Dinosaurs - Programming Joke

Mar 8, 2025 3:19 PM

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COBOL programming class.

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Back in the day ... this was me doing my version of work

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With the coming of the internet and the need to support object-oriented design, we have moved to a newer, more advanced syntax. Business in the 21st century, ladies and gentlemen, is conducted using ADD-ONE-TO-COBOL.

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These are the stories coders tell ourselves to feel more valuable in the work force

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The syntax and logic of the language isn't the difficult part. It's the conventions and patterns used in COBOL that feel very foreign in comparison to modern languages and practices.

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some versions of Fortran don't allow recursion. i honestly don't know when i last used recursion professionally, but that's neither here nor there. you're right! coding without some of the academic patterns you might know already will come with certain painful adjustments!

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