So you gave her a measuring device...to measure out the piece of cake she SHOULD get. Poor gram-gram (unless she voted for Trump, then hopefully she peaces out early)
When my parents married, my dad's family had lived with dogs as indoor pets, and my mom's family had only had outside dogs (farm family--indoor pets vs farm working dogs). My maternal grandma came over for dinner and my dad had trained the dog to wait out of the room during meals. At the end of the meal as a reward we would let the dog lick the finished plates. Dad picked up one of the licked plates, held it up to the light, and put it back into the cabinet. Apparently the freak out was EPIC
I once replaced our phone handset with a banana. When the phone rang and my dad tried to answer by talking into the banana, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I’m lucky my dad wasn’t a jumper cables kinda guy.
Oh, he didn’t play along. He was pissed. We couldn’t get the real handset plugged in in time to catch the call. This was pre-telemarketer scourge, so it was a legit call.
midatlanticride
"It's a banana, Gram!" I'll see myself out
lifeisadadjoke
So you gave her a measuring device...to measure out the piece of cake she SHOULD get. Poor gram-gram (unless she voted for Trump, then hopefully she peaces out early)
imjustabill495
Classic Chet
SonnyVabitch
how big is that plate, roughly?
FizbanTheFabulous
Well, now we know how big grandma is.
Nismu
RynHammer
Go Birds
USSBigBooty
Go Birds! FUCK DALLAS.
dixxienormus
She will tell you that your were adopted. As soon as she finds someone to take you.
kimchipizza
When my parents married, my dad's family had lived with dogs as indoor pets, and my mom's family had only had outside dogs (farm family--indoor pets vs farm working dogs). My maternal grandma came over for dinner and my dad had trained the dog to wait out of the room during meals. At the end of the meal as a reward we would let the dog lick the finished plates. Dad picked up one of the licked plates, held it up to the light, and put it back into the cabinet. Apparently the freak out was EPIC
Columbus43219
Damn... but that cake looks good. That is the cake of my people!
ziph3326
Well grandma passed the weekly test!
USSBigBooty
GO BIRDS lmao
CheeseCoffeeChests
Do the pills next
amp99
What a monster, leaving the sticker on like that.
Munchman347
Yeah, those stickers make the peel taste awful when you bite into them...
boostcreep
REOJackwagon
* later
"Looks like someone replaced his phone with a banana, hope he wasn't planning to use it"
SirBonSama
*ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!
kahooki
ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, banana phone!
RadiDaddy
I once replaced our phone handset with a banana. When the phone rang and my dad tried to answer by talking into the banana, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I’m lucky my dad wasn’t a jumper cables kinda guy.
Sleepy360
vicvalour
Aww, dad played along, he was just being silly and forgot about it, didn't realize you'll remember it forever
RadiDaddy
Oh, he didn’t play along. He was pissed. We couldn’t get the real handset plugged in in time to catch the call. This was pre-telemarketer scourge, so it was a legit call.
Megadestructo
As a dad, if my kid did this (he's 8 but no matter the age) I would laugh so hard and hi-five him for the prank.
RadiDaddy
To be fair, my dad had a great sense of humor and I’m sure he’d have laughed about it in retrospect.