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idiotsonfire
We didn't GIVE them that power, they STOLE it. It isn't theirs. Its ours. They stole it just like they stole $47 trillion from us since 1970
MidasTheAlchemist
It must be because asmon was commenting on the videos of Elon's poor gameplay of PoE2.
tachyx
If you can't quit twitter, the problem is you.
ResearchAndDeveloper
So to be clear, Elon can openly read anybody’s DMs. Like, I knew he would be morally corrupt to do this, but it’s a whole different thing to have a service set up so that he can do it. (I work for a large e-commerce site, I could never hand select any user’s info because it is anonymized and encrypted and not accessible in a way that any employee can just read through it.)
RadioactiveNerfDart
So ridiculously rich; so pathetically needy and insecure.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
swedeonamoose
I prefered the old conspiracy theori of the secret rulers being super smart people playing the rest of us like fiddles, not the out in the open rich idiots we got.
RufusPimperton
Too many of us work for big enough companies to know how impossible most conspiracies would be.
afatality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI6Qdoq679I
Woogyface
well it could still be that way. the smart people just found a way to even better hide while pulling all the string in the background. but hey, that's just a theory, a duuuuumb theory
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Ha ha for how far right Asmon is, it’s actually funny to see his face being eaten by butt hurt Elon both of them on a space to be the worst Poe 2 player
Trislar
Asmon who says to be a Bernie Sanders fan is "far right" (LMAO)
Youhavinagiraffe
A huge number of alt right reactionaries claim to be formerly left, just like how religious grifters to claim to be former sinners who saw the light. It's a sales pitch
CraftyGiant
the nazi's claimed to be socialists, doesn't make it true.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
His actions and channel are more aligned with far right mindset, he constantly talks about DEI and woke killing gaming. He’s always been like that
Trislar
Except that he literally isn't far right at all but a lefty as the political compass test proves.
All you are hanging yourself up is the woke crap, so anyone not surrendering to that nonsense BAM fAr RiGhT.
And then you wonder why the election was lost.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Good for him I guess when he’s the one who supports Trump and Elon, not really a leftist action from that guy who claimed to be the best at poe and immediately ditched his warrior because it was too hard
Trislar
He didn't support Trump (didn't vote last 2 rounds), and never seriously claimed to be the best at poe. Whatever he shouts during games is just blabbering for entertainment.
DVSBSTrD
He's not a Bernie Sanders fan, he's a troll.
Youhavinagiraffe
Tim Pool claims to have been an Obama voter and a Bernie Sanders supporter... but also that he never voted before Trump became President. They all just say whatever helps the current point they are trying to make
Trislar
You can be both. Only shows you know 0 about him to think he doesn't agree on Sanders' policies.
DVSBSTrD
He doesn't agree with Bernie Sanders. You know that.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I'm sorry I'm not literate in twitter and youtube. What is happening? Why is the rich idiot mad at this guy for saying he has an editor?
Rakoth
Musk has a Path of Exiles character that's top 10 ranked (in hardcore I think, so if it dies it's deleted?) except it's very obvious he had someone else get the char to that rank, as the one time he streamed he was absolute trash. Apparently Asmongold (a trash person themselves, literally lives in filth) talked about it, and Musk leaked these DMs, apparently thinking 'editor' means 'employer I have to double-check with before posting anything.' It's silly.
Hashbrown123
His character ended up getting killed like a day later.
jamiedBreaker
You lost me shortly after you said Asmongold talked about Elon's character dying. Who is this third person making the texts? They say Asmongold is an editor, why does that matter? Whose phone are we looking at?
Rakoth
Oh, Asmongold is/was a game streamer, think he used to be hyooj in the WoW circles before moving out of the game into other stuff I guess. No idea if he's still considered big or even game-streams, never followed him. But Musk thinks Asmongold having an editor means Asmongold can't say anything without approval from said editor, hence Musk's "He's not his own man" comment elsewhere. Not sure who's who in the dumped DM, tho gotta guess the grey one is Asmongold themselves.
Domek97
Elon clearly doesn't know how editors work and thought it was burning him by revealing he has editors when in reality almost every large youtuber does
IlluminaBlade
Literally just paid (sometimes) people that edit and upload footage but muskrat is so disconnected he though they were editors as in newspaper.
Ein0r
Elon only knows journo editors, not video editors. Asmongold is a conservative react/drama streamer. https://youtu.be/8qcQi8_YpXg?t=89&si=ZnPxR4QPZcQivcxz
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
And who's this guy?
Ein0r
That's Charlie. But who cares, it's just a fun rant about elon and this situation.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
I dunno, apparently Nazi youtubers are involved in this story. I try not to give them views.
mjperk
It boggles the mind how this "super important CEO" of multiple companies, and soon to be leader of DOGE has any time left in the day to video game or post on social media. Hmmm, maybe he really isn't worth all that money after all... /s
CraftyGiant
well... he wasn't gaming, that's the point. he OBVIOUSLY paid someone to level his cahracter for him against TOS.
MisterDonutVampire
I guess the elon will have to ban himself for breaking the twitter rules right? right?
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Has more money and the equivalent of anyone else in human history. Is one of the most miserable and unhappy people in all of human history.
Shoutrr
once again, the richest man on the place do the stupidest things there is to grab as much unwarranted attention he can to fill the gaping void of his worthless soul. And in the process, manage to shoot down any attempt at appearing intelligent.
GorillaFLicks
How the fuck is this donut the richest person in the world?
Like if he had cancer, I would feel bad for the cancer.
GenshiV
The DUMBEST timeline.
DVSBSTrD
This is what happens when you throw out competence and human decency for a chance to trigger MAGAts.
werrywerry
MAGATS are doing just fine triggering themselves. We want a society that's fair for everyone. It's not our fault if that makes brain dead magats start foaming at the mouth..
Osiricus
Asmongold actually handled this pretty well and proved he is, "His own man". Like some angry ex Elon has gone back and forth with his blue checkmark and gaming tag, changing it every few hours...like dude, you aren't in a relationship and not everyone is for sale like the entire GOP.
TofuGolem
Asmongold convinced a lot of people to vote for Trump, so he played a big role in giving Elon Musk power.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
cambriago13
The poor vs the rich and their poor sycophants.
thelategirl
The right believe in a "natural hierarchy", which involves having rich and poor people.
There can't be a poor vs rich until the poor embrace left wing values.
AbsolutelyNotBacon
The richest man in the wolrd getting butthurt by an unshowered twitch gremlin who literally lives in his own filth. The sheer clown energy.
thundercactus
Elon streamed footage of himself struggling with basic game mechanics, and now is mad that people saw him struggle with basic game mechanics.
mortemancer
iirc its actually even funnier than that- he seemingly paid someone for a high level account so he could pretend like he was an elite gamer or whatever but then very obviously had no idea how to actually play the game at a high level
Goatfer
His alarm clock wasn't roaches. It was a dead rat. The sun would hit it and it would start smelling more and would wake him up.
TooRexyForMyShirt
Elon giving off big snowflake energy. As usual.
Perkunas687
Can someone break this post down for me? I'm not sure what's going on.
BurningVeryImportantThings
musk got caught lying about being a top gamer and is lashing out very much as you would expect.
TheRealRhodry
A gaming streamer on YT called Elon Musk a fake gamer, Musky cwied vewy loudly on twitter and took the bad man's verification mark away for being a big meany to him
LMTMFA
The more you hear about the whole lying about being a gaming god thing, the funnier it gets, some Oh that's sad gets added partway through, followed by a boat ton of more Oh that's sad later on, but it never stops being hilarious.
Rynath
delecti
It never clicked until recently that that character is basically stoned out of his mind the whole time.
SlyeFox
Pretty sure that's actually a cut scene.
delecti
Yes, a cut scene explicitly establishes him being high, but he was still acted as high for the rest of the movie. He's really weird in a way I didn't understand until getting that.
Chair5768
Some added context here: Elon claimed Asmongold, "...behaves like a maverick ‘independent,’ but in reality has to ask his boss for permission before he can do anything", then he posted those DMs as evidence. He appears to be under the misunderstanding that Asmon's editors are his employers rather than his employees, like the editor for a newspaper rather than a video editor. I wish I could believe that was too stupid to be true, but the man insists on continually lowering that bar.
Youhavinagiraffe
Elon is probably confusing "Editor" like at a newspaper (the person who has final say on what gets published and people report to) with "Editor" as in "video editor" i.e. "the person I employ to tinker with my content before it gets released"
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
What is is called when you have both an Idiocracy and an oligarchy
Blanks56
kakistocracy?
vertumnus1
My friend wants to ask who asmongold is, but I'm pretty sure he's better of not knowing.
CraftyGiant
a shitty but popular game streamer.
lightfoot2
I used to think I really wanted to be rich. Then I saw how stupid, pointless, and petty they are. Then I realized that throughout the centuries it's "Always has been".
Poor guy. He's got the shittiest life one can have.
conniecpu
I just wanna have enough cash in my account that I'm not worried whether I'll have food and housing for the next few months yknow
TheGreatSynan
This! I'd love to win the lottery with just enough that I don't have to worry about going broke and can take the time to try to pursue a career that makes me happy
werrywerry
Heaven forbid winning a truckload of money and your hobby being helping people.
I could help a lot of people with $50 million.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
The dude could easily turn his life around in a nanosecond if he ever used that rotten mush he calls his brain for once. There's nothing to pity here.
RayneOfSalt
I want to have the kind of money where I can head to a site like GoFundMe and just pay for all of them. Medical bills? Bam, paid off. Your cat needs surgery? Paid. Can't make rent? Paid. I wanna film myelf doing that shit while cursing out people like Elno, Lex Luthor from Wish and pretty much every western government. I wanna fix stuff in the most abrasively cuntish way possible.
JeaPi
I mean, having a shit life as a shit stain is a choice he makes daily
idiotsonfire
His problems are all of his own making.
lightfoot2
And that's the best part: He could change and become better but he JUST WANTS TO BE THE PENGUIN!
idiotsonfire
The difference is that Oswald Cobblepot actually got a few decent, successful schemes going, wasn't a complete fucking knob-skull, and built his own success. Elon is more like Armless Tiger Man from Spider-Man, he's a circus clown who is fundamentally inept and ridiculous.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I've wanted to be rich just to see what I can give to the impoverished.
But if you know, a utopia was possible I'd take that instead.
Fishkeeper
He's not slowly dying of some horrible lung infection from being a slave working in a mine all day, so no, I think he's pretty far off the shittiest life one can have.
KillingTlme
It takes about 200 million dollars to be infinite rich. Meaning your money makes more money than you can reasonably spend. Elon Musk has 2,000x that amount of money.
4horsemen06
I’d like enough money to pursue any project I’d want to take on. Not a big fan of spending money on gilded shit, but I’d love to build some 100 million dollar pipe dream project that has 0 profitability, just because I like designing and building things
Hashbrown123
Oh, I want their money, only because I know I would be doing good with it. Not the simple "tax write-off" shit either.
Hashbrown123
I would make it my goal to use every penny to make the world a better place.
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
Christ we really live in a clown country. This idiot is going to have an office in the white house and he's throwing a fit because a twitch gremlin said mean words to him. What a psycho.
DVSBSTrD
The Left eats its own just as quickly. Because why try to win when you can show off how "progressive" you are?
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
I liked the part where you neglected to actually give any argument of substance and instead just made some vague claim that can't be proven or disproven. This isn't a partisan issue. This is a billionaire dork getting upset at a millionaire dork. Try not go take everything so personally. Dork.
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
The dork muted me. I guess there's no point in reading whatever they wrote haha
werrywerry
So, they responded to you, then muted you? Don't worry, I called them an idiot and told them to fuck off. With any luck, they'll mute all of us and essentially cease to exist in this space.
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
Now that I think of it, I bet this idiot getting all defensive about Musk is Musk himself since he's known to make alts on twitter to defend himself. I mean either that or he's a real guy simping for the weirdest loser billionaire on the planet. Either way he's pathetic haha.
DVSBSTrD
Do I also need to produce proof that the sky is blue or that fire is hot? Or did you seriously forget how this website treated Biden and Hillary Clinton? Did you seriously forget that the ONLY reason you idiots liked Kamala was because she was a black woman? Did you seriously forget how much everyone hated her during the 2020 primaries because she had the audacity to do her job as attorney general in California? Of course you didn't, because you are very intelligent, sweet summer child.
werrywerry
Fuck off. You make a stupid statement then mute anyone that disagrees with you. Fuck off, idiot.
werrywerry
Classic Elon. Weakest wittle snowflake on Earth.
necessity
When Asmongold is the more mature voice in the room it's time to reassess. Just embarrassing for Musk at this point.
Youhavinagiraffe
I have seen one clip of him and he used the term "Soy-facing games journalist cucks"... which manages to tell me everything I need to know even though I have fuck all idea what that's supposed to mean
Allrighty
Musk is entirely immune to embarrassment, it's the only way he could've gotten this far...
MadamPuddifoot
I have no fucking idea what is going on with this one. Can you please ELI5?
DVSBSTrD
Asmongold, that shinning beacon virtue... that refuses to play any video game with a female protagonist. Because cooties I guess.
Akintunde
And he can totally beat the Elden Ring DLC, it just isn't fun.
I have only ever seen references to him without watching his content and always hated him, so now I have even more reasons, yay.
Youhavinagiraffe
I really enjoyed how Shadow of the Erdtree made a bunch of these reactionary anti-games journalist types suddenly switch from "games journalists are bad at games and only like gay walking simulators, unlike real gamers" to "games journalists are loser elitists who have no interests outside games which is why refuse to accept this is bullshit unfair difficulty". Really fun to see... and also confirm my suspicion that they've actually not been that good at games this whole time
Akintunde
Yeah aside from Consort and maybe Rellana, the DLC wasn't much harder than the base game IMO, and for Rellana it was because she just required a lot more patience than the game usually expects, and launch Consort phase 2 was just physically painful with how bright the beams were. Kos is still the pinnacle IMO, with Consort and Isshin next
With asmon, he's just a fuckin' moron (oh yeah, that blindfolded Alatreon was SO believable) and his community is so toxic and loud. Really punchable face too.
spacecowboyein
I had no idea what he was, but I saw some references to him from other Souls streamers. I instantly disliked him because of his face, so I'm glad to hear he's a Trump supporting POS to justify my dislike.
Akintunde
He mostly came on my radar with D4 and his absolutely obnoxious reddit community. Just months of copy pasted bs and so much "OH BUT ASMON SAID" shit, like he's basically just an even more annoying Keemstar and his community is even worse. Somehow.
DVSBSTrD
There's a reason his alarm clock is a swarm of roaches. The same reason he has no maidens.
seenunseen
I feel there's missing info here. What's the POE2 deal?
MoopsyLD
So muskrat obviously shares his account to have people playing for him. anyway in his livestream he was showing obvious reason why he was not a world ranker. to be fair this doesn't matter at all(the ranking thing) its just hes failing at lying for no damn reason and the gaming community is burning him alive. things like not even knowing how to use simple UI despite being a top 10 player.
seenunseen
Lol, classic
vanfem
The way he was drumming up the character being top ranked in hardcore league and how difficult it is, implying how masterful that makes him, all while struggling with basic mechanics/game knowledge and making an absolute clown of himself, was simply poetical.
PapaUbu
https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-responds-after-gamers-question-his-abilities-path-exile-2-2016122
CraftyGiant
Man newsweek needs better writers. "we reached out to ggg" absolutely nothing in the article about ggg responding.
DerpMeister
Path of Exile 2 was recently released as an Early Access title and is the current "big thing". Elon made a livestream of him playing POE2, mainly to show a new feature that is developed for Twitter to support livestreams. He could have shown how he plays the game like a normal player for a couple of minutes, but of course that wasn't good enough for him. So he logged into an account that has a level 95 hardcore character (like in Diablo, if that character dies once, he's gone). To reach that
DerpMeister
level in hardcore is incredibly hard, so much that a message goes out to ALL other players, that are currently playing hardcore, when such a character dies to announce his death. There are professional streamers that have thousands of people supporting them who still don't reach that level. So Elon's claim that he alone brough that character to this level was extremely questionable from the beginning. To POE2 players it became clear within a minute of seeing him play that he has NO idea what
DerpMeister
he is doing and it became even worse the longer that cringefest went on. He tried to sound smart and bullshit something together about how his character is played and equipped but to anyone even only remotely familiar with the game it was obvious that he's lying. No one knows what his plan was by humiliating himself this badly. Probably it was just another display of his narcissistic personality disorder. Here's a POE2 streamer/commentator who is, at first, positively inclined towards him but
DerpMeister
throughout the video becomes more and more flabbergasted about the bullshit Elon is trying to feed him and the other watchers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpXu9ft9h4M
Hashbrown123
He had literally the best gear in the game and was complaining about it's level, which doesn't actually matter because that is just to equip
DerpMeister
Yeah, the fact that he didn't know about the difference between required level and item level is one of the many giveaways that he's a fraud. I don't know if he knows about keeping alt pressed to see the extended info about an item, because that's where he would stumble over the item level. Lvl 95 HC my ass.