Current situation and it's stupid

Dec 29, 2019 5:17 AM

blizzyblerb

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MRW my gf asks me why I masturbate late at night.

so_tired

cant_sleep

Mee too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow.. I literally swiped to this post as he was saying it in TV

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 2

Throw a meat tornado to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty.

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Yep, went to bed at 1 now it is 540.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmmm

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Melatonin or valerian root work well. You can get them in a tea or as a capsule in the herbal section at most pharmacies

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There she goes again, @OmniRob1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Original Post here v

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're spitting

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me too, man. It sucks

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't turn my fucking brain off. I legit laid down to 7:30 of sleep. Laid awake thinking of stupid shit on and off for 4 hrs..kill me

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sleep 'hygiene' and meditation may help with that. Give your brain a moment to think on itself before stepping into bed.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Listen intently to a podcast about poets or impenetrable literature.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or about serial killers and aliens. LPOTL has got you covered. You might lose some sleep from laughing too much.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well it's much better if it's boring af I think.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, then my mind just wanders back to anxiety. I need a distraction, not a noise generator.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Different people require different things to help them

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup..?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its 4 am. My dad will be calling me at about 7am to go to work. I keep replaying Jumanji3 in my head. And, CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever slept without really sleeping? Felt like you were awake the entire time, but 8 hours goes by quickly, and you still feel tired

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither can I. Took a hot tub (yes, we’re very fortunate) and am eating a bowl of “LIfe” cereal as I type. Good luck!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As long as you put the hot tub back where you found it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh! Now you're sounding like my daughter!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey Mikey!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm keeping this gif.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Toss a gif to your Witcher

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Oh Gallery of Plenty, wooooaaaaoooooaaaaoooaaah!

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

You need the slep, have you tried warm melk?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Then you slep like bebbeh

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I saw this during that scene. Pretty cool.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

That spittle tho....

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It comes from his nose

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That booger tho...

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Resigned 'Fuck' statements are the best!

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Anyone else stay home all day for like 3-4 days straight, only go out when you need to and then feel like even more shit?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you tried Masturbation?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hmmm.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hmmm

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is it bad that I get turned on every time he says "fuck"?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Dec 29, 2019 2:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Brave of you to assume someone getting turned on by Henry C is a 'wamen'

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope, same

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Oh shit you beat me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is gold

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I keep benadryl in the medicine cabinet for those nights.

5 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Paramol. The dihydrocodeine does the trick.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Russian, the joke goes: "Doctor, I can't sleep." "Take three of these tablets. And if you wake up [in the morning], take two more."

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Melatonin for me. 5-15mg.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep whiskey for the same reason.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Benadryl cumberbatch you mean ? How is he suppose to help you sleep ? Oh you men sex.. get it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A benadryl and two mucinex together will conk you out like no one's business

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dreamless sleep

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lowdose melatonin a bit better. One time did the benadryl and had the most messed up dream, not doing that any time soon

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I have melatonin on hand for bad nights. Works like a charm if you take it with a little carby snack like a few cookies...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... and turn the lights off. Melatonin needs darkness to work.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're in Canada or a legal state I suggest about 5-7mg(tolerance based) indica edible. It's not for getting blasted. (1 of 2)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just take it when you're sleepless and lay there with no phone. The effects will wah over you much like natural sleep.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Haha I take 80mg nightly to sleep, ptsd is a bitch. Still doesn’t knock me out but helps direct thoughts elsewhere.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm just more sleepy in the morning when I take those

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yeah no, when taking those I learned the difference between unconsciousness and sleep, they knocked me out but never left me rested.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's the down side of using it. I also feel drowsy all morning after taking it. Used to take ZzzQuil, which works great, but weird dreams!

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I want trippy dreams!

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Alternate between benadryl and melatonin. Take the benadryl earlier and the morning after won't be as bad. A b vitamin mix will help the

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Morning after melatonin. L-tyrosine helps with daytime sleepiness like a mofo if you need it, and doesn't do anything if you don't need it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it just me or is he sexier as G than as supes?

5 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Hell yes. As supes he was way too smooth. Gruffy is sexy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not just you

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No it's not just you, it's objectively true

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So much hotter as G. I didn’t think anything of him and today watched season 1 of The Witcher and LAWD.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You just like dirty gruff bois in leather instead of clean superjesus in spandex.

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I mean... you’re not wrong

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You make this sound like a bad thing

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Its probably the hair and somehow he seems bigger maybe it's the costume maybe he bulked up

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He dehydrated for muscle definition. Might be it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe that’s why he’s making me SO DAYUM THIRSTY. Yes, I know that makes no sense. Leave me be.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's for the shirtless scenes. He did bulk up also.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He bulked the fuck up. As well as the dehydration for naked scenes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about as Humphrey in Stardust?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mind blow. Jesus . O m g . And I love that movie ... Never realized. Come ooooooo

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 250 Dislikes 1

Is sleep apnea really this big of a problem? I sleep like a baby every night around 7-8 hrs

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I can watch him being angry all day and it'd still make me wetter than the Nile

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

fuck off, bard

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Go check out Gakiarchives, nothing like watching people get hurt for your amusement, laugh until you get bored and sleepy.

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5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One two now one two three

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes, hmm.

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