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https://www.rawstory.com/amp/sarah-sanders-job-application-form-2659860121
Apr 14, 2023 11:33 PM
WrongDonkey
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https://www.rawstory.com/amp/sarah-sanders-job-application-form-2659860121
Voojagig
"Yes, we accidentally wrote an entire question, then accidentally spell checked it then accidentally added it to the form and accidentally gave it a 500 character field to answer"
RageMojo
Imagine how stupid you would have to be to vote for this monster.
LokJok
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is what happens when you wipe back to front.
The22ndDoctor
"I admire the way she has become a political figure in spite of her single digit IQ. Truly inspiring."
SmellingMistake
That's nothing special. It's kind of standard for the current crop of Republicans.
JorgeLourenco
Is this the Onion? I can’t tell anymore. Somebody help me, the world is melting into chaos.
MentionSignificant
Right? Like, how am I supposed to discern ChatGPT nonsense when the actual news is this ridiculous.
GuitarBobMonterey
Got the form made at Rudy Giuliani's Landscaping & Printing While-U-Wait.
Neferium
No matter where she is looking, she is always looking me in the eye.
BoogieWoogieWookiee
I appreciate that she's unable to take responsibility for being a shitty human being, and has to try and pass the buck on to anyone or anything she can when she gets called out on it.
MrCement
tirpider
Roddy McDowall making you feel labored contempt though a layer of latex.
gnomegenome
Imagine being such a shitty person that you can single-handedly make Arkansas worse.
crossingdynasty
It was “only” meant for summer interns? Why is the excuse more weird than the original issue?
DeadWhiteMale
Her first preference was to ask for a bribe.
PrinceOfWhales
Lying is a sin, right Huckabee? Better read that Bible you bang on about.
KrebstarCorporation
“I like that you made this design error”
upsidedownyhead
Do these right wing cunts seriously believe you can do this shit with a straight face and not get a load of shit for it?
chipdugless
How very Trumpian
Wanderingsketchpad
Oh yea, blame someone else for your mistake. Even if it was 'only supposed to be for x job recruitment' that's still really gross IMO. It's cultish.
SJBSavageInk
You see how that's not better right?
Cabreza
*Discretely passes applicant a note* "Do you like me? Y or N"
Lazerstorm
Inbred lookin toad.
urboyevan2
My word, her weird demeanor and stupid facial expressions make me cringe sooo hard. Being a piece of shit your whole life apparently makes you always look like you just walked in on your parents having sex. I bet if we studied her she has like 6 extra chromosomes.
KamikazeGerbil101
Just another lying Republican
mdpkc
SmellingMistake
Well, if she said so, then you know it isn't true.
Krashtestdummy
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Why is requiring a statement of admiration for the Governor from an unpaid student intern less cringe than from someone who want to become a political appointee of the Governor?
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
*wants*
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
Apparently they wanted the cream of the Young Republican boot-suck crop, just "forgot" to not apply it to everyone else.
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
It's the Starscream Defense: she's either lying, or the authoritarians are stupid and incompetent from the top downward.
elcnuevets3
Just ANOTHER lying fucking Republican
MADchemEE
Watch someone in her office dig up the metadata or office memo she (or a lackey) wrote, requesting it.
TooUglyToAltarBoy
she was bragging not 1 week ago that she "took this from Donald Trump himself regarding appointment positions."
shack95
And yet still elected to her new current role
UnattendedDeviant
She is a design error.
djj25
Something nice: she lied more than most press secretaries
ameriki
Now she's re-segregating the schools. Such an example of Southern Baptist Party womanhood.
airmansnuffy
Built stupid, one could say
sgnight13
Dammit I was gonna say this
sorryforsayingthat
Hit every branch falling out of the seriously fuckin butt ugly tree
gtollie
I would write on the form that she has very nice design errors
Klpincoyo
I bet at least a dozen of us were about to type that and you beat us to it.
drunkmastered
She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
bearatrooper
Afrikane
Francis Galton,
Ambrosyus
Not enough unibrow
Chawzilla
Thinking about her is a good way to get rid of an unwanted erection, I've found. Does that count as something nice?
JeremyPeevin
I thought you said "election" and I was like, wait, how does thinking of her get rid of an unwanted election? She IS an unwanted election.
MKUltraMega
Your unwanted erection, or somebody else’s?
Wanderingsketchpad
Oooh my god lmao. Why would you do that to yourself though??
scoutMoonDiver
Also useful if you want to induce vomiting
upsidedownyhead
Alternatively you can clench, hold, then slowly relax your buttocks for a few cycles. Works a treat.
Chawzilla
That's usually how mine start in the first place
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
If you are experiencing an erection that lasts 4 hours or more, see your doctor. Or think of Sarah. We're not the boss of you.
RetrogradeLlama
Gee, Sarah, if you're going to be a narcissistic asshole, at least own it. Not to mention, even her "oh, we really meant..." was just as cringe-worthy.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Yup it's super fucked up that all interns need to write a essay about how much they love her.
RetrogradeLlama
We should start a movement to apply and include a "fitting" essay.