DSNC
438740
2000
34
Professional masseuse
Cat Massage and Spa, now open for business.
Dec 10, 2018 6:05 PM
DSNC
438740
2000
34
Cat Massage and Spa, now open for business.
EmmaLeRouge
Omg this cat is so gorgeous!
potatoman11
That kiddy has sharp toe beans
tangybreath
That does looks so much like my dog 0.o
westw0od
just making some dog biscuits
AnHour
Combined message and acupuncture treatments.
StormDLX
If I had this dog I'd name it Achilles. Looks as though it was held by the legs and dipped in dye or something.
m0wgli
Somebody like black pets
saboten13
Mmm love a good kidney massage
BunnieWigglesworth
Pawing around the crotch to signal that a “happy ending” is a possibility? Kitty works at one of those shady places in a strip-mall I see...
clamdriver
What's a kat hand job go for these days?
realargonwolf
"Okay, if I gib massage, you promise gib cheezburger, k?"
HashbrownMashup
Holy shit, it's the mid-2000's! Hi, mid-2000's, how ya doin'?
realargonwolf
I'm alright, just slowly dry-rotting in the dusty attics of people's minds. How're the kids?
ddriscoll3
Aww, he’s tenderizing his next meal..
imth3gingerbreadman
Longer gif you asshole....
metalfoto
PRICELESS
Alkuam2
Gadzooks! A catseuse!
Zahnradfee
Color coordinated
Sita
Mewseuse.... Catupuncture... I'll see myself out.
dmay1210
Just another sex parlor fronted by massages
zooumberg8
I only see a dog and a crow
Killindra
I would like to make an appointment.
GrassssssssTastesBad
Man, kitty has claws
Apostraphie1217
And a boss!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Kittyman also has claws. Rawr.
seriouslyloveeclairs
That's what the claws are meant to look like :)
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
They pull punches when they play with us and keep 'em sheathed. It's cool to be reminded how deadly the little guys are.
SchrodingersDictator
And the smallest wild cat is one of the deadliest. It’s got a %60 hunt success rate and African tribes have legends about them killing
SchrodingersDictator
giraffes. 2/2
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I wish there were legends about ME killing giraffes...
EXALTEDJIKIL
Its like its checking out where its liver is.
Sinjai
Seeing the claws go in and out like that makes me nauseous. ?
FeeltheFX
Black cats are the best cats!
LilMagician
Why did I read this as "Cat Massacre"?
anightlurker
Nah, it's tenderising the meat before it eats him.
Speedbin
It's making bread.
Cobber16
Besties forever
TheDemonBeaverOfFleetStreet
Cute, but definitely a sign of genetic dysmorphia. You can tell because the cat (at least from a clinical standpoint) is completely retarded
Sofakingsoft
Same
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Any actual reason/instinct they do this? Besides being fond of giving massages of course.
HashbrownMashup
Cats are born with an instinctual titty-fondling technique which is used to help get their mamas' juices flowing when breastfeeding. As 1/
HashbrownMashup
with humans this behavior is retained into adulthood, purely for... "recreational" purposes. 2/2
xbxoxy
It is supposed that if they do this to you, they really really like you
blainetog
Kneading is something they do as kittens to stimulate their mom's milk production.
Kensue
https://www.livescience.com/40548-why-do-cats-knead.html No 100% clear reason but there are theories
DSNC
They are pretty good friends actually. The cat sleeps on her back.
kettlex27
kneading is how the kittens stimulate the mother to make more milk, domestic cats that are seperated too soon never stop.
GrumpyGrumbo
Doesn't need to be too soon, my guy was with his mother until 10 weeks and can't help himself if he's on a soft blanket, gotta make biscuits
kettlex27
yeah true, give him some pats from me