WigglyBlondeNoodle
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Mar 1, 2024 4:33 PM
WigglyBlondeNoodle
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swedeonamoose
The cringe is so strong with this, like this is somehow beating peak alpha male cringe levels.
kisselFL
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
(Likely to get disliked) They don't want the Ready or Not players or anyone from SWAT because those games penalize you for excessive force or shooting of civilians.
expectnothingstillletdown
this has to be a parody... right?
UncleSlam123
Madchant
#ACAB
treed240z
Can someone please forward this to EA (another actual devil) and have them sue for IP theft. Seems like it would be right up their alley.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
Violaquin
Just a fun fact about the militarization of police here in the US. https://www.jewishvoiceforpeace.org/2022/03/17/revealed-adl-us-israel-police-exchanges/#:~:text=Since%20the%20early%202000s%2C%20thousands,Israeli%20military%20and%20police%20forces.
Molvanian
That's not fun. That's not fun at all.
SweetJackal
Huh, went to check and yes- this may be an infringement on the Black Ops 4 Trademark. Though using the phrase "Call of Duty" might not be enforceable in this sense, the fact that the positioning, proportions, and font used for the words are exactly the same as CoD:BLOPS4 should cross that line.
HighMagosSquidward
I sent an email cussing them out
g7xn56scjp11
Meal Team 6
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Imagine being a person seeing a picture of a gun pointed at you and being like “fuck yeah”
Akule
Fine print: "We should mention that it is not really like Call of Duty, because we're hella scared of other people with guns, so you're mainly just going to be beating down and shooting people who are no threat to you. Winkyface."
harribobs
ffs do they know what their job actually is? I know the answer already
GTimgur
Even if this was an ad for SWAT specifically, I know the guys on SWAT would want this removed immediately. The last thing they want is a bunch of sweaty COD players clogging up their tryouts.
AverySillyName
Probably hear more n-bombs in their station's lobby than in a 2009 COD lobby.
ACAB247
Come on MS, you spent $70b for CoD, time to go to work.
ballsoutflyer
Because that's what a police department needs - a bunch of asshat CoD players with actual guns.
Pishposhbingbong
'cause they fight with all the other asshat CoD players that already work there?
spiceass9000
That’s basically what it already is
Someshithead241
Now they can scream racial slurs and teabag for a job!
fartharder
The more the merrier
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
They even look like stereotypical geeks (coming from someone who is a stereotypical geek).
Mark0ftheBeast
ACAB
llebkcir
US COPS have not been about protecting the public since the Security Pacific Bank in Norco, California robbery.
https://www.grunge.com/618484/the-norco-shootout-the-true-story-of-americas-most-notorious-bank-robbery/
ChromePlatedEquator
My Marine Corp friend didn't wear half this much crap when he was on patrol in Fallujah.
Capn2018JL
This smells strongly of Uvalde energy.
DrankTooMuchMead
It's actually a lust for having action in their life.
Illithidbane
Lostchild12
I believe it was the supreme court that said cops didn't have to serve or protect people.
Marikhen
I believe that is the current situation in the US. At the same time they do serve and protect; they serve special interests and protect people in power. They just don't, and don't have to, serve or protect the common citizens. It's the difference between getting fired or having an "accident" and being put on paid administrative leave for 2 months during an "investigation" before possibly being resigned and allowed to find work at another department in 1-6 months in terms of respective failure
q34tw4
I thought this was an ad for a bad B Movie. Jesus christ, what the fuck
cuddleskunk
This is definitely trademark infringement...right? Like, this definitely doesn't actually qualify as parody since it's a fucking advertisement?
Noodlesocks
definitely trademark at the very least since they're using the Call of Duty font. Not copyright in this context though.
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cuddleskunk
EA doesn't make Call of Duty. They make Battlefield. Call of Duty is Treyarch, which is owned by Activision...which is now owned by Microsoft.
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Anf of course one of them is a pudgy sack of mayo
Xenarion
Well they have to appeal to their target audience.
Beezlebubble
Hahaha "one" haha gotta bump those numbers up
donorkort
Second guy isn't exactly "athletically built" either.
myotheralt
Can't see more than the hand for Mr 3, so I am going to assume he is less photogenic than the guys presented.
kaitco1984
That’s my favorite part. They didn’t even bother with using the trim buff dudes in the front. They’re like, “we’ll take the couch potato Meal-Team-6 folks too!”
aloharamada
The graphic designer might not be a big fan of the police and hid the one trim dude in the back.
MerryXMan
Honestly you would be surprised at how fit some dudes who look like that can be.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Definitely signing these emails up for.... things.
Gayforbae
Granny porn?
TapiocaMartini
I'm getting real "gravy seals" energy from everything in this picture. I guarantee these fat hogs were definitely rooting for the rioters on Jan 6th.
ChewyTheWookie
Anyone got a 13yo with ties to Anonymous that might take that idea to the millionth level?
Sw1ftTurtle
Hopefully a gym membership
sevenfingerman
Good man.
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Looks like someone is getting a load of horse related gay porn
HorseonaBike
fformulaa
The horses could just be really good stablemates
chunguswangus
That's disgusting. Horse porn, fine. Gay porn, fine. Gay Horse porn!?! .....alright, you talked me into it
DarkSock
keelindsey
I mean, we -could- go with horse porn, sure, but what about pig porn?
DarkSock
You got it, Boss:
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Kamchatkah
As well as some unappealing stuff.
Malak224
I thought the horse stuff WAS the unappealing stuff! Man @ElbowDeepInAHorse has inflicted Imgur with a terrible fetish! 🙃
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Malak224
I’m only pulling your chain! Or whatever it is you use on horses.
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ILikeToCallItLostWages
IJustWantToMakeAComment
Someone get @elbowdeepinahorse on the line
ElbowDeepInAHorse
CaldariBob
Both hooves on the keyboard? Not buying it!
WigglyBlondeNoodle
Don't say that too loudly. Gay horse porn is right up Clarence Thomas's alley.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
And he's a fan of it too
magus200342
Rude to call his wife a horse. Pretty sure she's just a jack-ass.
pacmanownsyou
I'm about an hour northwest of Peoria and I'm kinda surprised this is so restrained. Around here the term "sundown town" still gets used seriously.
rareunicornmeat
I regret finding out what that word meant from "Lovecraft country" feels like something I should have known before my 30's
GreyKnightTemplar666
kepler994
I mean Pekin is right across the river. At least they changed their highschool mascot
pacmanownsyou
What, you think the Pekin Chink wasn't a good choice anymore? Lol
slap64
The town of Minden Nevada still has a siren that goes off just before sundown - of course they claim it's their "cultural heritage".
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Im still shocked to hear the term let alone it being something people enact.
pacmanownsyou
Yhea. I lived in and around Chicago for over 30 years. I'm two whole hours south of it now and I swear people would welcome slave ships docked on the river.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I live in Wichita KS, you don't have to go far in any direction to run into someone that still thinks it's ok to drop the N word.
AnonOmis1000
It does? I was at Bradley for 5.5 years.
pacmanownsyou
Bradley is still a bit closer to the city, and the Bears hold annual camp near there. Come further east near starved rock, look at any of these towns with less than 1000 people and you get the idea.
AnonOmis1000
Ah fair. I've been to Starved Rock but only the marina when my family was into boating, do I don't have /that/ much experience with areas around Peoria.
murderhobbit
Holy fuck
MoonMoon89
Had to google what that meant... that's fucked up.
C141Clay
Wait till you hear about "black ice" : https://youtu.be/efiW2K8gASM
THRILLHOUSE69
Yeah a coworker had to explain it to me when she got a flat tire driving through Vidor Texas.
isetprettygirlsonfire
What does it mean?
alwaysacleric
All white town. They jail, beat the shit out of, or straight up kill nonwhite people still in town after sundown
isetprettygirlsonfire
As a non-white person, fuck that noise!!!
Hextator
As a white person, yes, fuck that noise. Fuck this whole state. I'm in a blue county, but I still see people with things like Punisher stickers with the American flag pattern on vehicles of people who can't figure out how to hand a teller their card.
alwaysacleric
It’s a product of the past that still persists in some places mostly throughout the south. Same thing with being gay as well. I remember driving through Texas with my husband and our route happened to go straight through my old stomping grounds when I was a kid. Made a comment about maybe stopping and checking it out, thought about it for a minute and legitimately, a sense of dread and panic filled me as I remembered the people and told him “yeah let’s actually not”
pareidoliaperson
Ok so like the white daylight from the sun meaning White peoplHOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
slvrwolfang
No, daylight as in that's the time of day PoC are allowed in the town. They can't stay at a hotel, house, etc and have to be gone by sundown. Google you'll see the signs they post to tell them to leave by sundown