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When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug
When the project manager enters the office
When I'm deploying code to production
When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning
When my regex returned exactly what I expected
When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla
When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all week will never be used
When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production
When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer
When I apply a new CSS for the first time
When sysadmin finally gives us root access
When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development
When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs
When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug
This is my 13th Favorite! https://imgur.com/account/favorites/hN1p2
GeantDeTitane
I like that. I'm in these memes and I like that
RobBobob3
why the hell is the dev putting untested code into production??
Nicaprio
"FirstTime?.gif"
FoxySpirit
When you are hired as a tester with desktop app background and suddenly you are doing K8s admin and monitoring... you have 3 weeks *WAAAAAA*
PicassoCT
Its hip to be square-hole
copingcabana
The most commonly used language in programming is profanity.
jherazob
Like they say, the best code quality measurement is WTFs per secons
knytehawkk
+1'd for truth
IzzyB13337
#15 fuck, we get assigned now.
SweatyNoah
“Works perfectly in production” LOL no it doesn’t. It might not crash immediately, but… Test your shit or get some QA, you lazy bastard.
DavidMadsen
Nothing wrong with #10
micheaBandit
This just cracks me up. So sweet and so funny.
TwistedHumor732
Wow @op this perfect
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Chimponzoo
#14 User asked for the bathroom.
1CheekyMF
My sr dev pushed prod to test without telling anyone all uat configurations were lost. A PMs life
ICanChangeMyUserNameWheneverIWant
As network/server admin, many of these are SUPER relatable
mckinCakeBreaker
I love the animal ones...all very cute and funny...and relatable
Crowlands
Is that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead?
JemFayCrystal
Ha! This is where you've been hiding. Now fix the salamader baby spawn RNG that's been bugged for more than a month now! ?
skelbagz
I spent nearly 6 months working on a project for a client. They then decided not to use it due to some internal politics ?
rodfood
I feel certain that none of the code I wrote and deployed is still in use.
chickensareawesome
#1 ... Is that Gary Oldman and Tim Roth? What movie is this??
Jackoftoys
R & G are dead, as others have said. I love this movie so much. Its Hamlet told from the POV of his 2 friends. Gets meta.
chickensareawesome
GTimgur
Regex will NEVER return what you want. If it does, it's a trick, just waiting to dash all your hopes and dreams!
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
I will always upvote rosencrantz and guildenstern!!! The best!!!
thornlord
Superb taste.
whistlebuzz
Is they Gary Oldman in #1?
Jackoftoys
Yes they is
thylm
Yes it is.
aShogunNamedMarcus
What psychopath of a sysadmin gives a developer root access
IUsedToHaveUsernameOnce
Depends, I setup my own stuff and then give it to IT to approve. I don't like waiting months for shit to get done.
IUsedToHaveUsernameOnce
Note: I don't even think that's IT's fault. They're doing too much and we raised that issue with management. We'll be restructuring IT.
TwistedHumor732
As an IT crisis manager to many☠️ ?
PinkEater
Depends. If it is something in production then that sysadmin
skylardarkfox
Chimponzoo
10 years at current job, company is 15 years old. I hired most of the IT, they keep giving me root access of systems. I keep telling them>
Chimponzoo
> Stop it!, I am developing shit that can and will brick this system!
JadeNB1729
ojioni
If you give a dev root access to a prod server, he will stop iptables to get his program to work.
Blank1612
As a developer, you honestly think a measly sysadmin can stop me?
twistedviking
While you're at it, give the web devs access to DNS. Then just quit because that won't end well.
emptyother
When everyone is sysadmin, nobody will be. **gives everyone root privileges and gets hacked the next day**
derparchivist
Found the susadmin ^
aslum
If the system won't run, no one can hack it [modern problems.gif]
infernalcombustionengine
"My regex returned what I expected" dude none of us are falling for that
zanoii
At least not on the first try.
The22ndDoctor
#9 That's only because you didn't hear what they promised it could do, so they could get it sold.
madrush
kalaxar
Hehehe so true
Fuzzwump1
And that the client is switching over on two months and the extra functionality needs to be there on day 1.
MrKomisiripala
Sandboy
Select oof from relatable where post = 'Xb2uvci'
Sbeds
That was a
misterbil
wrong lever?
Jakethesnake357
Nice loop?
PullTheLeverCronk
Wild ride
PocketCleric
scene from The Emperors New Groove?
Gayforbae
Trivago
TheDevilInForeignArmor
Put your hands in the air!
Aksuuuh
After many years. I still don't understand how regex works
kagurajacent
Fuzzwump1
No one does, and if they claim they do they're a liar.
jherazob
You don't understand how it works, you just learn how to coax it to do what you want, and pray it does
thornlord
#1 Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead! Yes, that is a young Gary Oldman and Tim Roth.
JadeNB1729
Surprise! It's actually modern Gary Oldman playing a young Gary Oldman and Tim Roth simultaneously.
thornlord
JeffGodofBiscuits
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.... A rare find indeed
Cryxjon
A brilliant movie
OMGhuskies
One of my favorite movies.
Tidusdc
I thought they were dead.
gambor
I've often not been on a development team
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
It amazes me that people don't know about this film. Of course neither did I the first time I ran across and like OMG what IS this??
thornlord
I see you are a person of excellent taste.
SolsticeViper
Love this movie
K31spidertank
Thank you, person of knowledge. I was scratching my head for what that gif could have been from. Now I must watch, to find #1 in real life.
EmptyHouseBurglar
It's stellar
imjustheretocrush
One of my favorites!!
Demarcusan
Statement! 1—Love
JeffGodofBiscuits
How long had you been waiting to post that response?
Gayforbae
I heard that they are dead.
Skawomplious
You would think that this, would fall faster, than this.
copingcabana
You'd expect THIS to compile as fast as THIS. [compiles both with massive errors] And you'd be absolutely right.
Sagsquatch
great movie with an all star cast
HippySpeedBall
"Hamlet... in love... with the old man's daughter... the old man... thinks."
copingcabana
Do you fancy a game of questions?
pravetz
Didn’t I come here to ask that?
copingcabana
Were you here first?
bonkersbabytail
How'd I get here?
copingcabana
Did you have a bag over your head?