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Raeilgunne
#3 well, he was also commenting about a different M. Delaney. The soccer reporter. That one's pretty dumb I hear.
Tisimish
Man I miss Carrie
levelor
#25
SupposablyPersnickity
#20 Printers. I think it was printers.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
Faloopsinarb
As an IT professional, I guarantee it was printers. Those fuckers.....
nlmaya
O yes, most definitely printers
SavageDrums
I get that.
DrLOAC
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
NePb
its the mcdonalds ice cream machine. thats why its always broke
ogdm
#16 Someone cut it as the bait kept going
PostalHeathen
#12 I was thinking of socialist red when I read this and was briefly confused.
WooNeat
I think the US went so far away from left wing politics it color shifted red or something as it's backwards to other countries at least afaik
PostalHeathen
It's simpler than that. When news outlets reported presidential election results, they'd color one party red and the other blue with no standard for which was which from one network from the next. In the 2000 election, everyone showed the Democrats as blue and Republicans as red on the map and it stuck.
SteerpikeSteerpike
#1 Pasta water...from breakfast...
DataDewDrop
Downvote this comment, I like to be on the bottom uwu š
darkhalfbreed
#14 if so, can he drink 107 beers and hit a homer?
kahooki
darkhalfbreed
https://youtu.be/Jf4dX21Fzmw?si=WwHrSpZmbzl_xpdg Barney has his back
amglasgow
#12 Go fash, no cash.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
#16 "I cooka da pizza" is one of those lines that lives in my head rent free.
anglarite
#2 More like Mark Knopfler or David Gilmour...
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Ohhhh good one
tzahtman
Boyd wasn't married to both of them so her reply wouldn't make as much sense, but definitely good choices.
suttonsboot
#2 George wasn't a racist cunt, so him
Yellowchopsticks
#19 Diogenes strikes again
Dollymoo
I have but one humble brainrot to offer
Naitasm
You inspired me: https://imgur.com/9Wr3lPm.png
HeraldOfTheBadger
#1 pasta breakfast
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
#2 George Harrison always all day. So underrated. Clapton after Cream is meh.
JacktheKind
#2 had to look up who Pattie Boyd was.... I knew who the woman in Claptons Layla and other songs was Harrisons wife... but I never read the story...
Blimjoe
#19 big Diogenes energy
GanondorfLink
We should all strive to be more like him at times.
Narwhilian
#13 are we supposed to think his dad sounds cool because he's drinking whiskey and playing chess in the morning? Like who was he playing with and why did that person not have a problem with the dad ignoring his kid while being an alcoholic
YesButMaybe
and some of us might think Tate's dad was an alcoholic literally drinking whiskey at 9am, but Tate has unresolved trauma from it so he glorifies his alcoholic dad to deal with it. The rest of the story after "He replied..." is his dad yelled at him for crying and/or bothering him, and perhaps hit him which likely explains a little of why he got into kickboxing and abusing other people.
daojones75
It sounds cool to people who think Andrew Tate is cool. Heās drinking a āmanlyā drink and playing a gentlemanās game first thing in the morning. His father is a rugged individualist and a scholar. He was probably also banging two chicks and throwing axes at the same time. And his fatherās name? Albert Einstein.
daojones75
The rest of us realize that itās a 100% bullshit story and Andrew Tate is a twat.
marsilies
I mean, even as written, it sounds like emotional abuse. His dad wouldn't even look at his child son crying? I'm sure that didn't cause any lasting emotional damage...
sleepinggreenidea
No, see, his dad was showing him How To Be A Man, and to not act like some whiny girl who has feelings about stuff.
NayaTaylor
Iām a tomato..
Wardonk3y
The brutality of this dump merits a +1. Excellent post
Wardonk3y
#21
silentjay01
#10 is funnier if you include the picture of the Alanis Landscaping truck Alanis is replying to.
WooNeat
But it's more chic if you understood the reference and feel like an insider :)
SpeakerToLampposts
McAwesomeguy
Helpfull if you posted a picture of the alanis landscaping truck, when replying on a thread about the alanis landscaping truck thread missing the alanis landscaping truck
Elnauriel
Helpfull if you posted a picture of the alanis landscaping truck, when replying to a reply on a thread about the alanis landscaping truck thread missing the alanis landscaping truck. =p
CrisprCAS
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deltaforcain
Honestly: who the FUCK makes pasta for breakfast?
080080
it's HOT and it's READY.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
So i have a large garden and i actually dump all the hot water into a bucket that eventually waters my garden
JoshuaFalken
You could also flush the toilets with it š¤·
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
You must not have a garden. That nutrient loaded water is great, and boiled egg water is great for cacti/ succulent.
JoshuaFalken
I used to have a vegetable garden...
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
Haha, That's pretty good, building my garden cost a few $100 bucks in material but I compost like crazy. I can grow anything just by sowing seeds, I live in AZ and have grown a large verity of plants without spending shit. I'm cheap AF.
LordKitchenersValet
Me after about half my kitchen experiments.
ThomasThundersword
Nastle tollhouse chock chip cookie recipe. but use half again as much salt (1.5tsp instead of 1tsp) and add 35 drops of peppermint oil. that was my last experiment, and fuck they were amazing cookies.
Youhavinagiraffe
What about the other half? A 50/50 hit rate isn't that bad
VulpesIncendium
50% no <3, 40% dear God no, 5% brb hospital, 5% eh kinda.
Ruderali
You need to keep trying that 0.1% of oh god yes is worth it. vegan thai carbonara is god tier
LordKitchenersValet
(Banana and onion juice is just as bad as it sounds, BTW. Even with juicing sweet onions in a 1:3 ratio with the banana juice. Also the kitchen is full of tear gas; juice onions outside)
ThomasThundersword
are you trying to unblock your chakras so that you can gain mastery of the avatar state?
LordKitchenersValet
I tried. : ( My chakras are full of cement powder, super glue, and tar.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Mate you can't tell me your kitchen experiments are not good then come at me with this shit! What I6'm I supposed to make of this? Is it a dare!?
LordKitchenersValet
In Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang is made to drink banana-onion juice as part of his training...except it's not training the monk that makes it just thinks it's tasty. It's not. I thought maybe it'd be like durian drinks. It's not. I actually like durian. : ) ...also, onion juice is often used as a meat marinade; it's meant to tenderize. It doesn't work to my liking. That's all I've got. : )
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Thank you for the explanation for what initially appeared to be some sort of kitchen-based psychosis.
bittenicht39
#2 There is no question. Clapton is a well-known racist and anti-vaxxer. Disgusting.
n0n53n53
#18 He doesn't sleep with consenting women either, so there's that
Kittensandyarns
#1 When I was 12 I stayed with my dad and stepmom over the weekend. She had already left for work but a pot of boiled hot water was still on the stove so I made myself a cup of tea. It took me three sips until my half asleep self realised the tea tasted funny, and three more sips until I realised what the hell kind of water I made my tea from.
Who TF eats boiled hot dogs for breakfast?!!
Malloon
They're great on bread with a little mustard.
Trollero
Was it... good?
Kittensandyarns
no ā¤
daojones75
Iām happy I wandered far enough into the comments to find this gem.
Allrighty
What, you eat them raw?
Kittensandyarns
Neither raw nor cooked for *breakfast*! She was a weird lady.
LoopStricken
If they're out of a can they're not raw, just cold. Slosh them into a pan, heat up, slap in bread with some red sauce, yummy sarnie.
barnwolf
I just microwave them.
SupposablyPersnickity
Also, #25 doesnāt make sense to mā¦ a friend. Can someone please explain it to him like heās a two year old?
LostCause97
The unintended implication is that men are predators.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I've always felt like cis men should be offended by this shit for exactly that reason. It heavily implies that anyone with a penis is just a predator waiting for an opportunity, and that any action they take must be in pursuit of the victimization of others, rather than because they have a rich inner life with complex emotions and motivations. It's so sad how many people (especially men) don't see anything wrong with that view.
VinnieJonesDiary
As a cis man: we are the biggest threat to women. Most women will face sexual violence and most of the time a man will be responsible for it. Women(including trans women) are right to be afraid of men.
Does this mean running screaming from men? No, does it mean men have a proactive role to play in combating this? Absolutely
IDontSpeakInternet
Yeah. I agree with this. Cishet white guy, and I believe in the banality of evil. Not too many people out there thinking of themselves as perpetrators of harm, yet that's where a lot of harm comes from. Acknowledging ourselves as the source of harm is the first step to mitigation. The notion that "we're different" and "evil comes from other people" is how you get otherwise normal people supporting war crimes and hate groups.
VinnieJonesDiary
Exactly! I know for a fact that I have stayed silent in the past about behaviours that were unacceptable. I was wrong and I try to do better now. Most sexual violence is not a monster dragging someone into the bushes.
n0n53n53
the ones who don't see the problem with it ... are the problem. The ones complaining about it are projecting their feelings of being a predator onto the rest of us
Starcatcher1986
Honestly, I don't even think that's unintended. I think they feel it is normal for men to be constantly looking for opportunities to sexually abuse women and children. A lot of insistence on modest clothing for women and segregation of the sexes come from the idea that leaving women alone with men is kinda like leaving a steak alone with a dog.
n0n53n53
yep it's "what would i do if I had access to vulnerable women and children"
IDontSpeakInternet
Maybe, but I imagine most of em think they're "the good guys" and it's all the other men who are threats. It's pretty typically dehumanizing, but then, that's a prerequisite for transphobia too.
TomBrokaw
Classic projection
Blakeadelic
#2 George Harrison gave back to society. Clapton is a known shithead. Iāll take the good human being, please.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Causeitsmadeofmeat
The joke is that woman married Harrison (he wrote the song "something" about her), then she married Clapton (Layla, Wonderful tonight)
Revyloution
Thank you. I completely missed that was a Pattie Boyd reply
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
I think you're missing the joke. Look who is replying.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Thereās about 100 reasons to take Harrison over Clapton.
ZebadiahCarter
Eric Clapton can fuck all the way off into the sun...
lozeldatkm
What's the difference between a 4-year-old and a bag of coke? Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out a hotel window.
newsguycraigevans
halliemeinecke
theshinobi23
Howdoyouknowshesawitch
Revyloution
Shithead and racist. Look up what he said about Hendrix. But that aside, his music is mostly forgotten by everyone younger than GenX, where Harrisons will outlive our sun.
cozmicflea
Itās worth noting that heās doing charity performances for the dingbat RFK jr too. Heās festering garbage.
Chloramphenicol
I'd also add that Harrison funded a lot of Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, so that's more points to him.
Vergenbuurg
Didn't he also fund The Rutles mockumentary, even cameoing in it?
attylloyd
and the life of Brian, iirc
ruotwocone
agree! adding the joke part of it for anyone who didn't follow - is that it was Pattie Boyd replying who notably married and divorced the both of them. To further illustrate your opinion, her divorce with Harrison was apparently very caring by both parties, while she just flat left Clapton over the drugs and affairs
RichardPotato
Thank you for your service
ZebadiahCarter
crapybarra
Didn't she leave George for Eric tho?
joechristo
also there's the old joke that Harrison had Clapton play the solo in "As my guitar gently weeps" and Clapton in return got Boyd.
Vergenbuurg
Clapton is such an enormous shithead that a bunch of other artists created a huge charity/benefit concert partially to spite him.
Cpthornswoggler
People have pasta for breakfast?
keillrandor
You can copypasta if you want...
goflyblind
abacab87
I'm pretty sure they do in Vietnam. I got so tired of pasta and seafood while on a 2 week vacation there. (I can't remember what we ate for breakfast, it was 25 years ago.)
IndigoThursday
I often do, if I'm home and no-one is looking. Traditional breakfast foods are too sweet
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You can eat whatever you want. Have an entire pizza for breakast, ice cream for lunch, bacon and eggs for dinner, no one cares.
YesButMaybe
in some countries and places, mac-n-cheese could be considered cereal served with a reverse-milk
Starcatcher1986
I think the idea is that you save the past water from the night before.
LostCause97
There's no rule book for breakfast foods, my dude.
hardytardigrade
I can understand eating pasta for breakfast, but *making* pasta for breakfast seems pretty unusual
raindirve
*crunch*
hardytardigrade
lol! I meant leftovers