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Kid messed it all up lol
Jun 15, 2025 5:26 PM
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Kid messed it all up lol
lazybuthappy
Thank you, son
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
why did they edit his voice???? ive seen this before and that wasnt his voice
acid9000
Fake af.
somethingsomethingmcbob
My daughter asked a dad at Preschool pick up if he was pregnant...
Jersquall
FancyFeastAdvocate
My mother once asked me "How do I look?" All done up to go out.
I said "You look great, except your hair and face!" Thinking it would be funny.
She cried.
Bizarkly
"That was a splurt of *exasperation*, hon -- I wasn't *laughing*..."
Samantha4u
Hahahahhahaha
unluckyandbored
Wonder how many takes it took them to get the kid's timing down.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
The son… he ded
kathlTvVillain
Kids can be brutally Honest lol. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTJqdmVlN2RxNHhyamN2ZXRjeTkzMDNoNmVjN2tqazYzYTZrcWhzNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XD7oPg5j1UKHEEz4be/200w.webp
senzykyo3004
Oof got her
toolzgalore2
The fucking spit take 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WhatD0thLife
Typing the one thing that happened in the video!!!
toolzgalore2
Updoots don't lie
WhatD0thLife
inkasep1
Goddamned beautiful
ChelVanin
This is why I can’t have kids. This shit would make me cry.
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
Of laughter?
Calistrasza
Honestly, I laugh with it. I asked my kid last night if he wanted to dance with me, he said "Sit down, you're too old to dance". He's not wrong lol
naomiMoonBeast
My favorite moment was when my kids saw a picture of me and my husband when we first started dating, and they're like; Mom, you're way too hot for him, why?
mcodger
How did you think Dad jokes started?
Chief12lbswhenwet
I’m not a mom, but a teacher. Last year a 2nd grader told me I had “bye bye arms.” Which is when your arms wiggle when you wave. Absolutely brutal. I told her it was okay to be jealous, and wiggled them a bunch. But now each time I wave… 👋 I feel my “bye bye arms.” Children can be brutal.
Magnar1183
Y'know, lots of people find "bye-bye arms" on women attractive.
NightOwlRally
One asked me if it was hard being ugly (to be fair, I am kinda rough looking).
DongleDingler
Lol we call those "Bingo Arms" in my family. It's the type that has loose skin around the shoulder and will wave back and forth when a senior raises their winning bingo card
Thornaxe
My wife calls them “teacher arms”. Cuz when a teacher is writing on a chalkboard they REALLY get going.
Howlingowl
They’re called Oprah Arms in my family
Thornaxe
These names are all pure gold.
Thesaya
I told my mum that I thought the reason she didn't drive was that she was too fat to fit behind the wheel when I was little.
ruferto
if its valid, it's valid
ztygs
Lmfao, kids just have no filter man.
Jersquall
Thesaya
In my defence, I /did/ think that was the reason! Not that she just wasn't a fan of driving.
Jersquall
Fair enough
tentacularfleshscape
Aww
idrinkcheapbeer
I remember being like 2 and a half on christmas morning. i liked crawling into cramped places. i was nicknamed "tunnel rat" in the late 70s by parents. Christmas morning rolls around and all my presents were hidden toward the back of the tree. I said "mom, did you put my presents there because you know i like digging for things? and her face completely fell. "you mean santa claus put them there?" I forgot the rules of the game. Never let on what you know.
KaptainObveeus
Lol yes I remember my sister and I discussing that Santa wasn't real, but it was critical to keep up the charade, otherwise we might not keep getting anything from "Santa"
SortaSordid
And you lived to tell the tale.
Thesaya
...yes. My parents weren't abusive.
BacteriaAgainstTheVaccine
No love like child honesty
Alonseeee
My daughter asks me why I'm not pregnant since I already have a cute baby belly and honestly I'm cool with that take. She also loves my jiggly arms and asks me not to lose them when I lose weight.
Thesaya
her hugs were the best. I was not judging in any way, nor see anything wrong with her being fat until I was a lot older and understood the downsides better.
BacteriaAgainstTheVaccine
That is actually very cute and wholesome!
MechaNinja
I asked my grandmother, who was swimming at the time, if fat floats. I mean, she was having a much easier time than me and my brothers ever did. Never occurred to me that she'd lived on the lake most of her life and that's the reason my dad swam competitively in college... In my luckwarm defense, "fatter than the queen of sea cows" would only be a mild exaggeration.
T0go
Fat does float though, skinny people with small lungs have the hardest time swimming.
hannahbutnotreally
I had a boyfriend in uni that had lost 130lbs. He loved to swim but hadn't gone since he'd dropped the weight and when he jumped off the boat, he sank like a stone. He righted himself and got out unharmed but it was really scary. He'd never had to actually SWIM before, his fat had done a lot of the work.
AmyBethMegJo
I'm so fat ("How fat are you?"), I'm so fat that I don't even need to tread water. I can just bob like a buoy! The single advantage of suffering from OBCD.
hannahbutnotreally
Uh... ok.
AgathaHarkness
I've been pretty skinny, low body fat, lots of muscle (from working out), and I couldn't sink for the life of me. I'd exhale, pull my arms and legs in, and just bob in the water. Once I wanted to swim to the bottom of a 12' pool. I FOUGHT the whole way down and just barely made it. I was worn out after, too. 😂
T0go
Lungs are invisible from the outside
rob0tgot
Envious! I'm also pretty skinny, low body fat, more muscle now even than as a kid, and I sink with a full breath in my lungs. My poor partner, too. I'd like to swim without trying not to die, please lol
AgathaHarkness
I always wanted to sink. Seems peaceful to slip under the water - sensory deprivation. But, I also like that in an emergency I'm my own floatation device. Won't get tired - just flip over like an otter and wait for rescue.