Apr 9, 2022 1:09 PM
StingrayV2
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This is a great way to fowl up the table.
d&d
elinveronicap
It's... no one. But Donald Duck.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Tell me you want to use Action Surge without saying you want to use Action Surge
srsgiraffe
Everytime Donald gets angry in any cartoon BFG DIVISION starts to play in my head :)
DontTazeMeBrah
Crackhead too.
MattFierce
Would that be a... Quackhead?
Thats quite fowl
DJOldguy
Using my father as a role model? Why didn't we get any royalties? Oh yeah, Disney...
TheSecondPiewackit
Pretty sure this is Morgan's character on D&D Minus.
Nimitz007
This needs sound. lol
briham86
He can multiclass as a bard
TheDogEnd
I can hear it
insaaanity
Pathfinder Skald class
MicrosoftWizard7
I finally found it! Thankee
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
Lmao he got the chandelier when chair bounced him in closet towards ceiling
lbargomancer
he wasn't in the wardrobe when it bounced, he was under it when it landed; the wardrobe bright the fixture down to him after it bounced.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
I name him Michael McMallard
BoogaYooga
Gilbert Goose
gilliamv
Gilbert Goosefree.
Denvercoder09
Mild Mallard Michael
wildwestpb
Donald couldn’t fly though…
Icecreaman
Make it part of the character then...?
TheUnstoppableWampas
I bet you feel stupid.
So stupid.
amuchlessweirdusernamethanIhad
slinkiisu
Bet that commenter feels real dumb right now
Grandolddrummer
Checkmate
mustardburp
Game, blouses
PleatherChaps
CuntCrotchula
Yeah, definitely more of a kenku. Especially since he can barely talk
AnonOmis1000
Well except he can't mimic anything, let alone perfectly. Also I don't think there are variant of kenkus
FabulouslyTiti
He doesn't have to and there could be, if the DM allows it. That's the beauty of D&D, I'd say. ♥
DaLwkiz
What on earth is a kenku?
TheAdeptusArbites
Crow dudes, their entire species got cursed with flightlessness and they can’t talk, but they can mimic things they recently heard.
So is the can't talk thing part of the curse? Also what piece of fiction/mythology is this from anyway?
DnD and yes it’s part of the curse
Exactly.. for now. Although when Modenkainen’s Monsters of the Multiverse comes out in May, Kenku get normal speech back. No more mimicking.
iratedragonborn
Mimicking
I was gonna say "thank fucking god", but everyone in our group ignored that anyway because it was fucking stupid
Like what are you supposed to do, actively keep a spreadsheet of words youve heard, and how long ago it was?
I just think it’s funny. All the kenkus now will be able to speak normally, then just explain it away like “Oh the whole mimic thing? Yeah,
elinveronicap
It's... no one. But Donald Duck.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Tell me you want to use Action Surge without saying you want to use Action Surge
srsgiraffe
Everytime Donald gets angry in any cartoon BFG DIVISION starts to play in my head :)
DontTazeMeBrah
Crackhead too.
MattFierce
Would that be a... Quackhead?
DontTazeMeBrah
Thats quite fowl
DJOldguy
Using my father as a role model? Why didn't we get any royalties? Oh yeah, Disney...
TheSecondPiewackit
Pretty sure this is Morgan's character on D&D Minus.
Nimitz007
This needs sound. lol
briham86
He can multiclass as a bard
TheDogEnd
I can hear it
insaaanity
Pathfinder Skald class
MicrosoftWizard7
I finally found it! Thankee
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
Lmao he got the chandelier when chair bounced him in closet towards ceiling
lbargomancer
he wasn't in the wardrobe when it bounced, he was under it when it landed; the wardrobe bright the fixture down to him after it bounced.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
I name him Michael McMallard
BoogaYooga
Gilbert Goose
gilliamv
Gilbert Goosefree.
Denvercoder09
Mild Mallard Michael
wildwestpb
Donald couldn’t fly though…
Icecreaman
Make it part of the character then...?
TheUnstoppableWampas
I bet you feel stupid.
wildwestpb
So stupid.
amuchlessweirdusernamethanIhad
slinkiisu
Bet that commenter feels real dumb right now
Grandolddrummer
Checkmate
mustardburp
Game, blouses
PleatherChaps
CuntCrotchula
Yeah, definitely more of a kenku. Especially since he can barely talk
AnonOmis1000
Well except he can't mimic anything, let alone perfectly. Also I don't think there are variant of kenkus
FabulouslyTiti
He doesn't have to and there could be, if the DM allows it. That's the beauty of D&D, I'd say. ♥
DaLwkiz
What on earth is a kenku?
TheAdeptusArbites
Crow dudes, their entire species got cursed with flightlessness and they can’t talk, but they can mimic things they recently heard.
DaLwkiz
So is the can't talk thing part of the curse? Also what piece of fiction/mythology is this from anyway?
TheAdeptusArbites
DnD and yes it’s part of the curse
wildwestpb
Exactly.. for now. Although when Modenkainen’s Monsters of the Multiverse comes out in May, Kenku get normal speech back. No more mimicking.
iratedragonborn
Mimicking
CuntCrotchula
I was gonna say "thank fucking god", but everyone in our group ignored that anyway because it was fucking stupid
CuntCrotchula
Like what are you supposed to do, actively keep a spreadsheet of words youve heard, and how long ago it was?
wildwestpb
I just think it’s funny. All the kenkus now will be able to speak normally, then just explain it away like “Oh the whole mimic thing? Yeah,