Can't argue with that logic.

DooDooManjaro

DON'T BE BITCH

11 years ago |

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Zreen

Boy do I have a story to tell you about a gorilla named Harambe

7 years ago |

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LordoftheMcFlys

Baloo is talkin shit.

11 years ago |

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mybodyisready

11 years ago |

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Zifnab

Darwin Award bait

11 years ago |

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slimstebow

I've left this as a comment on many imgur posts

11 years ago |

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MagnustheJust

Grumpy bear makes teh sensibles...

11 years ago |

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shawneatsmonkeys

Things Ron Swanson would say?

11 years ago |

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boberan

or smart

11 years ago |

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theportraitssecretinattackmode

You want to die OP because this is how you die.

11 years ago |

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duckshooter

Let me tell you the story how I lost my arm

11 years ago |

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toonchizzle

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

11 years ago |

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Realitea

Everyone is a dildo if you're brave enough.Wait,what?

11 years ago |

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PurelyCoincidental

Abraham Lincoln!

11 years ago |

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Leonon

*reads comment* *looks at picture* I'm going to need more lube...

11 years ago |

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EveryBodyLovesMe

I like things like this. It's good job security. -EMT

11 years ago |

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FXTPD

http://imgur.com/gO20sca

11 years ago |

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deploratus

Like all mushrooms, you can eat all of them, but some of them only once.

11 years ago |

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Cthulhukitten

You only eat once.

11 years ago |

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RamirezGoDoEverything

oso con migo

11 years ago |

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norfolk89

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read. -Mitch Hedberg

11 years ago |

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7isMagic

Now bear with me here . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjOT5bdhlu4

11 years ago |

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TyrionLannisterTheImp

No. Your pun is unbearable.

11 years ago |

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thereoncewasapenguin

Every repost is a repost, unless you're a little repost.

11 years ago |

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mastershake28

Wasn't this a Mitch Hedberg joke, minus the 'little bitch' part?

11 years ago |

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TalliBighood

I think he said something like; every distance is a walking distance, if you have the time.

11 years ago |

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EricMatthews

Tell that to my one armed brother

11 years ago |

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mooingchum

Or my two armed sisters ?1

11 years ago |

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Socklips1

what is he armed with?

11 years ago |

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RantingGoat88

Was he bitten by a moose?

11 years ago |

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hotdogg

"Well, I'll be damned!" - Justin Bieber, 2014

11 years ago |

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VitoCornholio

TIL I'm a little bitch.

11 years ago |

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TheBOULDER

The BOULDER believes this holds true for restaurants: everyone is a drive-through if you're brave enough

11 years ago |

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CoachDanCampbell

You made me read this in the voice of The BOULDER. +1

11 years ago |

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TheBOULDER

every one*...though everyone is a drive-through if you're brave enough as well (consensually, of course) ;)

11 years ago |

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enstreme

How does The BOULDER feel about only having 129 characters to work with per post?

11 years ago |

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sexybuttercup

What is this damn boulder reference that I keep seeing?!

11 years ago |

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SpaceOrks

The BOULDER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6c1hyFGY3Y

11 years ago |

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ZombieHugsAreBestHugs

Darwinism at work, ladies and gentlemen.

11 years ago |

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DroppingYourIQinOneEasyStep

A 11 yo kid in Brasil just had his arm ate by a tiger. His father even encourage him to pet the tiger... There is a video too.

11 years ago |

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redsky33

That kid ain't no one's bitch

11 years ago |

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Imreallynotsoclever

That little monster was a serious shit. You can only push and taunt a caged animal for so long before it does what it can to kill you

11 years ago |

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gobacktoreadingthepostandnotmystupidusername

"aaaaaaahhh loookkkk attt theee kittieeeeeee OMGAAAGHMYFUCKINARMHAAALP'

11 years ago |

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minimalsix

Anything's a petting zoo if you're brave enough.

10 years ago |

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pretzelnugget

@Zoeker

11 years ago |

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Zoeker

This bear's doing the fuckin eyebrow thing!

11 years ago |

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pretzelnugget

Yass! And he doesn't look like he has suicidal tendencies at all!

11 years ago |

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FiveSevenThenFive

Petting grizzly bears / Is a great way to end up / Deader than Elvis

11 years ago |

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SomethingReallyAmusing

I like that thing that you're doing/ Keep doing that thing/ This doesn't match the thing you're doing

11 years ago |

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nworbetan

Elvis isn't dead / he's with the aliens now / they'll be back with clones

11 years ago |

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Imreallynotsoclever

Who will win the toss / Fat Elvis or skinny one / Either way jumpsuits.

11 years ago |

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LoneDirewolf

Yea, this is how people die

11 years ago |

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DoctorJungyBrongen

It's Darwinism. Those people are all a bunch of dinguses.

11 years ago |

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LoudAngryJerk

stupid people...

11 years ago |

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PepperidgeFarms

Only if they're little bitches.

11 years ago |

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cocacolapolarbearsaretheshit

And doesn't an animal have to be put down once it kills a person?

11 years ago |

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WilhelmvonSchlapphand

And why cows kill more people than sharks.

11 years ago |

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nfbassman

Also by getting out of cars on racetracks, apparently.

11 years ago |

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youreasmellypiratehooker

I like my body being intact. I'm probably the bitchest of little bitches

11 years ago |

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jsknox

coming from a goddamn direwolf

11 years ago |

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Denvercoder09

Imgur now tells you how many replies on each post...

11 years ago |

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fimas

Zero in your case... wait! damn!

11 years ago |

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bumpo86

I'll try first!

11 years ago |

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twilightvulpine

A kid lost an arm to a tiger that way. It was on the news of my country lately.

11 years ago |

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4chansbboard

By being little bitches

11 years ago |

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letsgoexploring

Lets just remember what Tilikum did to that guy....stripped him naked and killed him. I'm chill being a little bitch

11 years ago |

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EudemoniousEukaryote

Do it man. no balls

11 years ago |

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Can't argue with that logic.

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