Give her a dress made of . . .

Feb 2, 2022 10:45 PM

JackHL01

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VANTA BLACK - fuck Anish Kapoor - the guy who wants to keep it exclusivly for his own art

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Carel Struycken is probably up for it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

meh. Just find yourself a Domme and leave Wednesday alone.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it would be funny if the husband was the guy from summer camp. absolutely loves W and family but is in constant amazement of the weird stuff

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all about Stuart Semple's Black 3.0 - "the world's blackest black acrylic paint". The terms of purchase bar Anish Kapoor from owning it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Culture Hustle makes the world's blackest black paint among other paints and pigments and you have to swear to not sell any to Anish Kapoor.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, Uncle Fester paints his head International Klein Blue and joins BMG.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wednesday obviously marries the boy from camp from the sequel.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hear, hear! Fuck Anish Kapoor!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have her have evolved into her own version of Gomez's exuberance. Understated, but constant, vibrant and bright in the same way as a

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

venomous animal. Beautiful, dangerous, irresistible.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put her in charge of an orphanage. Then it's a processing station for new Adamses. Everyone gets a dose of the weird and adopted off.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 0

I imagine Javier Bardem would play a good Gomez Addams, maybe?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss this lovely man.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Me too! Raul Julia was a gift.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But, it's got Wednseday goes to Monster High coming out and a youtube series, https://youtu.be/D98aB3CtcW8

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would watch the fuck out of it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Capital idea!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wednesday just needs some more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I reject this. Wednesday must be freshly widowed and getting back into the dating scene. Pugsley can have a wholesome marriage instead.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically part 3.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good idea. Did not need that font though.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter? She marries a man who also has the name Addams and is not related and not like her family at all. Coincidence.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine him as a Paul Rudd type where he is just cool with everything but dresses like a golfer. Instead of fencing, he cooks equally well

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maintains the home like Hank Hill and knows the history, too. Wednesday does the fencing for sure.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd also like to see Morticia become a widow and then get remarried. Loving both men and showing healthy grief recovery.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or not.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, never.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a safer, easier, cheaper, and AVAILABLE alternative to VANTA, check out Black 3.0

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Unless you are Amish Kapoor or an associate of Amish Kapoor…

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

This is actually a decent idea.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A new Adams family for a new generation.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, WHO might not be important, but he has to love her with a similar (not the same!) wholesome passion as Gomez loved Mortitia.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wednesday would never accept anything less than total devotion and adoration... both from her mate and herself.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd watch it. I might even pay for the privilege to watch it. But I'd DEFINITELY watch it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good Idea!

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah it is! Someone get Tarentino on this ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Imagine... a better font.

3 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

My eyes are bleeding.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure it's an awesome meme, but I can't read that.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or, hear me out, we let the past go and move on to new things?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

You don't just 'let go' of the past. That's stupid. You learn from the past and do things better the next time.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But this - the setting - would be a new thing; a sequel, not a reboot.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

you realize the Addams family has had several sequels, yes?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And they rent out rooms to local college kids.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok I agree about vanta black, but does that somehow tie in to the post? Or just a throw in for funzies lol?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Title is the post is "give her a dress made of...."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of the*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only Raul Julia was still alive to reprise his role.

3 years ago | Likes 329 Dislikes 1

While I too mourn his loss, might I humbly suggest Javier Bardeem? Think I spelled that right...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for me, the day that I saw Raul Julia play M. Bison in Street Fighter was the greatest day of my life. but for him, it was "Tuesday".

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey, John Astin is still alive!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to see him as Grandpa Gomez.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

John Astin could probably do it and I'm not gonna say either was better at the role, both slayed it.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Both great guys irl too

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They CGI ghosted Harold Ramis in Ghostbusters. I'm not feeling that here though.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gomez not speaking would be a disappointment

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which is why there should be no grandpapa.

3 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

Have a nice, tasteful little scene at his gravestone in the back yard.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

with rotoscoped footage from the first series, as a ghost haunting his own grave because family.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There would still be an Uncle Fester on this position.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hank Azeria could do it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Addams Family Graveyard is located on the estate grounds. They could have a scene where Morticia visits his grave (or is digging him up)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if... Morticia took up grandma's magic in in order to try to resurrect him. Hijinks will ensue and an animated ghoul'd look different.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We could play wake the dead!

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wake the dead!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

vanta stands for vertically aligned (carbon) nano tube array; you cant put it on clothing, it would get damaged and not work

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Isn't it also toxic?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Apparently the nanotubes can break off and be inhaled, plus it depends on the vapor/melting point. The higher the melting point the safer.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is just carbon structures, so I kind of doubt it. Maybe an irritant if it gets in your lungs or eyes.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn’t everything in excess?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, Black 3.0 is more than good enough for most purposes, easier to use and non-toxic.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

like its not really a dye or pigment in the traditional sense; its a molecularly-structured light trap

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You could try this though. https://www.ko-pro.black/irflock/

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Produced by a single company who, for liabilities sake, decided to work with a single artist.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it clearly and noticeably darker to the human eye? Like sometimes I can’t tell the difference between my navy and black pants lol.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. You can’t distinguish features on it. Like if it worked on clothes (it doesn’t) you couldn’t tell if it was wrinkled or not

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s like you’re starting at a black hole in space, theoretically.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So black it makes 3D objects look like a 2D hole in space.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0