DeusAbscondiitus
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Jan 15, 2019 11:01 AM
DeusAbscondiitus
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ThePastmaster
"The cow is older than your wife's death!"
Mykho
Moo means Moo
trentanueve
seems legit
ilovecake
Man, the Zeus and Io story sure has changed since I was a kid
HsuDoNihm
I also choose this guy's dead wife.
CitrusLimon
Speech, yes, but maybe not 100...
mytempusername
Meanwhile his wife in heaven
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BigKahuna128
Udder nonsense
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
I also choose this guy's dead wife.
LokJok
*bobs x4 and vagene*
LarryPickering
Is this in Florida? If not it should be
viking39
Ya and eastern indians have No problem driving around in cars with leather seats and steering wheel????
Tinkrr
The weird part was his wife was still alive. D:
HardlyTarded
It’s the cows fault for wearing revealing clothes
Skippy76
Strutting around with its udder hanging out
MarioBoon
Well, in India it's better to be a cow than a woman anyway.
carney6623
How do they know he was "raping" the cow? It could have be mutual...
Unagi604
I'd imagine there'd be a hoof shaped injury to his chest if it was.
DeadWombat
"The cow seduced me with her ravaging good looks and the promise of chic fil a."
carney6623
Well, that explains everything!
JarJarDrinks
Florida man.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
ThatRandomCanadian
Elbowdeepina... Cow?
BigRedMonkeyButts
that cow is so disapproving
PunkassUnicorn
The Britain's Florida Man!
manulofdoom
Take the bullshit your country considers holy. Use it to your advantage.
Thatonepersonyounevermet
'Persuade' failed.
R3gord
I also choose this guy's dead wife.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
CreateHero
zdriver984
TowerJunkie
Came here for this. Was not disappointed.
grookey
Illusion 100
TylerBrennan
If he’s eating burgers for the next month we know what happened to his wife.
H4tefullApe
I he allowed to milk her ?
TylerBrennan
Dead wifecow: “Is...is it in?”
gorillawafers
Didn’t you see how that cow was dressed though? She was practically begging for it.
HoldThisThread
That’s not a nice way to talk about @OP’s mom
TheWombatStrikesAgain
She should have at least covered her udders. I mean was she raised in a barn?
BabySharkEtc
Struttin' that ass
thanksfoenothing
Moo means yes.
ambulancedriver
wife’s always been a cow, nothing changes there
buttcrackula
MarkOfTheCovenant
MrBEC
ABSOLUTE HARAM
UnicornIRL
I didn't know "bobs and vagene" also translated to udders.
fbutt09
Oh my Ganesh
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Just bobs, really, cow's already got vagene
Lyllii
Boobs are boobs regardless of species.