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#pleasenoads
#dungeons_and_dragons
#dungeonmaster
Sep 8, 2018 12:28 PM
Corgie
113159
1852
82
#pleasenoads
#dungeons_and_dragons
#dungeonmaster
Schmojothefluffy
I roll to seduce Cthulu.
mrgraywood
Little bitches shouldn't be DM then.
DoctorAvatarTheLastOfTheTimeBendingAirLords
Roronoa Zoro takes no issues with this https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-28-2016/Grq1Aj.mp4
DeviousWay
I’m stuck with a mediocre DM who claimed to want heavy RP elements but allows no deviation from a narrow focused plot. Wargamer in disguise
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
#2 Sooo... Zorah Magdaros?
franciscoairodu9000
I hate DMs like that, put your ego in check and make the game fun. If not I'll just move on.
CthulhuInPowerArmor
I identify with this post.
RPCharImages
Wizard: Welp, guess it's time to break out them 13th level spells again and break the universe...Again
db17k
https://orig00.deviantart.net/386f/f/2014/320/5/9/zoro_vs_pica_by_onepieceotaku5-d86o40t.jpg
Dionysus187
DM's sound like unfun pieces of shit on imgur
tacocat9000
wen u put a pot on ur head
Mazrix
#1 Ah, Demigod, how you flopped. I miss GPG
CrazyCatLad
Ahh, I did love that game for a couple weeks :D
KZFDG
I only ever played Rook, and my catchphrase was "Hammer slam that mess." Loved it.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Got the Collectors edition, wasn't enough heroes to make it challenging unfortunately.
ImperatorNikolai
Unclean Beast!
JoeSchmew
Was always a fun LAN game
SmegmaBukkake
man i loved this game. i started as a rook player, but then i got real good with Oak
Susurus
Sometimes I played not-Rook, but then I couldn't build a goddamn trebuchet on one shoulder and an archer tower on the other so
borgmaster
The meme before the meme. Trebuchet master race.
Teddy2Ready
Devan24x7
I chopse you tarrasque!
jennym123
#2 I wish Colossal Plus was still a thing.
NickRivieraMD
Here's a game where one person gets to make up everything. What is the emotional impact of a post like this? I don't see it.
NickRivieraMD
IF the DM is being an asshole, just walk away. If not, who cares?
hahaopossum
This isn't good DMing in the slightest
manslut
Again, signs of a bad DM.
CompositeArmour
Just another day in 40k
Corgie
Most viral thx guys
Genericcaptain
I wonder if Cthulu would actually be less powerful in power armour. Its power is eldrich madness, not strength.
StormWingDelta
lol if there's something dangerous enough or able to piss it off enough the power armor is likely its way of telling you you're dying. XD
JustBoone
It's powered armor, doesn't say WHAT it's powered by if you catch my drift.
MemeDissector
I'd say, given his size, strength is still one of his strengths, and armour doesn't really affect it's madness powers, so it's still a buff.
Cyzyk
It's rather stupid as a concept, but so stupid it's mildly funny. Cthulhu's biggest strengths are immortality and controlling dreams.
Cyzyk
Cthulhu is oddly non-mad in his influence: he specifically wants people to let him out. It's a very straightforward goal.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
How to be a horrible DM, lesson 1.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
That first picture is of Rook from Demigod and I loved that game. Sadly they just didn't have enough heroes to make it challenging.
chaosundivided
cthulhu in power armor, you say? bring it
jesusisherelookbusy
Garbinator
Yeah, good luck with that. Cthulhu kills 1d6 players/ round. He doesn't even have to roll to hit
jesusisherelookbusy
Splosions
Bard: I roll to seduce the mountain.
cptcr
please noads
Sooper88
Ahh.. vengeful DMs wtih a "me vs the players" mentality. Sign of a bad DM / immature player.
Feralblowfish
Imgur D&D posts always seem to have this theme. Guys the GM is not meant to be an opposing force but a facilitator of fun.
CaptCanada
It's good to get payback every so often. Teach them that they can't be rabid dogs. But nothing as insane as this tbh
ThomasMcMullin
You're a bad DM if you design monsters just to kill your players.
Dekartz
Alternatively, you run your game differently from this GM. If his players enjoy it and he enjoys it, nothing "bad" about it.
MySpl33n
Hey, they literally asked for it. I have no mercy in that situation.
CaptCanada
There is a canon book for 1e designed jist for this purpose
Cinnaderps
Should challenge your players though. No one wants to fight goblins kobolss and orcs all the way to 20.
ThomasMcMullin
I'm not talking about challenging them. I'm talking about what this post is talking about, fucking them up because "DM said so"
MisterWiggler37
It's not even difficult. As the GM, you can just say a meteor hits and they die, with no save. The end. That's boring.
ThomasMcMullin
Exactly. Behind your DM's screen every roll is a nat 20
soasp
Honest question: If you just roll to see if attacks are successive, does the power of your enemy really matter?
FATVALKILM3R
I'd guess it would make them far more difficult to hit. And might increase the damage of their attacks. But yea, guessing.
Sheepyhead
And beyond the numbers issue that the other guy mentioned, getting within attack range and surviving against such an enemy is also a problem
ShittyFuckFace
Yeah. The game has an armor system, an enemy with armor 15 for example requires you roll a 15 or higher on a 20 sided dice.
ShittyFuckFace
Characters get bonuses to their rolls based on their skill and strength etc. So you might get +5, now you would only need a 10 or higher.
ShittyFuckFace
So a powerful enemy may have 30 armor or even 40, and you can't even try to damage it until you are strong enough with a +10 or +20 bonus.
ShittyFuckFace
Hope that helps you understand how the game works.
jlsalskdl96
You've pissed off the DM: every spell you cast requires rolling on the Wild Magic chart. You blow off your dick.
Corrodias
Nah, if the DM and I aren't getting along, I'm just doing something else. My life is too good to spend it playing power games with a child.
Tharberats
Due to some players not showing up, i had the Goblin tagalong sprout sorcerer powers with wild magic. Almost got them all killed. Twice.
ArtMadeofYourComment
I have an idea for a wizard with night terrors who accidentally throws random spells (some way above his level) in his sleep. Can't wait 1/2
ArtMadeofYourComment
to throw that at my players to solve. I don't even know yet how it CAN be solved. 2/2
jlsalskdl96
Years of therapy. Or a metronome. Worked on me. A magic metronome!
CaptCanada
Paralyze him while sleeping and gag him too and you should be good
ArtMadeofYourComment
My biggest worry is keeping the party from just killing him. Probably I'll make him the quest-giver.
CaptCanada
Make him unkillabe . The most powerful unholy unlikable being. And it just like annoying your party
MemeDissector
Nah. Nah m8... what you need is this: http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
Natesbeat
Holy shit... I need a wild magic sorc yesterday
Arkleseizure
The wizard drank a mysterious potion for a dare, and I've been struggling to decide on an effect. This will do nicely, thank you!