Twistysnacks
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And it pays $15/hour
Who left this dad humor here?
XKCD crossover humor
Same shit, different century
I owned this shirt for a long time and the people it was aimed at never got it
ScarecrowSticks
Reviewing your own code after a two (2) minute stretch
lukeeoin365
#9 same when you tell someone that it was an 1D10T error
immoral0
In the army we would send new personnel to S1 to get their ID10T card. So same concept.
funkysquirrel
Twistysnacks
I've interviewed dozens of people for just basic front end development and it's amazing what they'll lie about. Often can't even do CSS.
UnriskyBusiness
Hiring managers have come to me in for the technical interviews and I rarely recommend the candidates that knows all the languages.
funkysquirrel
I've never actually seen a candidate that actually knows all the languages they say on their resume. It's all lip service.
UnriskyBusiness
I prefer the ones that will say I know this one and some of this other language. Developing is more a way of thinking then anything else.
Twistysnacks
The problem is the industry rewards the liars. I'm honest on my resume so I get overlooked in favor of ballsier candidates willing to lie.
UnriskyBusiness
That last one...
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Twistysnacks
Stop Project A. Project B is an emergency. Throw in Project C if you can. It's been 4 hours, what's the timeline on Project A? Finished yet?
Johnsky
This hits home for many fields of work.