Feb 29, 2020 6:41 PM
TheOnlyCanadianWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
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doesanyonelookatthesetags
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TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
mnicholls11
Way too funny!
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Something something nipples on a breastplate
nopeanut
lol
urdnotjimmy
She still doesnt have any pants on under the armor. Not even undies it seems. Commando
youngsoba
Guess i should start uploading ecchi/hentai if i wanna get upvotes...
Apollymkatistrafia
...this makes every poorly designed female end gear much more hilarious, imo.
Dadzilla7543
She's bottomless under there
javadad60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SOT9fCTfM&t=24
SonofRapBear101
Dude... she's not wearing panties
Ngugi
marthafarquar
https://imgur.com/TEgnObf
bBugatti
Worthy addition
toolarchy5
Yes repost... Its been here before. Some people havent seen it, others have. Get the hell over it, you spent more time caring than scrolling
Photus
You're a spanner.
aturixios
It's a bot you absolute mongoloid.
whiskeyzombie
It’s a bot
Arguile
Ha! This is clever!
Chilla4000
wyatt8740
what is this from? I have a guess but don't want to anger the truer weebs by saying it and being wrong.
It's a brief gag in Urusei Yatsura episode 97: https://youtu.be/uhI8IeaBYbY?t=16m40s
branhurt
Dude what the heck
DespacitoLesburrito
I appreciate both options
kojenk
Her hair is a helmet btw
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
bikemancs
Is that whats you appreciate about her?
Pitter patter
EranL
No padding. That's an issue
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
her top couod be a kind of gambeson jerkin, but then again shes nude from the waist down under that armor
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Ahem, if you look closely there’s two pads in the front and two in the back.
OneSexyUnicorn
Ech. The chafing.
p75369
And the pinching.
Ikusame
Battle dress. Over sized sword with one handed grip. Hair in her face. Over large pauldrons. Helmet that doesn't properly cover face.
the term is 'kilt' and the helmet has the a visor up
To long and wide to be a kilt. Thats not a visor, its not angled, it would be if it was a visor and being held up.
Brenzoneftw
Automatic nat20’s for all charisma rolls
TehDude333
So...could you just WEAR abs or a latex suite to pretend your hot and have confidence with the opposite sex? Abs, Tits. Ect?
icanhasimgur
Who’s got the gif of that one guy who undressed and takes off his boobs?
HeiheiForPresident
SofaKingSpecial
You mean makeup, wonderbras, yoga pants, and wigs?
MantisTobagganMD
BenSnow97
fun fact, that's an actual historical thing that happened
pyrrhlis
Classmates used to laugh at me drawing armor like this
This is also my answer every time someone thinks "boob armor" is ridiculous. Well, this and the codpiece in medieval plate armor.
astrangehop
Codpieces are for painfully swollen syphilitic genitals.
are you telling me that if you were going into battle you wouldnt want a cup consisting of 4inch solid steel plate?
sure you cant do that everywhere, but the little bulge over your balls wont noticeably slow you down
SlaaneshiRightsFront
https://youtu.be/u5A55eWbiBI
shimmerkitten
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Excellent find!
This design is actually not that uncommon, I just tried to limit myself to sets where you can tell it's a museum piece
Jemolk
Aesthetic aside, boob plate is impractical - Plate looks a little bulbous because it's designed to deflect incoming energy >>
I know the usual argument, but you could say the same about the codpiece. People still used it because not everything is function over form
Absolutely agree. Could say the same thing about everything from the landschnechts to eye makeup.
that is, the incoming weapon, away from the body. The concavity of boob plate directs energy at the sternum - no bueno.
Now, realize that armor that accentuates the female figure can be practical - The "bulb" on plate is over the gut, >>
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TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
mnicholls11
Way too funny!
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Something something nipples on a breastplate
nopeanut
lol
urdnotjimmy
She still doesnt have any pants on under the armor. Not even undies it seems. Commando
youngsoba
Guess i should start uploading ecchi/hentai if i wanna get upvotes...
Apollymkatistrafia
...this makes every poorly designed female end gear much more hilarious, imo.
Dadzilla7543
She's bottomless under there
javadad60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SOT9fCTfM&t=24
SonofRapBear101
Dude... she's not wearing panties
Ngugi
marthafarquar
https://imgur.com/TEgnObf
bBugatti
Worthy addition
toolarchy5
Yes repost... Its been here before. Some people havent seen it, others have. Get the hell over it, you spent more time caring than scrolling
Photus
You're a spanner.
aturixios
It's a bot you absolute mongoloid.
whiskeyzombie
It’s a bot
Arguile
Ha! This is clever!
Chilla4000
wyatt8740
what is this from? I have a guess but don't want to anger the truer weebs by saying it and being wrong.
Chilla4000
It's a brief gag in Urusei Yatsura episode 97: https://youtu.be/uhI8IeaBYbY?t=16m40s
branhurt
Dude what the heck
DespacitoLesburrito
I appreciate both options
kojenk
Her hair is a helmet btw
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
bikemancs
Is that whats you appreciate about her?
DespacitoLesburrito
Pitter patter
EranL
No padding. That's an issue
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
her top couod be a kind of gambeson jerkin, but then again shes nude from the waist down under that armor
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Ahem, if you look closely there’s two pads in the front and two in the back.
OneSexyUnicorn
Ech. The chafing.
p75369
And the pinching.
Ikusame
Battle dress. Over sized sword with one handed grip. Hair in her face. Over large pauldrons. Helmet that doesn't properly cover face.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
the term is 'kilt' and the helmet has the a visor up
Ikusame
To long and wide to be a kilt. Thats not a visor, its not angled, it would be if it was a visor and being held up.
Brenzoneftw
Automatic nat20’s for all charisma rolls
TehDude333
So...could you just WEAR abs or a latex suite to pretend your hot and have confidence with the opposite sex? Abs, Tits. Ect?
icanhasimgur
Who’s got the gif of that one guy who undressed and takes off his boobs?
HeiheiForPresident
SofaKingSpecial
You mean makeup, wonderbras, yoga pants, and wigs?
MantisTobagganMD
BenSnow97
fun fact, that's an actual historical thing that happened
pyrrhlis
Classmates used to laugh at me drawing armor like this
BenSnow97
BenSnow97
BenSnow97
This is also my answer every time someone thinks "boob armor" is ridiculous. Well, this and the codpiece in medieval plate armor.
astrangehop
Codpieces are for painfully swollen syphilitic genitals.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
are you telling me that if you were going into battle you wouldnt want a cup consisting of 4inch solid steel plate?
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
sure you cant do that everywhere, but the little bulge over your balls wont noticeably slow you down
BenSnow97
SlaaneshiRightsFront
https://youtu.be/u5A55eWbiBI
BenSnow97
shimmerkitten
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Excellent find!
BenSnow97
This design is actually not that uncommon, I just tried to limit myself to sets where you can tell it's a museum piece
Jemolk
Aesthetic aside, boob plate is impractical - Plate looks a little bulbous because it's designed to deflect incoming energy >>
BenSnow97
I know the usual argument, but you could say the same about the codpiece. People still used it because not everything is function over form
Jemolk
Absolutely agree. Could say the same thing about everything from the landschnechts to eye makeup.
Jemolk
that is, the incoming weapon, away from the body. The concavity of boob plate directs energy at the sternum - no bueno.
Jemolk
Now, realize that armor that accentuates the female figure can be practical - The "bulb" on plate is over the gut, >>