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Aug 1, 2019 11:43 PM
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GoatOfMendes
"Don't say doin ya wife, don't say doin ya wife..."
violethum
"describe yourself in 3 words" "Creative and efficient"
tonybrio3000
But there is no job
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
I had a job interview today.... could have used this YESTERDAY!!!!
candypantsasaurus
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today
maninthedarkness
#9 for the fishing....
inthepipe
I'm alone at the office today and laughing so much to those... thank you god sir!
FriedSnoCone
grungebobsquaredance
Snappin’ necks and cashin’ checks
encrypter
I laughed hard at most of these. You are hired
OgcoziuzOc
Lol
dangerousmelon
I never understand the "where do you see yourself in x years" question. Especially on min. wage entry level jobs.
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
Move up to shift manager then store manager, own your own stores? Or plan to leave after X years for Y?
jakeinthehood
Your biggest weakness is posting OC
mreddiegoddard6067
My two biggest weaknesses? I hate waking up in the morning and those three hour lunches.
jenesasquatch
“Where do you see yourself in five years? “Great question. I’d say my greatest weakness is listening.”
JapAnus
lol
idonotsow
Yep. That’s why I included that one in this post.
jenesasquatch
Also, reading comprehension.
2CraZyXTiRed98
Don't say "doing your wife" Don't say "doing your wife" Don't say "doing your wife"... Doing your... Son? - back when "Family Guy" was funny
mrthroatwarblermangrove
To be fair, I've interviewed people for jobs before and would have loved it if they were a little more "real"
efemral
I once interviewed someone who told us he got his quals from a place that doesn't even provide the course he was talking about.
ilikebreakfastfoodandprettybrownhairedwomen
To be faaaaaaaaaaair
EroticZombiePants
So it's okay to answer "Why do you want to work here?" with "To acquire currency to exchange for goods and services." then, right?
mrthroatwarblermangrove
Except for the old lady who talked about her son in law who was a "molester". That's just weird in an interview
Kbantar
Especially if it was for a kindergarten teacher.
2CraZyXTiRed98
Storytime!
WeeBabySeamus22
I once interviewed someone who walked in with a coffee.
idonotsow
Honest question...is that bad? I’m lucky that I got a job right outta college and didn’t have to do a bunch of interviews.
WeeBabySeamus22
Yes! Way too relaxed. It’s not a social catch up it’s a job interview. You need to show you’re serious.