The eternal struggle: Minimalist vs. Dungeon Master

May 29, 2025 6:22 AM

Myrani

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I have a car key and a house key - a few years ago i had a guy come by and change all my locks so they matched, most convenient $100 I ever spent

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am both, left is in my pocket, right is in my kitchen drawer. I think one of the older keys might open the crypt of Valkenburg Castle.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wrong, there's people like me that are both. Lots of keys, but sorted out into their own key ring pools for relevancy, with primary keys and secondary keys. Which was made redundant when I got a smart door lock and no longer need to carry keys at all.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not enough keys on that right ring.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not shown: the 3 dozen keys you have no idea about but are afraid to throw away

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And look at them put all of them on a single ring, everyone knows you put 7 keys per keyring, and up to 7 keyrings per keyring ring. What is this, amateur hour?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use a carabiner to combine different sets of keys, which type is that?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m the same, I once lost my keys out my pocket. So after that used a carabiner to know if they ever fell out
Immediately.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m in this comment and I like it.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there are three types, i'm the type that doesn't photograph their keys.

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Yes, as people very much can copy a key from just a photo.
And they can produce a copy very quickly as well.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a video where somebody cut a key based on a photo of it, and after a few tries, it worked. Don't take photos of your keys and post them online, for sure.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Last time I told people not to post pictures of their keys on here (like when someone just bought a house) I got told by a bunch of people I was being dramatic. When I posted a video of someone cutting a key just from a picture I got down voted to hell. This place is really weird sometimes.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They didn't want to hear about it from a mage, but somebody who was forced to login about it, now, that's really something to take seriously.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0