UniqueUsernameRequiredHere
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What's up doc?
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Better than Roto Rooter
Long time lurker who never comments/posts.
Trying to get enough points to message the guy who needs a kidney donation because I may be a match.
Teef
Mrabojangles321
Decided to have a good time with this then BOOM #4
reversecowgirlisjustdoggyfromadifferentperspective
I know what you mean, suddenly things got really hot and I, too, started to feel my pants tighten.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
You said Crap.. Yea.. Yea.. And dump. Huh huh
EdibleStupidity
#18 Bethesda studios restroom
GodCommentMaker
#6 damn vlc media player’s been through tough times
Hrafna55
That one was actually quite inventive I thought.
Harryteeters
MarkNeedsAKidney
I’m not sure if it’s me you’re looking for, but I’ve posted on here a few times. Link for donation screening is www.nkr.org/usf639. Thanks!!
PhoenixMelee
ahairyHoneymonster
One more for your collection good Sir.
Juicytoast
Grandolddrummer
The fabled "water closet"
DeathTheKid170
The literal water closet
ViolinKites
Had a bathroom about that size in my hotel room when I stayed in Paris. The room itself was slightly bigger than the full-sized bed.
StarvedDemon
At least it has a light in there. Growing up, my friend's dad installed a second bathroom, in the closet, but didn't want to do electrical.
TooFewGuitars
Toilets with threatening auras
where2bee2
Well this is a shit show
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
thisguyonline1988
MrFuzzyBlumpkin
fragoor
Indeed.
Bigwilliejohnson1462
Khrome
1245restatemyassumptions
#9 was close enough
reversecowgirlisjustdoggyfromadifferentperspective
So, that sponge bob toilet... do the goldfish experience near-death every time someone flushes?
Shitheid
I’d hope there would be a double wall. Wouldn’t the “current” from flushing suck the fish down otherwise?
ShitGotUTrippin
#4 is pretty fucked up
RVAALLDAY
Swear I think I know that girl
JoeT85
I think #45 is the worst. Performance anxiety and all.
justadudewholovescats
Own it, look them in the eye!!
POGassultraboot
Not really. First week in boot camp, I used the shitters to brush my teeth. No hepatitis or e coli.
showmanic
This one anecdote proves that all toilets everywhere are 100% sterile!
POGassultraboot
Nah. I’m not an anti-vaxxer. Just got hella lucky.
MasterAndPaquete
They are using the noodles wrong!
ConsumerAffairs
BlueCat1
Friend of my brother once washed silverware in the public toilet of the kayak center they were both part of.
BlueCat1
When awards were given out at the end of the year, he was given the WTF award as a gag. It was a spray painted gold plunger.
ShutTheFrontDoors
Yeah that and the bag of pee made me actually gag.
SomeRandomLiz
Me too, seriously wtf
Ninethousandone
I gasped audibly at that.
Amphest
Maybe they dumped it down and left some on the fork to take a funny pic?
DevinCastellucci
God I hope
shredder134
Clearly you've never seen choco-teeth
WarhmmerResponseSquad
Aefinn
If I recall correctly, the infamous poop knife was more like a butter knife, a dull one and not like that in the picture.
lysinedispenser
AmmoniumAcetate
All of the raised toilets are from basements where the sewer line is above the floor of the basement. Sewage needs gravity.
AntaNce
And raising up is less traouble than a pump. Plusss, spoopy.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Would actually maybe like it. Feel like a king sitting on his throne. Plus imm talk and need the leg room
Raecracy123abc
and a stage
freefuel
NOT PRISON TOILETS IN CALIFORNIA!
CargoManshark
As someone who also needs a kidney I just wanted to say thanks for trying to donate, you're the best kind of people.
Moose25
A dump, dump ?
misterwappy
@op leave a comment so I can give you another upvote. Also, cheers for this shit post ✌
bullneckfury
I’m pooping right now!
ILikeTaterTots
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Hold up. You may need to message a guy who can give you a kidney? Time to go through your comment history
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
No, nevermind the reverse. @op I will try and help
ImNotReallyADoctor
Ahh a pic of the good ol diarrhea swing
ToiletReadingAccount
This. This is why I come to Imgur. Thank you friend.
JeremyBearimy
WHY?
Imissmycats
Polnareff must suffer
Retromorphic
codeacrobat
Worst.
Grandolddrummer
LobsterSausage
This one is horrifying
abeigor
I have the most questions about this one.
w0ntoan
long abandoned, plant roots got into drain line and followed the way up and out
abeigor
Well that's not nearly occult enough for me.
showmanic
Did he mention the plants were cursed?
abeigor
Theeerrrre it is.
Scruffyszombiemustache
I was doing ok until the bag of piss :(
RelevantImgurian
I know! #OP broke the no selfie rule >:(
mijk
THROW A KNIFE AT IT AND RUN LIKE HELL
photosbyian1
The internet was created so the poor soul that cleans that crime against humanity can share the experience and start the healing process
xX420360NoScopeXx
I was scrolling at a good speed and stopped at the bag, it made me shiver and I’m at a loss for words on how it made me feel emotionally.
kk781119
I feel like it’d be a fun game to grab a bunch of beers and take turns peeing in it until it bursts on someone...
Sausmaus
Disturbing ....
Imakethingsweird
I lost my shit on the golfing centaur in the second one.
howToLoseTheGame
Here, have some noodle
sexyGandalf12
The forbidden lemonade
couldhavebeenabaggins
We all were friend. We all were
JustStopTalking
A bb gun and 30 feet
direwulf
The courage of the people to get it that big? I mean, any piss could have been breaking point, and they would have been at ground zero.
woodlol
MrGizzmokev
It was the ramen that did it for me.
DickPicEnthusiast
That moment when the Freddy Krueger toilet is the least disturbing one.
slightlyfractured
That one was my biggest oh no moment
SauceySandwich
Fucking nightmare fuel
SarahPlsz
The Ramen one clinched it for me, but the bag of piss nearly made me vomit
flaskfullofcoffee
Avrgjoe80
One of my favorite internet images
carej
Pogo stick plunger got me
CatzEyes93
I was too man... egads...
nonCanadianGoose
Can we take a moment to commend the strength of that bag
IC3MAN187
Probably made out of flex tape
SoButtons42
And the poor person who had to deal
boysonhangers
Don’t get mad, get Glad... that you don’t have to take it out. To the trash. Or dates
chrismofer
if it were a high school bathroom, someone would chuck a sharp rock into it from the door
thatshytidontlike
Your high school was clearly amateur hour. There would’ve been an M80 in there real quick. New Providence Class of 98!
impactedcerumen
Moment
Crawmak
Definitely a Walmart bathroom.
Harryteeters
DearAtlas
thewalkendude
uusseerrssuubb
https://i.imgur.com/2XzGvAn
tschallacka
TheBulletKnight
JarOfImperfectSaltes
dumbleduck
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
wheresmymoneydenny
KinkoTheGoblin
scottEkarate
StarkMan
DarkWolfPL
DoomNet
justtheendoftheworld
What ( and I can’t emphasize this enough) the fuck.
ThatShiftyMonkey
I know, right? Should be a paper straw.
hockeyandgolfer224
Solozzo
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
Beautiful
KiLLeRdAcKeL
Imagine the smell.
ytisahc
Not enough words to describe how much I did NOT want to imagine that.
Efreeti
Imagine it with floor heating
DrKriegersClone
It's the only way to go!
mrjbacon
For me it was the ramen
laestrella
Yup me too. I didnt look at the other pictures
LoBrow
1. Cook 2 cups ramen, 2. Empty out cup #1 into toilet, 3. Fork up a some ramen from cup #2 with long dangly strands over toilet. 4. Selfy
SuperManlyManMan
Or just fork out some before you dump it in the toilet. Why make 2?
LoBrow
Gotta have a "clean" cup. Assuming most people will be drunk/partying when doing this. You don't want to leave things up to chance/friends.
DrDadJokes
ramen poo-dle
WorstShotEver
I concur...
UniqueUsernameRequiredHere
I feel for the poor soul that has to clean that up
dogmoind
Lock the door and let it evaporate over years.
HeyGuysImBryan
do you think they syphoned it? cuz someone definitely got piss in their mouth if so.
SmilinSloth
I've had to before when I worked at Walmart and you just pressure washer it into a nearby drain
NinjaPoopy
Are you kidding me? That guy isn't gonna have to buy pee for like 2 months
CritterrCatcher
Hahahahaha you fuckin nasty
Mookie76
ummm......wut?
theshinobi23
Garden hose. Throw something sharp to bust the bag, then spray it down the floor drain while standing safely at the door.
drmuelr
I'm pretty sure "from orbit" would be the minimum safe distance to do anything involving that abomination.
UniqueUsernameRequiredHere
I was thinking wet/dry vac, suck up the liquid and dump down a drain. Still definitely need a strong stomach and protective gear
theshinobi23
Rubber gloves to rip the bag off afterwards, then tape off that urinal instead of putting a bag back on it.
Syk0tik0ne
Utility knife and a surf board... Make it epic!
clucja1
I thought you were going to say garden hose pump into a drain. But hey if you want to play with fire.
dividedby0
I was just thinking pop a little hole in it. It's not under any real pressure.
theshinobi23
That's probably 10 or more gallons of piss. It creates its own pressure by weight. Even if you're right, I wouldn't be the one to test it.
theshinobi23
Pop a little hole and have it spray on you, or throw something to pop it from a distance. I know where I'd be.
TA2019
Alternate solution, try to syphon the pee and drain it into the floor drain with minimal mess
theshinobi23
Nah, I can dump a bucket of bleach across the floor once it's been thoroughly rinsed with the hose.
dustygamedev
And then you realize the floor drain doesn't drain fast enough and it starts flooding everywhere.
theshinobi23
That would be the end of the shift. Someone else's problem now; I gotta go clock out. No OT allowed.
DissidenceTSB
I don't understand that squat toilets. How do you aim your poop? What if you have diarrhea? Are they just always covered in crap?
UniqueUsernameRequiredHere
I hate to speak from experience here, but squatting isn't that bad. Prefer it over some awful public toilets I have seen. 1/2
UniqueUsernameRequiredHere
The position helps you aim and puts enough force behind it so you won't be covered in shit... pretty much the same as a wilderness poo
DissidenceTSB
Thanks, appreciate the feedback. I understand the wilderness reference hadn't thought of it that way. Good point.
Raecracy123abc
I love squat toilets....once you get use to them and they are solely yours to manage and keep clean. I am a woman, and in those countries
Raecracy123abc
I am usually wearing a long easy to gather and swoosh skirt as well. You're feet are close to being equal with your bum and the toilet part
Raecracy123abc
has a solid where to put your feet placement areas to keep you steady. Its actually really good for your bowels too.
DissidenceTSB
Thanks for the feed back. I can see a dress, skirt, or kilt working well, but what about when you wear pants?
Raecracy123abc
Dress accordingly come to think of it jeans are sign of modern wealth and youth in those areas. I guess for more than one reason.