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Effyroams
I had one of these once and I’ll never forget him. I think about him a few times a year. Hope he’s happy.
rbudrick
Plot twist, guy was an accomplice and now they both know where you live.
Phlynch
Michael was very lucky the writer realized what was happening and played along. Otherwise the stalker could have flipped the situation
Phlynch
around and "protected" her from him, making it even harder for her to lose him.
fizzbot
Michael. We all love you. Be more like Michael.
TK421isAFK
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0AGiq9j_Ak
wisecajc
But not vick
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Many here don't seem to realize that Michael is literally an Archangel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_(archangel)
boredoftheworld
If the incident happened on the 29th of September that would cock the warmles of my heart.
MrsSaurus
1/2 I have also met a guy like that. A drunken man was following me at the street. All of a sudden, there was this young man that came to me
MrsSaurus
2/2 and said ”here you are at last, my mom is waiting for us”, we walked together for some time. He said he’d noticed my peril.
Geo80
What an obvious fake. Battery at 98%? Total BS.
TeddyMoment
misscontrol16
Reading this makes me have a little faith in society.
138THarmon0
"Look for the helpers"..... -FR
namAehT
Best creepy wingman ever?
FeltShardBurrito
People are mostly good. Same with men. It’s just not the good ones that you hear about.
monybony
You heard about a good one in this story!
FeltShardBurrito
Well... yeah!
MisterD90
I am a Michael! I must do the name proud and protect the people! *Flys of into the distance*
cummygums
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
I work at a tire shop and was calling a customer for approval on repairs, I could hear her husband freaking out in the background he was 1/4
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
screaming at the top of his lungs about how his wife was fucking stupid and mad about her spending money on their 1 vehicle. I asked her 2/4
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
to respond with "no we don't want the tires" if she didn't feel safe which she did. I asked her if she was still at the address on file 3/4
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
She said yes and so I called the police for her. Apparently he had a very long history of doing this and was arrested yet again.
WaltherWater
my guy, yes
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
I grew up in that kind of environment and it always hits home with me. I understand that people can't always vocalize that they're in danger
empatheticteach
Or, scream like a gorilla at the other guy for following you and publicly pick your nose at him. Be weird. Be rude. Stay alive. #crimejunkie
HerUsernameWasLola
I posted that quote above :)
empatheticteach
I saw! After I commented that is. Hi my fellow junkie!
HerUsernameWasLola
Junkies unite! I’m also a murderino...you?
empatheticteach
Ooooo! That sounds intriguing. No, drop the name of the podcast! I’m on the prw as I binged all the way up to current on CJ!
HerUsernameWasLola
My favorite murder.
ShutYourRobotMouth
I had a similar experience in my city. A large black man sat behind me on the bus and began saying loudly behind me, in my ear “you white
ShutYourRobotMouth
Women are all the same. I hate you. When you get off the bus I’m going to f’ing kill you. I’m going to mess you up.” He was easily three
ShutYourRobotMouth
Times my weight and another black man started telling him to leave me alone, and when that didn’t work he changed the subject and started
ShutYourRobotMouth
A conversation to distract him. The harasser got off the bus before my stop but 20+ years later I still remember this man helping me.
ShutYourRobotMouth
Remember all races can be racist. There are good and bad apples in every culture, gender, county, race, etc.
vitaminalgas
Oldest trick in the book... Didn't they make a movie about this?...
cptcr
Muppets take Manhattan. Good memory.
clamdriver
Actually that's a great story. Glad you're okay and kudos to the big guy.
michaelpaice2
What a guy!
Predacane35
Makes you cry.
homoerection
Troyificus
Und I did
KnowmSaying
NeverDunNuffin
Smoke him a kipper!
RacecarRoadcar
He'll be back for breakfast.
Jaron58
retrostone21
"Sorry I was late because I was defending the safety of a fellow citizen." would NEVER get a negative word from me. Bravo Michael.
RobMx80
This is a tactic used by human traffickers. Now he knows where she lives.
crazymojomonkey
traffickers don't need to go to these lengths..it's usually more like a smash and grab at the 7-11.
Camelspotting
That's not something that's difficult to find out.
monybony
*knows where her friend lives
ThePerfectComment
Sounds like the classic long con. Now they both know where you live
icouldbeyou
Plot Twist: Michael is a smarter serial killer, now he knows her real name and where she lives
monybony
*Where her friend lives
Camelspotting
I'd think a smart serial killer would have heard of Facebook.
magpicdozer
I read the title as "the guy in Subway" and definitely assumed a sandwich artist knew her order via body language
SarcasticComment
You are an all beef kind of girl... the guy on the pornhub video said with a smile.
ThatSynGirl
Saaaaaame
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
Same. Needless to say I was confused for a couple of lines.
BossPat
GIMME THAT CHICKEN BACON RANCH FOOTLONG WITH DOUBLE MEAT ITS GOIN DOWN TONIGHT Also, good guy watching creeps ?
ShishKebabShawshankRedemption
As a former sandwich artist I can confirm this is somewhat possible to do
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
What does a tuna melt look like?
ShishKebabShawshankRedemption
Shy and introverted. An unusual sub not often ordered. Also hot tuna that was originally from a can is an acquired taste.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
What about meatballs?
ShishKebabShawshankRedemption
Definitely made a meatball sub regularly for a goofy awkward tall dude with fuzzy hair and glasses.
ahernandez
“So I was really craving a turkey on wheat....”
SheriffJackCarter
I had a sandwich artist that knew I came in for only two different sandwiches and knew based on where I was standing which one I wanted.
ShishKebabShawshankRedemption
The fillings are in different bits of the cabinet? Perhaps you automatically stood in front of the desired filling subconsciously?
SheriffJackCarter
If I stand near the beginning of the counter, she makes me a foot long meatball with bacon & pepperoni. More towards the middle, Italian bmt
malachitedragon
Head down, shoulders slumped, vacant expression? Extra meat. A lot of extra meta.
PolarHailStorm
I have tuna mayo and pepperoni together with cucumber and cheese, I suspect my body language looks like a contortion artist crying to god.
ShishKebabShawshankRedemption
that definitely a custom order there. Do you also have tuna and pepperoni pizza??
PolarHailStorm
Christ no. The one thing you can never do is toast or have that combination hot.
ShishKebabShawshankRedemption
Thank god
Percevaus
Sandwich artist
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
The sign of a true master.
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Same
bthighlander
Ditto
nossococo
my mom did kind of the same thing for a very young girl that was being harassed on the street by a much older man.
RoovyRoo
Or was creepy guy a wingman playing a very high risk setup. We will never know...
SupraSiC1
My thoughts exactly. I am too jaded by life.
FaptasticFingers
I like the way your brain works you psychopath!
TheLumpiestOfSpacePrincesses
Knew a guy who got off on being women’s savior &white knight. only interested when they were in distress,then expected romantic compensation
Drunk3nm0nkey
Reminds me of that movie Enough
skincancerisfun
Reminds me of How I met Your Damn Mother
skincancerisfun
this one https://youtu.be/9ErzmPebIJY?t=123
o123kay
Yes!
graceinsheepsclothing
Damn it, now I have to watch that again tonight
Ryebread91
Saw about 20 minutes at work once. Worth a watch?
graceinsheepsclothing
I like it. I have it on CD.
amahler
Yes it is.
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
There are literally people called guardian angels that will escort others when a serious crime has affected the area
TheBestRussian
We had “safe walk” to escort students to their vehicles late at night
SnackMasterRanger
Isn't that only in UK?
ilikebenches
It was an 80s or 90s thing in Brooklyn or nyc too
PianoMan2112
Curtis Sliwa. I can't remember someone's name 10 seconds after telling me, but I can remember that.
andachairaswell
If someone is creeping on you in a public place, stand up for yourself and make it known your uncomfortable. Make sure everyone around you
songbirdsweetandsourjane
Except people sometimes freeze in response to fear. And statements like this are perilously close to victim blaming.
andachairaswell
Fuck off no it's not. I'm not saying it's a hard and fast rule. Do whatever the fuck works for you. If you need to quietly go over to
andachairaswell
Someone and ask for help then do that. Stop trying to make its something it's not.
MsHissyPants
This isn’t great advice when the person could easily overpower your and has shown that they have poor social judgment and might escalate.
andachairaswell
It's perfect advice ok? Why is everyone arguing this? Convicted rapists have even said making yourself loud and fighting back is the best
andachairaswell
Way to prevent it happening. They look for easy targets! The moment you become "dificult" like loud and drawing attention, and fighting
andachairaswell
Back, it becomes too difficult. Why are you trying to discourage women from standing up to these men? THEY PREY ON QUIET MEEK WOMEN! and
andachairaswell
Your saying we should just shut up out of fear?
batmanbumantics
They can get aggressive. Then what? He's got +50lbs on me, and now I'm alone with an sngry stalker.
andachairaswell
Alone? I said in a public place.
batmanbumantics
Who's to say strangers will jump in?
andachairaswell
You know what? Fuck you and fuck this. I will never suggest a way women can defend themselves against creeps on imgur ever again. Happy? You
andachairaswell
And the other assholes trying to poke holes in what I said won alright? You won against someone who was trying to share some insight from
HerUsernameWasLola
1/2 One of my favorite podcast’s motto is “Be weird. Be rude. Stay alive.” Meaning in situations like this there’s no reason to be polite
empatheticteach
Just said the same thing!!!! Make a scene! Worst case scenario is you look a little strange for a minute. You’ll recover
HerUsernameWasLola
2/2 Acting out and doing/saying things ‘not normal’ draw attention & throw your (potential) attacker off could save your life.
andachairaswell
Can you say that a bit louder for all the other idiots on here saying "but they might get angry" it's pretty easy to rape a woman who is
andachairaswell
Perfectly still and quiet. Why are they telling us not to stand up and fight? I'm so over this crap. Thanks for backing me up.
HerUsernameWasLola
If only I could.
mytempusername
Is this common in NY trains?
acatinbirdsclothing
I've visited NYC a few times, only ever had one guy get way too close but he backed off when I stared him down. Usually people ignore you.
DingoMatt
If you ride them enough you will learn what to look for and avoid over time. Be observant but don't stare.
BrenShen
I take the 1 train every day and have never seen it. Though I'm sure it does happen.
Camelspotting
Happens to women (and some men) everywhere.
RavioliAficionado
No.
andachairaswell
Knows too. Stand up and yell "get away from me. I don't know you and your making me uncomfortable" creep will probably be too embarrassed to
andachairaswell
Proceed and there are more people who will come to your aid if they don't stop.
coldeezeoverdose
Pshh - Whatever, Lana *eyeroll* - (j/k solid advice)
NZSheeps
NakedDannyDevito
Literally my favorite King of the Hill ep
truthsmiles
If you're gonna try this, probably best to not walk home alone (or at all) afterwards.
Tauhe
Why? Standing up for yourself makes you much less of a target. People prey on vulnerable, easy targets.
truthsmiles
True, but everyone knows that women are vulnerable, easy targets for 95% of men.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Or does it make him more likely to think he has to "teach that fucking bitch a lesson"?
andachairaswell
I retract my former statement. As some people in the comments have pointed out there is a risk they may retaliate. So here is my amended
andachairaswell
Advice. Women of the world. If your being creeped on, please be quiet and do not fight back or stand up for yourself. Just in case you
andachairaswell
Aggravate them. Please don't draw attention to your situation. Just sit quietly and hope someone notices so they can help you
gosjims
Or, hear me out, that escalates the situation and they start decapitating people with a knife.
andachairaswell
There is always that possibility. Less likely, as lots of witnesses. This kind of predatory behavior they want to get away with it so they
andachairaswell
Can continue to seek out victims. Someone who goes on a stabbing rampage in public knows they will likely get caught and killed and that's