that dog must have much better bowels than my dogs because if they got any fatty foods they tend to get colitis and it's runny poo for a few days and then it's just plain rice and boiled hamburger with probiotic for the next several days
what's a little dog diarrhea when you get famous on the internet? Seriously peanut butter would actually work better... but that doesn't fit the narrative
No, you get on your back slide down so your butt is under the faucet, legs up in the air, feet use whatever surface available there to lift your hips so you also experience the faucet's water pressure on the clit.
I knew it had to be baiting for something less horny than the obvious conclusion, because otherwise it wouldn't be funny. I wasn't expecting the dog grooming in particular, but it fits as a funny alternative explanation.
I keep a bottle of wine and a wine glass next to mine....
One time I t0ok a bath and dropped a jalapeño in while eating pizza and I can promise you... its kot a pleasant experience if you dont fish it out right away.
how do you know she didn't get it out of the fridge right before turning the camera on? I always enjoy a little snacky-snack while I'm chilling in the bath for 2 hours and watching a movie on my phone.
So, my mother has a setup in her house that is a massive tub. Big enough for 3 people massive. And there’s this holding board that fits across from side to side that has little grooves in the board for a phone, book, tablet, or charcuterie even. For some people a bath is a ritual
https://imgur.com/lIisPGl.jpg See gif below. (But, seriously, I have a "bath board" that goes across the top of the bath, but I tend to only have the phone on that until I've finished my snacks - I wriggle about a bit after a while to stay comfy and am clumsy as fuck, so liable to knock the board over and drown my phone, so I mostly just hold it with my elbows propped on the sides of the tub.)
... for two hours. In a bathtub. Filled with water which steadily loses its warmth, and which messes up your skin after a while. Also, don't your eyes get tired watching that long time on a small screen in handholding distance?
I'll fuckin take this one: once in a while some of us take a bath. Not to get clean, but to relax. With a beer. And a blunt. And a book. And we're gonna be in there for a while and we're gonna get hungry and thirsty. Sometimes when I've been in there over an hour I'll drain a bit and put some more warm water in. And if you have a problem with that, you have a problem with me. And I still love you.
Do..do they sound different? Legit question Ive spent most of my life 80% deaf until a recent surgery and am still learning about sounds that i can hear better. Also holy fuck is the world a loud place, sometimes i miss the deafness
DrankTooMuchMead
Dog: "This corn tastes like ass!"
lozeldatkm
he definitely acted like there was a funny smell...
SCP1504
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZnZiejJ6NTNjOHhhOTdoa3FvcTFzYjZwMnNhNXI3ZTFyazhycjlhOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa/giphy.mp4
Dezri
Lugh314159
BadPunsAplenty
https://imgur.com/hPiWOs4
ChrisTravel
I thought it was going to be about some kind of doggy styling… and… well… it was.
DarkwingDuc
FrolickingFrolicking
The dog is like “I do not like what you are doing and I am shocked. But I suppose I am, in theory, mildly distracted.”
Anyway IMGUR loves softcore porn that pretends to be something else
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
You effin perverts in here...... She can butter my corn anytime.........
JustAnotherknarF
ReallyNotSure
JoylessGreyhound
nelllybellly1
I saw something coming along the lines of
kaihp
The betrayal in the eyes of the dog when she started trimming the paws
JackieTreehornProductions
that dog must have much better bowels than my dogs because if they got any fatty foods they tend to get colitis and it's runny poo for a few days and then it's just plain rice and boiled hamburger with probiotic for the next several days
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
what's a little dog diarrhea when you get famous on the internet? Seriously peanut butter would actually work better... but that doesn't fit the narrative
ChristopherWChase
CORGI!
giraffinator
ain't stupid if it works
taez555
Waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1emVvaXZvdzFhMDkxOHVieHVoNHV2bXFjeGh6djI0d2szaGxsZnFnOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/d9e0qVZIehCUnGGCQi/200w.webp
CinnamonBunny
Why select the hardest possible place for that?
XaoJet
zqwzzle
tiptoeingthru
etox24
Are those regular scissors? That makes me feel uncomfortable due to twisting of nail.
danwhitey
I was scrolling thinking, get some proper nail trimmers.
Vroomvroomba
It was kinda bothering me because they are left handed.
StarfallSnow
Paige, n... Oh okay then. Carry on.
heywoBugModel
When she put the dog in I thought oh that poor dog
youknowwhatiamsaying
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZzVkM2kycWMwdXJkOHg5YmRpaHY0dnE3Z2dnNDVkNWc4MWdqa2x5cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa/giphy.mp4
DarkCloud7777
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
https://imgur.com/WNX4qqf.mp4
evildadunit
yeah, this gif here, that's what I was gonna post
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
No, that comes AFTER the dog licks it
yoloswag360noscope420blazeit
ngl, this took a complete 180 for me
emu314159127001
also, butter is not a great lube
Whitemannatee
You were expecting her to be doin the 180, huh?
emu314159127001
how, it's the wrong height for her to "interact" with.
CrimeThinker
No, you get on your back slide down so your butt is under the faucet, legs up in the air, feet use whatever surface available there to lift your hips so you also experience the faucet's water pressure on the clit.
bamcobra
Reply seems suspiciously specific. +1
emu314159127001
I get the whole water thing, but I'd put it lower is all I'm sayin
sapphireDerivative
I knew it had to be baiting for something less horny than the obvious conclusion, because otherwise it wouldn't be funny. I wasn't expecting the dog grooming in particular, but it fits as a funny alternative explanation.
CinnamonBunny
Saw it coming
nation543
Me too. But only because I've seen it loads of places on the internet. ha.
ChrisTravel
Saw a lot less coming then I thought I would
DutchBoeremeisie
Who keeps room-temperature Cola and chips next to their bath?
Targe0
You don't have cleaning snaks?
ErindorGhostPope
Gotta have your shower Pringles.
ninjafartball
Someone who sticks other stuff to her tub as well...
Mcknizzle
I used to keep a 2 liter of Mountain Dew next to my shower. Take a swig and keep scrubbing. Never could get truly clean though
pareidoliaperson
Who puts a brick of butter uncovered on bath tub!/
SadisticLeisure
Maybe she doesn't have the money to install a fountain machine. Have some compassion!
booklist
wait..you don't do Snackbath Wednesday?
commentsbadcomments
If you don’t need a break after working with your buttered up cob, you may have done it too much.
333scorpio
philmoregraves
I didnt come here for your judgement!
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
You don't have bath snacks??
hannibalhague
Thems
rbudrick
Mentos included make a quick caffeine enema.
veesee
I keep a bottle of wine and a wine glass next to mine....
One time I t0ok a bath and dropped a jalapeño in while eating pizza and I can promise you... its kot a pleasant experience if you dont fish it out right away.
somethingnotyettaken
how do you know she didn't get it out of the fridge right before turning the camera on? I always enjoy a little snacky-snack while I'm chilling in the bath for 2 hours and watching a movie on my phone.
bawtzki
I'll probably regret asking this, but how do you watch a movie on the phone in a bath?
14NipplesAndSomeGin
The cover I bought for my phone has a little kickstand, I set it on an upside down clothes basket next to the tub.
3andAHalfLivesAgo
So, my mother has a setup in her house that is a massive tub. Big enough for 3 people massive. And there’s this holding board that fits across from side to side that has little grooves in the board for a phone, book, tablet, or charcuterie even. For some people a bath is a ritual
somethingnotyettaken
https://imgur.com/lIisPGl.jpg See gif below. (But, seriously, I have a "bath board" that goes across the top of the bath, but I tend to only have the phone on that until I've finished my snacks - I wriggle about a bit after a while to stay comfy and am clumsy as fuck, so liable to knock the board over and drown my phone, so I mostly just hold it with my elbows propped on the sides of the tub.)
DovvyDragon
You hold the phone.
michiyl
... for two hours. In a bathtub. Filled with water which steadily loses its warmth, and which messes up your skin after a while. Also, don't your eyes get tired watching that long time on a small screen in handholding distance?
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Someone ready to take a bath!
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Are you implying that you keep your bathroom above fridge temperature? How are you supposed to enjoy a hot bath or shower like that?
DarkwingDuc
What makes you think it's room temperature? She could've just grabbed it from the fridge.
WhatzitTooya
Warum liegt denn hier Stroh rum?
firlefranz
gaminglurker82
Someone with a cup of ice and a good plan.
fformulaa
Room temp cola is da best!
mbq7
Pringles are cookies
wisher1977
Wait, there was cola and chips in this video?
hotaru251
...who keeps ANY food/drink in bathroom? Extremely unsanitary.
DutchBoeremeisie
I need a gif of Lilith from Frasier saying "Food, in the bathroom?!"
duffman3335
Tits McGee, apparently.
Asadsadsadclown
Same people that use regular fucking scissors to trim their dogs nails
gaminglurker82
Corgi's get long hair between their foot pads that makes them slip on hard surfaces. She's cutting the hair, not the nails.
jeffTheAccountant
Finally. Someone is asking the real questions.
dawggunner
I'll fuckin take this one: once in a while some of us take a bath. Not to get clean, but to relax. With a beer. And a blunt. And a book. And we're gonna be in there for a while and we're gonna get hungry and thirsty. Sometimes when I've been in there over an hour I'll drain a bit and put some more warm water in. And if you have a problem with that, you have a problem with me. And I still love you.
TheHuntedSnark
You cool your chips?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
At least before taking them in the bath
ChrisTravel
Tech guy, probably…
camjay14
Yes. Keep Doritos in the freezer, then eat em in small cool handfulls, its really good especially with the Zesty ones!
zFUBARz
Salt and Vinegar was what my buddies grandparents froze, in the massive family size bag of the era. They were delightful.
DutchBoeremeisie
I have to try this!
DutchBoeremeisie
That's why they call them "crisps" in the UK.
astrangehop
Oh, that's why it's called the crisper drawer! Now explain a knob of butter
justworkdamnyou
I mean cold butter would be way more of a pain to use to grease up the corn cob than room temp butter.
theskepticinme
There is no context from which we can infer the temperature of either the soda or chips
wraiththefourth
The butter isn't melted either.
HenryLongfellowIII
The soda is not boiling nor is it apparently frozen so we can bracket the temperature within +/-15%.
theskepticinme
I stand corrected
OnyxTurret
The absence of condensation on the bottle could probably bring us within +/- 8%
DutchBoeremeisie
Yes, it's like hearing the difference between cold and hot water when it's being poured. You can see that bottle isn't cold.
RonSwansonApproves
Do..do they sound different? Legit question Ive spent most of my life 80% deaf until a recent surgery and am still learning about sounds that i can hear better. Also holy fuck is the world a loud place, sometimes i miss the deafness