Nov 4, 2020 10:21 AM
TubeofPringles
84631
2256
78
wtf
service
reasonableprice
itsnotsweat
BillCornelius
escaped from a body farm and needed some income
friendsofsandwiches
belizubub?
TheNobodyKing
Papa Nergle
MacroPirate
You' will be C U R S E D
Jaqdakloun
The number, need the number.
ActionJohnnie
v
Rip42
I see we're replacing late night imgur with mid morning imgur.
DukeDarkwood
It's Late Night somewhere!
Jae005
we are already in hell...what difference does a few hours make? :/
thebigsexyfrost0
Im torn up between the obs US "cured of what" and the aussie "Yeah that'll do it"... hahaha th8s is a tighter debate than the election!
abazoe
I’m listening to The Magnus Archives now and this is very Jane Prentiss
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Lol TMA is great.
It is amazing. I’m about 55 episodes in and I adore it. I picked up Stellar Firma because of how much I love TMA
Just wait for how things go xD
aubuc
Dassenator
Godzillaismycat
antvirvi
Well some people voted for Trump, so they might as well believe this lady
Wulph421
NOOOOO you've got to show the phone number!! Whoever makes these sets up a fake answering message and it's usually hilarious
gostoso666
Sounds good.
Sillyhammer
Dude, why'd you block out the number? I NEED that CURE!
TheMasterDB8er
hockeyandgolfer224
Is it July 29th already?
MrTeeeee
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
You'
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
th'e''yre' no'''t e'v'e'n try-i'ng anymore '
You have to let go of the jackhammer before you speak, dude.
Mayyybe
How many maggots do I have to eat? She didn’t say.
Zephyr7007
All of them
repurposedschleem
ProphetOfPhil
IWishIHadASoul
I absolutely recommend this service! A++
p4nnus
Username ahh.. yeah well.. uhm.. lets wait till thursday at least!
You know, I won the election. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows. This was the most bestest win in history of humanity!
RabidNutria
That apostrophe is the worst part.
AmbiguousMatch
I am NOT interested
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Liar
Yes you are
Wepfmokk
The way you say it makes me think you are definitly interested in eating piss maggots.
volunteervancouver
Well for a price like that come on!
cactuskid1956
Dr Craiglist recommended !
localdisturbance
this being a girl, I'll allow it. however, I can only pay 3.5
PoorSucker
In stamps
jdasler
I think you mean, “about tree-fiddy”.
hackller
CatatonicCowMoo
Soaked... not sweat but not water... girl... hmmm... wap? Also, love the apostrophe after 'you'.
konelhft
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word
senradbivab
eamonmad76
There are no other words...
trapdoorogre
The maggots.
Angrymilkman
wbeuthry
What show is this from?
ItsLurkinTime
Supernatural
Thank you
CheckMate343
ImSorryFriend
DJTrickyM
Cured of what
enkrypt3d
yes
Peoman
A cure for wellness
asoftstrawberry
I don't know why but I choked on my own spit when I read this. +1
jackiejackjackson
Cured of calling up random postings.
BulletproofMarmalade
Life
SoraHjort
Of the disease that can't be cured with Head On
SithElephant
All the bacon.
FWAKADATHOOM
Gullibility
You seem to misunderstand me
Ikindawantsoup
Roommates?
NotCthulhu
We all have something.
Bones147
Cured.
Duros62
You mean like a ham?
leechdemon
...probably not what they meant... but also, yes, precisely.
NoNameFred
Oops, forgot the 's'
NightCap
I think it’s more like cured ham
Sauroctonus
Meat.
trekkiedane
Not 'of' anything; but 'like' something.
I dont follow, currd like what? Ham?
Yes, like meat, fish, tobacco, animal skin...
That's not a service i would pay for as it has no benefit to me. Only detriment. I'll pass
UnknownVD
You don't have animal skin in need of curing?
TheS4ndm4n
Cured meat.
m4dm4n
Illness
Millstone85
The disease.
Was waiting for this
Cranbananarama
The pestilence.
Idk if this guy gets it
I certainly hope not.
JustCarved
Cured of life. Absolutely aweful illness
Davies1212
Preach
JoeKreeg
Yes. Death is guaranteed to follow.
orbitn
100% mortality, a seemingly infinite number of comorbidities, sometimes the drugs used to treat are fun though.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
sanity
secretoaster
fluortanten
Both
ChucKTheCanadian
30$
Zixtank
Cured. As in meat.
TotallyNotASnail
Innocence
Imissmycats
Mortality
UmamiMama
Life...
AmArschdieRaeuber
Ç̷̳̬̪͈̳̰̪̠͉̑̐̀̆̈̃ ̸̫̺̻͚̯̭̯̜͗̎̑Ủ̷̢̡͙͇̥͚͔̫͇̂̒̿̈̊̀ͅ ̷̻̌̓͌̏́̍͘͝͝R̷̢̨̞̻̠͉̻̗̦̓ ̵͖͚͌̇͌̆̃͝Ẹ̶̡̜̮͎̤̻̲͖̍͑ ̷̘̤̻͙̻̹̎͗̇͘D̴̙͖̖̱̭̰̈́̓̉̐̏͠
Throbbins
Ligma
hardytardigrade
maggots
number1keeper
Cured, like bacon
Baggsy13
Using her service.
MileHighLivin
As a cured, I can tell you that is your first question before eating the maggots, but the last thing on your mind once you've been cured!
ElynaerDeiros
That's suspicious in all the best ways! I'll take it.
TropicalB3ach
This is what I come here for
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
The Sickness.
BillySmothermon
But how did I come down with the sickness? Oooh wah ahh ahh ahh?
STGxDante
Health
ARealDjentleman
Cured like bacon maybe
OhhMyDear
Of 30 Dollars
DarkwingDuc
Having $30.
ZiggyMundo
If you don’t know, why do you ask?
HiddenSanity
Your desire to eat maggots
SkyxzStone
Cured of life, don’t fall for it. This is clearly a new creation of SCP-049.
swellguy18
The infection has but one cure.
celestedrake
stupidlystupendous
Deploying MTF Epsilon-6 "Village Idiots"
KawaNyx
Yes
deepthought64
Aeolys
Side effect may include: the end of life, life ceasing, a permanent state of not being, death and bad breath.
Bad breath... Love it
Kyrorayne
If you notice you're undead, please stop eating the maggots and call 0¹1⁸9⁹9⁸8¹9⁹9¹1⁹7²5....³.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
Aliveness
Seaw0lfe
KyleButNotThatKyle
A clean couch.
BillCornelius
escaped from a body farm and needed some income
friendsofsandwiches
belizubub?
TheNobodyKing
Papa Nergle
MacroPirate
You' will be C U R S E D
Jaqdakloun
The number, need the number.
ActionJohnnie
Rip42
I see we're replacing late night imgur with mid morning imgur.
DukeDarkwood
It's Late Night somewhere!
Jae005
we are already in hell...what difference does a few hours make? :/
thebigsexyfrost0
Im torn up between the obs US "cured of what" and the aussie "Yeah that'll do it"... hahaha th8s is a tighter debate than the election!
abazoe
I’m listening to The Magnus Archives now and this is very Jane Prentiss
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Lol TMA is great.
abazoe
It is amazing. I’m about 55 episodes in and I adore it. I picked up Stellar Firma because of how much I love TMA
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Just wait for how things go xD
aubuc
Dassenator
Godzillaismycat
antvirvi
Well some people voted for Trump, so they might as well believe this lady
Wulph421
NOOOOO you've got to show the phone number!! Whoever makes these sets up a fake answering message and it's usually hilarious
gostoso666
Sounds good.
Sillyhammer
Dude, why'd you block out the number? I NEED that CURE!
TheMasterDB8er
hockeyandgolfer224
Is it July 29th already?
MrTeeeee
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
You'
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
th'e''yre' no'''t e'v'e'n try-i'ng anymore '
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
You have to let go of the jackhammer before you speak, dude.
Mayyybe
How many maggots do I have to eat? She didn’t say.
Zephyr7007
All of them
Mayyybe
repurposedschleem
ProphetOfPhil
IWishIHadASoul
I absolutely recommend this service! A++
p4nnus
Username ahh.. yeah well.. uhm.. lets wait till thursday at least!
IWishIHadASoul
You know, I won the election. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows. This was the most bestest win in history of humanity!
RabidNutria
That apostrophe is the worst part.
AmbiguousMatch
I am NOT interested
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Liar
Mayyybe
Yes you are
Wepfmokk
The way you say it makes me think you are definitly interested in eating piss maggots.
volunteervancouver
Well for a price like that come on!
cactuskid1956
Dr Craiglist recommended !
localdisturbance
this being a girl, I'll allow it. however, I can only pay 3.5
PoorSucker
In stamps
jdasler
I think you mean, “about tree-fiddy”.
hackller
CatatonicCowMoo
Soaked... not sweat but not water... girl... hmmm... wap? Also, love the apostrophe after 'you'.
konelhft
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word
senradbivab
eamonmad76
There are no other words...
trapdoorogre
The maggots.
Angrymilkman
wbeuthry
What show is this from?
ItsLurkinTime
Supernatural
wbeuthry
Thank you
CheckMate343
ProphetOfPhil
ImSorryFriend
DJTrickyM
Cured of what
enkrypt3d
yes
Peoman
A cure for wellness
asoftstrawberry
I don't know why but I choked on my own spit when I read this. +1
jackiejackjackson
Cured of calling up random postings.
BulletproofMarmalade
Life
SoraHjort
Of the disease that can't be cured with Head On
SithElephant
All the bacon.
FWAKADATHOOM
Gullibility
DJTrickyM
You seem to misunderstand me
Ikindawantsoup
Roommates?
NotCthulhu
We all have something.
Bones147
Cured.
Duros62
You mean like a ham?
leechdemon
...probably not what they meant... but also, yes, precisely.
NoNameFred
Oops, forgot the 's'
NightCap
I think it’s more like cured ham
Sauroctonus
Meat.
trekkiedane
Not 'of' anything; but 'like' something.
DJTrickyM
I dont follow, currd like what? Ham?
trekkiedane
Yes, like meat, fish, tobacco, animal skin...
DJTrickyM
That's not a service i would pay for as it has no benefit to me. Only detriment. I'll pass
UnknownVD
You don't have animal skin in need of curing?
TheS4ndm4n
Cured meat.
m4dm4n
Illness
Millstone85
The disease.
DJTrickyM
Was waiting for this
Cranbananarama
The pestilence.
DJTrickyM
Idk if this guy gets it
Cranbananarama
I certainly hope not.
JustCarved
Cured of life. Absolutely aweful illness
Davies1212
Preach
JoeKreeg
Yes. Death is guaranteed to follow.
orbitn
100% mortality, a seemingly infinite number of comorbidities, sometimes the drugs used to treat are fun though.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
sanity
secretoaster
Life
fluortanten
Both
ChucKTheCanadian
30$
Zixtank
Cured. As in meat.
TotallyNotASnail
Innocence
Imissmycats
Mortality
UmamiMama
Life...
AmArschdieRaeuber
Ç̷̳̬̪͈̳̰̪̠͉̑̐̀̆̈̃ ̸̫̺̻͚̯̭̯̜͗̎̑Ủ̷̢̡͙͇̥͚͔̫͇̂̒̿̈̊̀ͅ ̷̻̌̓͌̏́̍͘͝͝R̷̢̨̞̻̠͉̻̗̦̓ ̵͖͚͌̇͌̆̃͝Ẹ̶̡̜̮͎̤̻̲͖̍͑ ̷̘̤̻͙̻̹̎͗̇͘D̴̙͖̖̱̭̰̈́̓̉̐̏͠
Throbbins
Ligma
hardytardigrade
maggots
number1keeper
Cured, like bacon
Baggsy13
Using her service.
MileHighLivin
As a cured, I can tell you that is your first question before eating the maggots, but the last thing on your mind once you've been cured!
ElynaerDeiros
That's suspicious in all the best ways! I'll take it.
IWishIHadASoul
yes
TropicalB3ach
This is what I come here for
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
The Sickness.
BillySmothermon
But how did I come down with the sickness? Oooh wah ahh ahh ahh?
STGxDante
Health
ARealDjentleman
Cured like bacon maybe
OhhMyDear
Of 30 Dollars
DarkwingDuc
Having $30.
ZiggyMundo
If you don’t know, why do you ask?
HiddenSanity
Your desire to eat maggots
SkyxzStone
Cured of life, don’t fall for it. This is clearly a new creation of SCP-049.
swellguy18
The infection has but one cure.
celestedrake
stupidlystupendous
Deploying MTF Epsilon-6 "Village Idiots"
KawaNyx
Yes
deepthought64
Life
Aeolys
Side effect may include: the end of life, life ceasing, a permanent state of not being, death and bad breath.
deepthought64
Bad breath... Love it
Kyrorayne
If you notice you're undead, please stop eating the maggots and call 0¹1⁸9⁹9⁸8¹9⁹9¹1⁹7²5....³.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
Aliveness
Seaw0lfe
KyleButNotThatKyle
A clean couch.