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Jun 28, 2025 3:03 PM
Raider2187
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XeroZach
What i don't get is, they have that one saying it's all apart of his plan. Wouldn't gay be apart of that plan? The other one is even better because it also states that God is perfect and couldn't make mistakes, so its either a part of his plan or God isn't perfect.
DoEpicStuffVIVibes
Several news outlets have reported on a surge in usage of the gay dating app Grindr during recent Republican National Conventions
Alistairetheblu
JeanieGoldWeddingPlanner
Perfection!
vwzzjxv6f9101
Yeah he’s a bottom for sure. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZnpkejhjYTFydWt5Z25hd3lxN2loeGducjU4ZDBnaHdlMnI1ajRqNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/arBdoeWbFZy6Y/giphy.mp4
ScrippyChan
I mean, fine. How about you just go the fuck home and make sure you don't fuck any dudes in the ass then, my guy.
earthlingextraordinaire
KenjiKando
Knowing what that red sign is actually saying is fucking disgusting.
staceyjorgenson31415
Hope PudgeMonkey back there took his Moms “special” tape out of the cam-corder ;)
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
He HAS TO suck the dicks to make sure they're gay, it's not like he WANTS to, sheeeesh.
chrismsanders
He is an 'abomination to humanity!
Astral134
He never tries anything on, he just likes to window shop
brendino87
I'm sure Jesus walked around bashing gay people every day in the middle east where men are used for sport and women for breeding.
ScrippyChan
Jesus, the guy who surrounded himself with a dozen homies.
Tartiliscious
don't you know? there are no gay people in the middle east
gwallace50510
Cameraman filming his arse and not the prick with the anti-gay sign...priceless
NightOwlRally
Except they don't mention that all Bibles are translations from Hebrew, and homosexuality wasn't even a fucking word then - the then-problem was seen from the perspective of Near East cultures practicing pederasty (a sexual relationship usually between a man and a young boy) as THAT was the abomination - what it does to children being abused. Not between two people of consenting age who happen to have the same dangly parts.
But that takes reading and studying, much easier to hold a stupid sign.
WillWasThere
duramater1
Me thinks thou doth protest too much
Berrai7
There is nothing more hating than Christian love
davebarton315101
If your first thought in the morning ,the last thought at night and everything in between is what are the gay boys doing , I have terrible news for you.
77hnx994wv10
This guy needs to get a hobby or find something else to fill the void in his life
Wylekat
My goddess can beat up their 'god'.
jelladelta
God is all powerful, yet he can't stop making gays...
gobnaitOLunacy
And yet, god apparently made man in his own image. Bit gay if you ask me.
OldGayGuy
Being a Westboro Baptist is an abomination to humanity. There, fixed it.
SomeGeek75ygh
If 'God' really was "all mighty" and if homosexuality really was an abomination against him...wouldn't he have the power to....hold on a second here....if he had all the power in the world to do anything at all...let's see...OH! Not have people born gay? Either 'God' is not all mighty OR he's LGBTQIA+
commentsivehadafew
Imagine making your whole identity about hating others
MagnumRadhard
I truly can't.
ImTheMemeofTheCrop
Imagine doing that because a book written thousands of years ago didn't tell you to do that
CedricDur
Imagine doing so without the cojones to be honest about it and instead hiding behind an invisible grandaddy that lives in the sky.
cabalin
31% of voting age Americans live this way
Shaodyn
There was a Terry Pratchett line about that. "What kind of creature defines itself by hatred?"
KevinStrexcorp
"other people do things behind closed doors and somehow live rent-free in my head. This makes me inexplicably horn-.... I mean mad"
boxbackknitties
When missionaries came to Hawai'i, they thought the locals running around barefoot was ungodly, so they planted kiave everywhere, which grows low and has long, strong, beefy thorns all over. They did this to encourage people to wear shoes...for the glory of god.
Wylekat
You're *kidding* me. I know their deity is a low, dirty, slimy ruthless asshole- but that is disgusting.
boxbackknitties
It’s said that beach erosion was another reason it was introduced, but I assure you, the beaches were/are just exactly perfect w/o intervention. In fact, human development has only been a detriment to the beaches in some areas where infrastructure was allowed too close to the ocean.
PlacentaEaters
It's the Christian thing to do
eventide215
Was going to say.. they basically described most religions. Most of them are about hating anyone that doesn't agree 100%.
TheMightyMollusk
There's no hate quite like Christian love.
CT1space3DX
Especially the R's.
terminaI
As an atheist, I like trolling even the moderate religious people who are accepting of gays, "god says it's a sin".
Even though sin means nothing to me, it's fun to say it, to make people confront their religion.
FeedTheNachoMan
That's the thing tho, it's not a sin. It's a (purposeful) mistranslation of Leviticus in the KJV Bibble. The original line is about pedastery, they changed it "man shall not lie with man" because King James was an openly flaming gay and the Catholics were mad about that.
GoodBrotherGrimm
True, but it doesn't change the fact that most modern bibles DO teach homophobia, regardless of the original translation.
MrWobbyHead
If he's going to quote Leviticus he needs to adhere to everything else in that section of the bible. I wonder if he's ever eaten bacon.
Goldmarble
Shaved? Worn clothing woven of mixed fibres?
ButteryBiscuitBass
thesameasyours
Who is he to speak for god?
CyanideBreathMint
Another blasphemer, oops, church member
earthlingextraordinaire
newsguycraigevans
I like to tell them that they are suffering from the sin of pride. God botherers hate it when you point out their own sins.
theskepticinme
Some think god wrote a book. And he likes a particular interpretation of a contested translation
thesameasyours
Can he come back and write a revised edition? Maybe host a podcast and give us some solid deets and examples?
theskepticinme
A modern take straight from the horses mouth would go a long way for me. The current version is a bit outdated
thesameasyours
I would broadcast it on pay per view, to show people that I am so religious, I am profiting off God's appearance likeness and words, as one does.
Wylekat
That's why we have the trump bible. /S x 100000000
SleepyHollowAppleTree
"god" is all powerful, "god" created everything, but this offends him. Hmm.
EleganceIsDead
Thnx to things like Encyclopædia Britannica & growing up to be a Surgeon, I concluded that "Religion," & its 6400+ iterations, in the last 10-12 thousand or so years, is nothing, but a huge, multi-author, Fantasy Fiction Anthology. It's literally the exact same thing as how the Dianetics Sci-Fi novel became... Taa-Daa the "Religion," Scientology. Seriously, Religion is no different from praying to the Cheshire Cat or Sauron. Science & Law made Religion practically, obsolete, centuries ago. -_-
carini24
These people say we are made in "His" image. Gay people exist. Therefore, God is gay.
Perferus
If you read the Bible, god isn't offended, he have the free will. It doesn't mean that you have to do whatever you want. Will you say the same thing about a murderer. I have nothing against homosexuality. Just your comment that is a bit wrong 😉
AveryverySadBear
Pretty sure "god" has done some pretty petty ass things. There's the ever popular example of sending a bear to maul a buncha kids to death for making fun of a bald dude. Or how the all thermostat dad when the people he created touched an apple, while one was being influenced by the snake, and who gets punished? Not the snake.
Perferus
I'm not a believer and yes, there are tons of weird things in that long story book...
earthlingextraordinaire
SleepyHollowAppleTree
CthulhuIsRisen
I've thought about this a lot. God "knows your heart" and everything about you, but you need to tell it that you want your favorite sports team to win the game? How does it work if a fan of the other team does the same? Is it like a serial connection, so only the last prayer received before the end of the game is honored? Is it a numbers game? Should divine intervention in a sporting event invalidate the event?
MagnumRadhard
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nurmich
Their faith tries to justify a god that gives babies cancer. There's a reason they're so desperate to indoctrinate children before they learn critical thinking skills.
SupernaturalReactions
Is that reason sexual abuse? Yeah, I think it's sexual abuse of children.
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Qazplm601
People will tell you they think you deserve to have all your skin peeled off layer by layer for eternity despite thinking you’re a good person they can be and are friends with, then be shocked and appalled when you tell them you think they’re stupid for believing that. If they’d prefer I could believe like they do and tell them they deserve to be tortured forever despite liking them as a person, instead of thinking they’re indoctrinated?
earthlingextraordinaire
Wylekat
Mr. Potato Christ(tm), not included.