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Kim Jong Un reveals new DPRK 조선인민군 전략로케트군 "Smol Pener 3000"
I thought this was a joke. But it's not. Yes the North Korean Government released this.
#north_korea #rocket #missile #funny #fucktrump
CiaranMcHale
The black circle on the tip gives the rocket a "foreskin slightly pulled back" vibe.
RacconPeltHat
NCIS: Pyongyang
PapaSez
I wondered what Michael Bay was working on. Definitely his best, most cohesive work yet.
freezingpilot
mrthewhitee
This is what you get when no one will say "no" to you lol.
Imfamousdante
More money than sense.
Mikey667
Can you imagine the pressure and stress levels those military dudes are under !!??
DentalATT
Why does this look like a really bad top gear sketch?
ChaoticSquid
I think he might be compensating for something
Rosie2003
Exhibit A for Small Dick Energy
usafsmith8408
frostybox
he's so ronery
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
middlenameconfusion
LOL They were looking at their watches, collectively, for 13 seconds. Even I can read the time in less time without 2 generals to assist.
VaultGirl69
I'm South Korean and just cringed into yesterday. What a narcissistic, cheap bastard.
Manikasaurus
Maybe he is annoyed with Putin getting all the attention
4Astaroth
Maybe he is like "Well if Putin isn't good enough, then I take Russia."
eigeress
Ding ding! ...war is at hand, yet he didn't initiate it. Shit parades are coming.
secondtalon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U
LerryV2
Always upvote Little Big
coolcexfalcon
I guess he's feeling left out
fane2
they are trying to imply that "it's time"
tinyCabbage
it's very important to keep looking at your watch, missiles constantly go off course if you don't, that's why every pc at MC has a clock.
ramblercomet5772
I am waiting for Steven fukin' Seagal to show up and start karate chopping the shit out of these guys.
YourMomWasHere
Glad to see their film industry is getting some work, at least ?
HighlandViking
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
This will never not be funny
plainoldfool
That wasn't filmed in high speed/slow motion. He just walks that slow.
WatcherNotCreeper
To doors dont even open evenly, how they getting a rocket to launch?
bunny5646
they were being opened manually? I think you can see some one on the right pushing the door
GoatRodeo
Sauce?
TheTrashCanMan
Northe Korean Government
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
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waaahehehe
Search: Trump’s dildo on-time delivery
skitman
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Machsattack
http://www.just-fucking-google.it?s=North%20Korea%20propaganda%20video
mageninja
Looks like he's cosplaying Seagal
AnyOddSituationThatMakesMeRelevant
AdrianDunne
Seagal looks like a bad cosplay of Seagal these days.
flacoloco
underrated comment
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
That was my first thought too.
BunRabbit
This is really realistic. Can't see the wires at all.
ChaoticSquid
Why does this feel like something out of daytime TV
KenpachiJiraiya
Sometimes I do....
YouEatYellowSnow
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
Hannibal from the A team gonna gome in his homemade tank and shoot them all, Rob the bomb.
WhichIsIt
Telenovella lighting
DiamondDogLedTasso
Peak Bollywood
atomiick4578
That is we’re he learned it???
TheIceHorse
‘Presenting the all new and redesigned Honda Accord.’
freezingpilot
Or MTV...
OmnipotentBeing
LOL, Little Big's song - "Lollybomb" is based upon real events. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U&ab_channel=LittleBig
Teyken
Same budget
Capn2018JL
Telemundo!
yall00aint00right
I’ve seen better production value on daytime TV.
vagimusprime
Made me think of Miss Congeniality...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5lW0cZ55co
TekPriest1975
Or a bad 70s action movie.
kebabpipe
This is peak 80s
MechaNinja
I was thinking it looks like a movie James Franco would make...
RandAIFlagg
I was thinking it looks like an intentionally over the top bit from Brooklyn 99
MechaNinja
One of those shots where Andy moves in slow motion.
thekreat
Yeah, one those "Danny Mcbride looks cool as hell in slomo" shots
Psymbionic
Main thing is that this was probably only shot in 30-60fps and slowed down like it was shot 120-240fps. You can see the frame blending in 1/
Psymbionic
The slow motion sections that looks really unnatural and cheap. Speaks to the quality / price of video equipment they used to shoot 2/2
InkGoat
Oh this is 100% K-drama. Figuratively AND literally. On a related note, I would absolutely watch a K-drama about the ppl who have to write >
InkGoat
< and film these propaganda shorts. I think that would be hilarious. Every time NK releases a new video, we get a new episode!
gorillaClutch
we can all see he's fat but making him use the hangar doors might be a little mean
EggFooYung
Actually, it looks like he's shed some weight.
OhNoPotato
Jesus Christ man, you can't just kill people over the internet.
ijustfreakinglovecheese
Hahaha dude nice haha
oepix9000
Either he has lost some fat, or the body double is thinner.
FourLegsGood
He used to be much fatter.
SpectralSpider
Until his sister replaced him.
amb1021
He supposedly was all amped to lose weight after a health risk. May have even gotten gastric bypass. Looks like it's all back now.
Mueggi3
In a country where people die of hunger, being fat is a good thing i guess.
Hornsoup
ButteredNoodleDriver
Ma'am! This road has a 2.5t weight limit!
MyBigMouth
About 10s into this I suddenly expected... "Gangnam Style... Whoop..."
BeerFueledAdventurer
Pyongyang Style
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
Close enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U
tinbed25
What the fuck does he keep pointing at?
Kabe59
At the homoerotic volleyball match he is in his way to join
drunkill
his fans
d2zh5jtsvb42
Probably spotted a burrito
hellsgunslinger
That donut, and that donut, big missile, o look, donut time
4554073
Fried chicken restaurant is just off screen.
Harryteeters
Dopplerfart
Dick pics in outdoors
PutItInNeutral
Cake
Pimparoo3
I thought he was supposed to be point at fans like a rockstar.
vatroslast
Your mom. She is the bomb!
MinorityRetort
All the places he's going to nuke?
MisterLemons
Fat boy got one working and thinks he owns the world, eh?
MaliceofTheHighestDegree
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
The director kept telling him this scene has no point.
LastWishTonight
Things that could be food
FatBastardVegetarian
Is this comment cake?
NotWittyEnough
*cake
LordFancypantsicus
Man, woman, TV , camera, person.
HsuDoNihm
Man, woman, person, camera, TV... but you were close, Mr. Prez. Real close.
troy1984
At the snacks table, to make sure nobody takes the last raspberry filled donut.
cazzegiare
nice try, amerikan spy.
geoffreyfourmyle
All of the NK personality cults depict their leaders as pointing "forward", "towards the future", "towards progress", etc. You see it /1
geoffreyfourmyle
in statues, paintings, staged photos, etc. It's how they visually depict the quality of leadership that the rest of the cult lacks. /2
BatsArentBugs
You better believe it!
FatBastardVegetarian
Cake.
rbudrick
He's trying to look like he's giving commands and being leader-like. All show, all the time. That's NK.
W0lfsbl00d
It's to make it look more important than it is. Like he's directing something, and not just preening for cameras...
majorcovert
"I'm going to kill that guy who doubted me. Then that guy. Then I'm going to break for lunch. Then kill that guy."
cyberMarble
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/
ColonelColon
"Fuck this take up again Bob and I will have you shot. Look, there's a sniper right there. There's two, and three. Don't fuck it up.
rossimus
The "future"? "Onward"ness? "Better" Korea a little to the south? Hard to say
mrthewhitee
And why are they all looking at their watches? The missile is in front of them isn't it?
W0lfsbl00d
The takeaway is "It's fuckin missile time!"
daychilde
If they fire it it'll be fuckin wimdy
JacobKreutzfeldt
"Checking time", "checking time", "checking time" "I belive it's time...TIME FOR THIS THING TO ROLL OUT OF THE GARAGE! FUCK YEAH!"
friskyforthediscy
Got them new Timex
EnjoyingMyself
He looked at his watch so they HAD to look at theirs.
theoriginalandbestddps
I'm surprised they didn't use their notebooks first to jot down a "look at watch like glorious leader" memo
FreebasinFreemason
There’s a desert cart off camera
W0lfsbl00d
The desert cart is carrying the camera...
ChaoticSquid
This doesn't look like it's in a desert
JacobKreutzfeldt
Dunno, but it sure makes him seem important.
ToasterDent
That's the real reason, it makes him look like the guy in charge.
W0lfsbl00d
Yes, to make it seem more than just preening for a camera.
DoctorSniffles
God.... he's just a huge fucking nerd.
dcostanza1
Someone who hasn't heard no to a bad idea in a long time.
ruint
So was Tyrion, still a bloodthirsty cunt from a cursed family.
ToasterDent
He's cosplaying as a leader
charlie2979
He went to a private school in Switzerland.
Krishire
...they could have stopped this. They could have introduced him to MtG or 40k...can't dictate WWIII when you're addicted to gaming instead^^
boxak
Who had his uncle killed with anti-aircraft guns. Otherwise just a regular nerd like the rest of us.
TheSecondPiewackit
Nerd rage with resources, dude.
charlie2979
That uncle has died 50 different ways across a few decades. Most of the time it comes from Radio Free Asia and isn't true.
HenryLongfellowIII
Shhh...
amb1021
He has several uncles, I believe.
charlie2979
I'd assume so.
ruint
*had
SimiKusoni
I'm not saying I can justify it but I have a few family members that should be thankful I don't have access to modern anti-aircraft weapons.
SimiKusoni
*wait, this is n. korea, they don't have access to modern anti-aircraft weapons either.
InkGoat
shots fired lol