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#dank_memes #aww #memes #bear
Nov 20, 2018 11:10 PM
shuuyacine
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#dank_memes #aww #memes #bear
Ratiofarming
so no flex during sex?
mariomario42
The gif is so much better:
Otterbotanical
Tf is this from, that's hilarious
mariomario42
Enjoy: https://youtu.be/OpdsfBA9h3Q
PikaChunin
Oh dear lord. I only made it like 5 minutes and it feels like I lost years.
LokiShade
Thigh works best, imo
DasDaBizzatch
Weird flex, but okay...
AGiantSlor
Dank ya fah dis post! Supa helpfah
Ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
How does it work....distraction? Or blood flows away from the erection? Maybe both right
giraffeflapjack
I must be drunk because I just sent this to my boyfriend and ended it on “retreat, my sweet meat”
septillion
I feel like this is just tricking me into exercising.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I’ve seen this posted several times, but no one will say if it actually works or not.
Ch3mis7
Repeatedly flex a muscle, like making a fist, it draws the blood to that area and away from the boner. Only so much blood
naivepuppy
If you're in the mood, dick don't care
DeviousRaptor
Tried it awhile back. Didnt work for me but some comments are yea
ginniper
Doesn't work. I flexed my biceps for 60 seconds each... Maybe it'd work if I had a dick to begin with
Baconpoet
Dunno how it works, but I have 100% success rate at killing boners with that trick. Mine and others'.
NATA5
I’ve tried to try it but flexing for 60 seconds is too long/much when I’m trying to get my pee over with so I can go back to bed.
FernandoRumdebum
It does! Flexing thighs works quickest
applesforjuice
There's no time you'll have a full minute to just sit around to try. I've tried but any time you need this trick you need it in 10 secs
LordBiggusDickus
Holding your breath works
TelemonianAias
I'm guessing quite a few cramps have been caused attempting this.
DanDavidsen
That would effectively mean that you would go soft after 60 seconds of most sexual positions.
MisterTortuga
Its not about flexing, its about tensing one muscle, the body eventually prioritizes the blood flow to that one muscle, draining the dick.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Good point
TheMastermindInTheCoil
It works. Used it this morning
2graves
It sort of works
DireSickFish
Not really
Imheisenbeard
It does not, tried repeatedly.
pyrrhlis
Huh. Does for me.
dustball23
Then this is dick advice
iDrinkDrano
It works for me but you really gotta pump to get the blood moving.
SmurfEggs
You're forcing blood to another appendage so it leaves the pee pee
MisterTortuga
Works every time for me, just tense one muscle, the dick blood gets rerouted to the muscle that clearly needs some kind of help.
GoodDogsBront
It works.
steeny13
I told my man about it and we tried it. It works! The blood must go to wherever they are flexing. Now we joke about it all the time?
shuuyacine
ProbablyHolly
It's semi true. The real reason it "retreats" is because you are focusing on the act of flexing.
IW42
Heh. Semi.
Hoplonn
I thought it also had to do with movin the blood around
Zigor22
Focus on skinned kittens or something. Definitely a boner killer.
Gameking116
Or on yer mom
shmekie
Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Aranon
I've tried this multiple times, and it doesn't work for me.
33WhiskeyTX
Doesn't add up. I've had to flex a muscle for more than 60 s during sex.
Bebsey
I had only heard of the trick of pinching/twisting the skin on your elbow. Which is potentially slightly more subtle of a method, depending.
HoomanMale
Did you know walking around with a hard on is the manliest way to travel.
Dunes8
Who can name which Dingo Pictures movie that screencap is from?
Slappio
Animal Soccer World, the bear sells cotton candy at the game, and I hate the fact that I remember this
Happybutterbutterflyvolcano
Felix from Montefjanton can probably pinpoint every animal in any of those shitmovies by now, the poor bastard
shinagami091
I think it’s because your attention gets taken away from your boner to keeping your muscle flexed
MisterTortuga
This is TRUE and should be a PSA to all women who have believed a man who said they needed their erection it taken care of.
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
What if I flex my dick for 60 seconds?
080080
that's called a cock pushup, bruv
shuuyacine
try it
anonnona887
I pulled a muscle from my taint to my nuts somehow. Didn't hurt as much as I thought but yeah. Ow
ProbablyHolly
The rest of your body goes limp.
CopperMarbles
It takes a screenshot
BangstickMagnum
Worked for me, blood just...vanished back into my core.
Qoolhippi
Will fall off and fly around the room like one of those clown balloons
ilsalta
*boing**slap**boing**slap**boing**slap**boing**slap*....
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Been there, done that, goes limp, good shit
TooRexyForMyShirt
Weird flex, but okay.
CziltangBrony
Fireninja404
Well, that's the first time I've laughed at this meme
TooRexyForMyShirt
I honestly just found out about that phrase, like, yesterday, and this seemed appropriate.
SemenCongealment
Your dick will fly off and explode.
alexjonesisagayfrog
Thats gluten
Thecynicalspud
NSFW
krazy8ba11
Gotta turn that food pyramid upside down bro.
wildatheart499
If your American it's already been done so no need to worry.
AndrewCowbell
You'll pull your groin
FarkasMacTavish
The penis is not a muscle.
SemenCongealment
#tissuesformytissue
TheDairyPope
I learned from Billy Bob Thornton that it's a type of stick.
Broken08
There is a muscle that connects to it so you can move it. Amateur
FarkasMacTavish
But the penis, itself, is not a muscle.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Doesn’t work on me, once i have a full rager it takes a long time to cool down. But that was 20 years ago. Will try tonight
NZSheeps
Try it without the Viagra
Proudfoots
Have...have you not had an erection for 20 years...?
CardboardStomach
Not since the accident.