First it’s robots that play ping pong…Then it’s robot apocalypse and world domination.All because someone gave a Roomba a paddle and a dream.

May 21, 2025 9:00 PM

killboosh

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3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put some spin on it.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice to see the Enforcer Drone from Spaced Invaders has been rehabilitated.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we get a real table tennis player here like forest gump

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Looks like something from war of the worlds.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C'mon human, stop playing like a pussy.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You have 20 seconds to comply."

3 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I would have used “Resistance is futile.”
But that’s just me.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, give that thing real walking legs and the ability to walk around on its own and you’ve got the next Doctor Who villain.

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Did they have to make it look so goddamn terrifying? All it needs is glowing red eyes to complete the “this is totally a murderbot” ensemble.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Oh, I know," said the junior engineer. "What if we made it kinda look like one of those alien monstrosities from H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds? But, you know, only make it like 10 feet tall.
We don't want it to look scary or anything."

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Asking for a friend, can we turn it into a sex robot?

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Asking for myself, if i put the ball up my ass would it spank me?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean I could do it for you without the ball, but if you insist on teh robot, then yes, lube up and hold on

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just give it a fly swatter and configure the camera a bit.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's a paddlin

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's just the beginning!

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Every robot is a sex robot if you're brave enough.

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