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Got my match
I was going to build this cool led color changing thing .. but now I'm having second thoughts and might just go cheap and buy a big black dildo or something
DefenderOfDog
send nudes
OVERRATEDX
I got matched to a none existing account once, and got blacklisted because a didn't send them anything
GloomyBugg
Im nervous about this happening, ive always been a lurker! I only made my first post today and it was ABOUT secret santa!:c
maaiker
Make your secret santa’s life easier and maybe post that (and other handy tips like your Tshirt size etc) in a new post?
davidhowe555559
Huuuuuuge lurker. I just favourite and forget stuff. I think this is my second comment in 4 years but I signed up.
KronaSamu
Maybe you will get a free sex weekend?
ErrorUserNotFound
If you got me sorry. :p I never post but do comment from time to time. :p
Avver
mine too. dont care, send them xmas stuff anyway. maybe they're just lonely/shy
catsies
Mine's similar, loads of stuff written but nothing that helps. Likes and dislikes? Ive been very good this year. So there getting a surprise
DonaldTrump
Clearly they want a Japanese love pillow.
Renkyu
Hell. I wouldn't even be mad if I got that. Gag gifting is fun
Sexlexic
Um we ALL want a japanese love pillow
Slef82
My secret Santa account doesn't even exist? Not sure what that means.
stormegedendarklordofall
Contact the guy in charge then
Slef82
Already on it!
VulgarGhost
Imgur related gifts it is then.
skrozzilla
I saw this post as a long time lurker and filled out my bio thinking 'crap! Did he/she get me as their secret santa?!?!'.
skrozzilla
Realized you gotta sign up. I'ma gift the shit outta someone next year!
KanackyBiznasty
Big black dildo?! The gift that keeps on giving!!
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
all 18 inches
drdavessardogs
THat should be easy, No posts? No points? No images? Simple -- they get NOTHING (says Willie) https://youtu.be/M5QGkOGZubQ
stormegedendarklordofall
yousirnayme
My first year ever to attempt secret Santa... and I have nothing. It might be me.
realrealluckless
Roll the dice on them being a Whovian... Air From Your Lungs? Box of balloons...
stormegedendarklordofall
My Username relevant to your first guess
narcissisticarsonist
I didnt sign up but im drunk and giving everyone ipvites!
sway85
Same here. I'm sending something but not expecting anything in return.
sway85
I just realized that they join 2 years ago so maybe I'll get something.
Direwolflord
Isn't a giant black dildo rather expensive
Direwolflord
Sex toys in general tend to be
MagicAndDuctTape
Not if you make it out of home made play dough
zombiesaremisunderstood
I have a spare one you can have
Direwolflord
lol, dare i ask why you have an extra?
konseigo2
Everyone is a winner then
moderngoddess
I'm scared, I only lurk but still wanted to participate so I joined. Starting to feel I shouldn't have lol.
AKAbebAKAimcool
Ima lurker & introvert. Been going thru some personal stuff. Thought I'd give SS a try to get out of my confort zone & bring joy to someone.
Renkyu
I have a suspicion some people made throwaway accounts to get lots of free shit and give nothing back.
IcyLucario
Yeah, and last year we had tons of bitching about people not receiving anything. Oh boy, looks like it's gonna be the same again this year..
xiaodown
That happened to me on reddit; it made me quit secret santa. One of my matches had literally no post or comment history.
Bellamortis
Happened to me last year. I bought my dude mass effect and embroidered him a dope thing. And i was so bummed when i got nothing
AntaNce
me too :(
dwilson0725
Id say message them. If they dont respond back, no gift.
masterlurkerXsukishiX
I mean there are people like me who just lerk and are to afreid to ever show themselves. This is a year old or so account.
masterlurkerXsukishiX
I just got Active after 9gag got blocked at my college and wanted memes.
BYERE
After two attempts at this (I sent stuff both times, never got given anything), I tend to agree :(
JohMarLeh
:C
MontyPythonQFHG
I thought the rule was the account had to exist for a year to be in the secret Santa
JohMarLeh
that would be a good rule!
krixander
Last year i got nothing... i stopped participating becaus of this lack of mutuality
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
Maybe we should put together a list of people who's matches have nothing on them and they can do their own gifting to one another!
Renkyu
I like that idea
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
We can all update this as the next week goes on and see where we're at with our matches. If all else fails, I'll send him something small 1/
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
And then pick one of your awesome people and send you something cooler! /2
Renkyu
You're a gentleman and a scholar. <3
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
They should have a minimum amount of posts / points required to participate that way you dont end up in this boat with everybody else
ToastedVanilla
Then they'll just log into the accounts to make inane comments here and there and there you go
JessAlba452
I agree with you. I had both a match and rematch who didn't send anything either a few years ago so I stopped doing Secret Santa. :[
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
Hopefully it all works out for everyone.
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
I'm with you... Kind of. Mine has a few comments but nearly all GIF reactions and only one actual post, that was one sentence. I sent 1/
Taliska
Im in the same boat as you OP... mines also a lurker... we both wait in anticipation of a DM response...
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
A couple of messages a few hours ago to see if I could get more info out of them, but no response yet. I want to make them something they 2/
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
Will really like and that is tailored to them. I hope I can make it work! I want to be a great Secret Santa! Answer me, match of mine!! /3
notDre
It's not all bad I got a backup santa and he gave me a cool dick butt pin so.
JuliusSeizure7
Is it too late to sign up for that thing?
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
yes
JuliusSeizure7
Dang. Maybe next year then.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
https://giftagiraffe.com/
imostlyupvotedogs
My match has one post, but lucky for me it’s a SS post from last year so I’m assuming they at least appreciate the sentiment.
wealthychef
My wife did too. I heard some people use throwaway accounts for secret Santa use.
stormegedendarklordofall
@OP @Rafispoketdog @Renku @drdavessardogs
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JohMarLeh
my take on it
TinyOctopus
Tiny Octopus thinks this is the opportunity for you to use the whole Jigsaw, "Would you like to play a game?" thing.
MothMonsterMan
Is that where you send the person 800 pages of imgur phone dumps?
TinyOctopus
That's a terrific idea.
ShoopDeDoop
I told my girlfriend about Imgur secret santa and she got super excited about making a gift for someone and made an account just for it.
ganjapudding
Clever girl
imhoots
Then I'm sure the black dildo will work out just fine. Enjoy!
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
If that's the case, make sure she fills out her bio and writes about herself at least. Or post something!!!
Happymonster
As an elite lurker, is it really necessary to post something, is it to remove doubts?
DubhIainn
Yes. That's the point.
TheBreadlord
Preferably both.
Seanthombbomb
I havent got my match yet? I cant be the only one..
SkeletorGirl
Same :(
ichoosetacoflavoredkeeses
Did you go to the giftagiraffe website? Bc that's where mine was. I thought it would just be in my notifications, but it wasn't. :)
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
That's cool, but i feel like this is just a bust .. so black dildo it is
Kehy
some of us would like a black dildo. Skin color is good too
DirtyMikeWithTheBoys
I sent in an email to support about this. I got dicked twice last year and refuse to support anyone else getting screwed
SocermanMc
You can try and message them, Could be a lurker. I just came back out the lurker closet
poisonousgummybears
Im not saying that Its the case for everyone but I’m a long time lurker and last year had a blast picking out a present for my secret santa
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
So you're just a cunt?
TheeOlRazzleDazzle
Yeah I did it last year and ended up having to pay more in shipping to receive the gift than the actual cost of the gift
Retrikaethan
why not get a red and green dildo?
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
do you have a used one those colors I could send?/
Retrikaethan
nope. try ebay or craigslist.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
a used dildo from craigslist.. seems fitting
Cookie1996
Sound alike his gf is in for a shock
squishcat
hey at least get one that isn't all chemical laden so it can be used safely :P
cornzilla
Yo. If it doesnt work out let me know. I do a mean secret santa.
Gasnia
The biggest blackest dildo?
12345six
Don't forget the glitter
tazlah
Can you message the account? They should have put something in their bio to help. They suck.
MarysueUltrabittch
A lot of folks make throwaway accounts for secret santa.
Renkyu
Yes black dildo for an empty account
koopaya
It's next-gen coal
tazlah
I hope this is the next thing to become a thing on Imgur.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I can only imagine the face of your wife when you give lil Timmy a black dildo for being bad this year
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
Probably the same face she makes when she deep throats all 18 inches NSFW
koopaya
You know, maybe if lil Timmy had done the dishes when asked he wouldn't have to read Santa's note on lubricated anal insertion.
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
Must become profile pic
TheMuteDoge
At least it might fill something up though right?