repel me. It wouldn't repel me from talking to him or being nice to him and treating him with respect. I just don't find the look attractive.
smockmakker9000
Thats was not the first time.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
spiceass9000
Bro lol, this guy fucks
JaromirAzarov
Yeah, that really could backfire...
Silversalvation
It's like painting warhammer minis, but your face!
Pliskin008
I've said it before and I'll say it again. MANIC PIXIE DREAMGUY
margeree
The brown eyeliner was the only mistake!
With it, you'd want to commit to a very late 80's/ early 90's vibe@ scrunched, fluffy hair, a denim jacket, and maybe a hight waist jean.
MassiveKy
Cute
marcusrenas6
Still would...
Saxytimes
My eyes have an allergic reaction to makeup so this always looks super painful to me. It makes me sad because I've done the smokey look my whole life and I love it. Now I look decades older with beady little eyes. đđđ
GravyEducation
Why would crazy makeup be a repellent, ladies? That's the opposite of repellent
FarceMajeure
I'm just not into the mustache, everything else I'm on board for. I'm cool with the gender fuckery of facial hair, I just think a mustache on its own makes you look like a cop.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Unless thats someones kink
davidseavey726
Dude youâre hot makeup or not kudos on the makeup talent
WindowStreetJournal
As a drag look: it's not good.
As a man look: he looked great at the beginning, before shaving.
PhyshStycc
Thats just fuckin cool in every way so... two thumbs up and I'll cheers about it
Gwenx
I love being bi <3
He is such a cutie with and without makeup haha!
Call me attracted!
noccymcchunkchunk
Well brother⌠Iâd push back onto that
louloucharlotte
Sauce?
wababooba
âToday, I dressed up like a woman, to find out, how it is to be treated as woman.â
âŚ.
â⌠well, I found out that women get called f*got a lot!â
donorkort
Classic.
zeacorzeppelin10
I love it.
Darmethius
It would have worked, except you messed up wearing a choker, letting every man know you have a black belt in B-jobs.
Orzahn
I'm pretty straight, I guess, but his eyes are beautiful. And I wouldn't mind a hug from him.
origosaved
There was an Imgur link for this, but I lost it. Sorry for IG. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEN3tflyyhI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
MylundTheMad
Is NO ONE going to mention the heart-shape choker?
RecurringNightmare
why would we? everyone wears these nowadays...
Hahatzuchi
umm.. the corset is upside down
ednl
Is it because his body profile is upside down compared to women? Wide chest, narrow hips.
Hahatzuchi
nope. i've seen this mistake often (i work in a shop that also sells corsets)
caindarkmoon
Gives me Sam Rockwell in gentleman broncos vibes.
thedewser
Kinda of reminds me of Carole & Tuesday
Gwenx
Thats honestly a wierd anime i didnt think would catch me but it really did.. And this clip is to blame đ
itsthevoiceman
The man has great videos, and they're all pretty much this. He's great! There was one video where he threw on â I think â a blue wig, and it made me less straight for a moment...
MadamPuddifoot
What's with the gatekeeping? Say the name on the comment you buffoon.
itsthevoiceman
Cause I don't remember!
SmoeAhsolse
Is he the one that did the "come and take my guns" video that devolved into an erotic narrative?
itsthevoiceman
No, but I know generally who you speak of.
sardonislamir
A man...had a name?
vegivamp
Glen, apparently.
MadamPuddifoot
That narrows it down!
GoldblumNoises
It does! There probably significantly fewer people named Glen than people with names other than Glen
GoldblumNoises
Also, it's glennyydevvyy on the socials
Dimension09
But the horse did not
Draygen
I'm gonna tell you, when I recognized that I'm attracted to femininity, not necessarily female, life got a lot easier to process.
SpectralSpider
Pretty is pretty.
Draygen
Black eyeliner makes a lot of pretty...
SpectralSpider
True. Not JD Vance, though.
itsthevoiceman
Crabman Ross Childs, however
givemepickles
Thatâs *probably* because his narcissistic homophobic ass is too scared to watch YouTube tutorials on how to apply eyeliner correctly (especially for his eye shape) (itâs too gay. Straight men donât watch makeup tutorials!)
And he is too homophobic to hire an actual makeup artist to do it either.
So he just slaps some thick black eyeliner on himself. đ
Theory because:
Thatâs exactly how my âself taught eyelinerâ lookedâwhen I was 15. đđđ
Before internet makeup tutorials were common.
SauronsLeftNut
So000.... yes this will repel certain types of men.. on the other hand it will attract other types of men like moths to a flame.
interesseret
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHVlNnN0d2RwOWd6OXcwZ2tybTc0ejY4dDdtMm1mMG5jNjljbjFzayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9rhNJScGSlneHpLtnz/200w.webp
sirwolfyy
Way more attractive to me than so many women wearing makeup.
BeaverOnFire
Republicans be like, the skydaddy's book says it's okay as long as they are underage.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
NaughtButOne
LAMP, BRĂTHER
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
Tbf it will repel toxic gym bro "I want a real woman" type men.
thepandasbum
I've never been to a gym in my life and this would repel me. It wouldn't repel me from talking to him or being nice to him and treating him with respect. I just don't find the look attractive.
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
That's the point. It repels people who can't bother to treat others with respect and manners.
thepandasbum
Perhaps read my comment again and reconsider your response. Thanks :)
EverNotRelevant
I. Uh. I am not feeling... *repelled*
BeaverOnFire
zerogenix
this
ReturnWinchester
Baseline naturally attractive people doing silly things makes them more attractive, not less.
anderlan
I felt it too but it passed. I feel like I put on the sorting hat and it hesitated a minute.
scr1bbl3
This is an amazing comment
âAre you sure? Youâd make an amazing gay⌠No? Straight it is then!â
Hoogemast
Pssst there is a third secret option (actually my adhd says I need to disclose there are many more options): sparkling BISEXUALITY, meaning you feel weird a very long time during your early years not precisely knowing if you are gay or straight... https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azV1a3V4N2w3aDk5am52cTA3dXh1Y2N4Nnd6ZXB2cGRvZmY1ZmV0MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Q8NP2Bgka0JBj0rPsk/200w.webp
scr1bbl3
<3