Does this seem inappropriate to have on a coffee table? Asking for a friend

May 13, 2025 2:53 AM

Yes, the table will be soaked in wood. And this was completely stolen from elsewhere without permission, and probably stolen from elsewhere before that.

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It's appropriate as long as your friends aren't lame

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@ElbowDeepInAHorse

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If I saw this on someone's coffee table, I'd laugh and it would make a bit of my day. I concede answering if this is appropriate or not, your friend needs to ask yourself if you like it or not ;) But IMO the unicorn horn coloring paired with it actually being in a unicorn stand is a funny fit.

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Wine of “purity”

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Only if you add a ballsack

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Only with a towel and a sign "Gym rules, wipe it down after you use it." /s

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Ask @elbowdeepinahorse

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I'm frankly jealous that OP had this idea before me!

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Im waiting to see the wood table soaked in wood

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I was just dumb enough to see it first. Was going to post to the discord, thought.. what would Ellie do? Let's go lol

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LOL

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