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Bob122872
#1
SealOnLand
#37 what I pictured. It's from a french canadian (Quebec) absurd parody of soap opera. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16dwXwvMSe/
WhosItGonnaHurt
#50 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmdjY3NveHdkdHNudGFzaGpkZGUyYWY2aTkxY2lyNmhzMnp1dHB0diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J/200w.webp
zombiejedediah
#37 Silk sheets aren't very comfortable
FromQueerToEternity
#50 Capitalism is and has always been a war crime.
cabalin
#1 At least you have a watermelon
Imfamousdante
#8 due to inflation, asses are being laughed off but floors are too expensive. In this paper I will explain...
Imfamousdante
#28 HAVE YOU BEEN TRACKING ME!?!?!
mindnumbingbraincandy
#13 thata giving more of a train vibe. (Since its a queue) but theres possibilities
amyducookieplayer
#28 middle school English class for me but otherwise spot on
kaeldra
#10 hell yes we are fuck racism.
SirNinjaPirateBot
#36 ... What if I've been in a million and one queers? Was one of them my doppleganger? >.>
xbadxfaeriex
Sounds hot
DiracsDelta
#10 bruh FUCK those shitheels. I’m 6’5 blue eyed white giant, who faints from standing up, drinks too much milk, sun burns in about 12 minutes, and has a predisposition for diabetes. I’m a white inferiorist, who dreams of a factory recall of his genetics. We are all over evolved animals bumbling around trying to figure out life and find love. I gladly stand against the shit throwers and bigoted fuckheads that hate and destroy for their ignorance.
JustSomePersonThere
#24 SO MANY PEOPLE IN MY LIFE NEED TO GET THIS TATTOOED ON THEIR FACE IN REVERSE SO EVERY TIME THEY LOOK IN THE MIROR THEY GET REMINDED. YES I AM SHOUTING THIS!!!!!!
Wasnbo
#9 Artist is Doctorloops. The followup is the fairy THOROUGHLY checking the door for "traps."
xbadxfaeriex
Thanks!
samiroth412101
#37 Surely they mean satin?
IDoNotWantAnAccount
#8
trythebleucheese
#1 every single time I buy a watermelon and place it down on the conveyor belt, I tell the cashier "I carried a watermelon." No one's gotten the reference yet. But tbf, most cashiers at my local grocer are 16 or 95.
Kotarisu
Reminds me how 20 years ago (omg...) the new person at my hair stylist had no clue what "Farrah Fawcett style" was.
trythebleucheese
I know what it is (feathering, right?), but it was before my time
TheVaal
#8
mijjit
This is why
Richarmeleon
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI. Look, you had to be there.
Cynicaltaxidermy
It goes soi
UltraLincoln
I can hear this
bikergeek6249
Don't forget:
NinjaSpork
I miss ascii animations on lynx browsers....
TheVaal
We've come a long way since then... /gallery/rick-ascii-0cwy6KG
ThatQuietlySmirking
#28. I just turned 40. I was a junior in high school when 9/11 happened, an 8th grader when Colombine happened, and a 4th grader when Oklahoma City happened.
xbadxfaeriex
I feel that. I’m 42 and remember watching the second tower get hit in English class my senior year of high school
WhosItGonnaHurt
#8 lmao is for personal, rofl is for professional
EroticZombiePants
#32 That ... still works.
noone1415
#45
Gnakenheimer
Skweezy? Never. This man is a treasure
xbadxfaeriex
Yup
dr3dz1k
#1 My old friends and me once ended up on a strangers wedding in Uzbekistan. We're not from Uzbekistan. Once the wedding ended, we got gifted a watermelon that we carried piss drunk through a park at 3am in the morning, and got stopped by police in the process.
This picture reminds me of that event. I was there. I was happy.
comacomacomacomachameleon
Cultural exchanges are important.
xbadxfaeriex
What a lovely memory! Thanks for sharing with us
trythebleucheese
GD, that sounds amazing. What's it like being God's favorite?
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
You're doing several things right.
bikergeek6249
#1
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I'll tell you later.
DiscountMentat
#26 spiders would play strings
MayMayz4DayzYo
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlc2p3NXR3Nnp5ZW03ZXhuczMyZTlkMzV3d2k1YmVhb3YzemlydDI3aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/EzGslrzAb5AxG/giphy.mp4
JustSomePersonThere
#8 yet roflmao persists…
Bacxaber
Does it?
OmniscientZiltoid
#3 I can almost smell the burnt toast
DoseOfScience
#24 I think some of this has more to do with demanding a life changing love like fiction depicts. If you want the kind of stuff romance fiction depicts most of the time you'll be disappointed the same way you will if you want life to be like any other fiction genre.
xbadxfaeriex
A love based on the connection between two people, rather than societal convention or script, IS life altering.
Not in the way the movies depict, but in the way that the two folks are interacting authentically.
DoseOfScience
Fair, I'm more supposing that the poster was thinking of the way that 'one true love' is depicted as literally the only thing you need, and you can forgo all other human contact. That shit aint healthy.
xbadxfaeriex
Yeah, there’s no such thing
DoseOfScience
Hence why I mentioned that looking to fiction for an accurate representation of part of your life is usually a mistake. Fiction is entertainment or message oriented, not realistic expectation.
DiscountMentat
#24 I would tell my students (HS) that making and maintaining good friendships, and contributing meaningfully to a positive friend group is way more fulfilling and develops more important life skills than "finding the one" over and over. Dating isn't bad, but it shouldn't be prioritized over more important things. The ache for a romantic connection may persist, but the cure for it isn't latching onto another lonely person.
theinternetkeepsmealive
My issue is that I've never had a decent friend in my life and now at almost 36 it feels impossible.
Bacxaber
What are your interests?
bikergeek6249
Don't forget the enshittification of dating via dating apps, whose "win condition" is not that you find someone to be with forever and ever but that they keep you coming back to look for yet another date after the last one didn't work.
DiscountMentat
I'm glad I left the scene before it got trashed. It seems to me that those with the "best profiles" would be the ones who update them most often, like the "best interviewees" are the ones who job hunt/hop the most frequently. If it's free to use, then you're the product.
xbadxfaeriex
Yup! It took me many years to learn this, but I am happier now than ever.