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First smartwatch to integrate a fully-functional laser projector and sensor array, allowing a screen to be projected on a user's skin to be poked, tapped, and swiped just like a traditional touchscreen.
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Awesome quotes from your favorite movies!!! B)
BrailleCortex
No. That's not a laser.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
mattygspot
Likely causes cancer
CyborgScribe
It's a laser.
mattygspot
Its a joke
SamanosukeOnimusha
The only thing it can’t do is tell time
h3r0ichylian
Man 1:Do you know the time? Man 2: oh yess lemme just unlock my arm and- ugh! Cmon! Unlock damnit! Just a sec Man 1: uh.. nvm Man2: Wait!!
Mansooratyale
Brandy321
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/1-21-gigawatts-great-scott.png
QuizzicalToast1
The finger isn't blocking the light. Clearly faked.
dotnetbeast
Omni-tools!!!
iojvan
TheMightyMoto
I would have to shave.
princeherbert
Cool. Let’s keep this robot trains choo-chooin’ huh?
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*"ALIENS" meme changed to "SKYNET"
donkeysareunderrated
Do I have to shave my arm to use it?
PrefectDreyfus
I have hairy forearms.
Brandy321
They have an adapter for other parts of your body
XLIILXIX
Not a lot of real-estate to work. How does arm hair come into play?
Ohio
It doesn't. The whole. Concept is a clickbaity sham. It's less practical than Google glass.
xhirro
I knew these hairless, prepubescent arms would pay off some day!
tornadosandwich
You could just flip the watch so it projects on the underside of your arm
Klingon00
Or just a sweater or bulky jacket?
SilvioTheGreat
Imagine you get screen burn on your arm
ReturnOfActionCheese
So the clickbait ads were true
Aturtlewizard
...it is just as the marketing department foretold.
PostmasterG
TerrorGuy58
...did what happened next AMAZE you?
ReturnOfActionCheese
So amazed that banks hate me
dslrErik
Zombiebyte
As with every hologram or lazer projecter i argue that a screen is a more convinient and easier to read format
ironhurricane13
Wheres the link
pieter42
Ooooo pressure sores! Exciting!
10wreckedtenrecs
So f——-g practical!
MrDeadsr
I predict a very bulky watch just to give it some height
shotty814
What time does the cancer set in?
YCheck137
I mean, it's a regular light projector. It should be fine.
MyCatIsWhiteAndFluffy
I hear the burn-in is pretty bad
BraxtonFullerton
Can't wait for my watch to give me skin cancer!
bogus1983
Just wait for room-scale wireless charging.
labyrinthconvention
I'm not shaving my arm for this shit
Smayds
OH GREAT.
marsgoose
That movie was shit
PepridgeFarmRemembers
Tbh, if someone programmed it to display the current time on the arm instead of the screen I would think it's dope
BigFatJuicyMonkies
I think it's one of those movies that is good but I'd rather not watch again.
haaska
This is their marketing material and it will be a cold day in hell when it's going to be even close to that:
WhatzitTooya
Who thought projecting a screen through fingers and around curved surfaces would ever be feasible?
Skizmo
this is the cicret SCAM !
8outof10cats
Hairy armed Italians will love it for sure
dwarfgiant
Eeeyyyyy! come look at this hairy picture of my kid!!
Private4160
the worst part of donating blood is not the needles, it's when they pull the tape off my arm...
FatmanSaul
Hairy Englishman here, it can't be any worse than those watches with metal link straps.
ChaotikWolfi
ouch..
omglandshark
Plot twist: Laser also epilates
Private4160
$200 a session but the results are INCREDIBLE. I went from scaring Armenians to only getting laughed at by Latins.
pumpuppthesoundwaves
u can shave just that area :P
Possboi
I'll try.
JBloodthorn
They can do like I do and wear their watch with the face on the underside of the arm. Still hairy, but less so than the top side.
EClaire1073
Captain Disillusion proved this wrong.
schmonday
Naw, he did a different one. This one isn't hiding the issues CD brought up. It's functional despite that, which is pretty impressive.
Jamerperson
Sauce?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbgvSi35n6o
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Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw7g8ixbomU
KanyeWesticularCancer
Was about to say that.
MechanusIncarnate
what is wrong about shining light on an arm?
TolvanT2ielik
so the watch is still for shaving ass only?
StylesRockman
Captain Disillusion actually proved that this would be what a real one looks like you fake-fan
TheSquarestCheese
Love with your heart. Use your head for everything else!
CallMeSleeper
Not quite this one. But yeah, the other one
shreddedking
how is laser projecting image behind the finger?
JayEnfield
You want it to, and this is a demo video, so it does.
Agouti
It's not, you can see the shadow. The camera is positioned to mostly hide it.
l009
After staring at this for a good dump, finger gets brighter but the angle of the shot doesn't show the small missing piece.
Titansmasher
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namAehT
This one actually looks like it's legit, rather than a render. You can clearly see the falloff of resolution and brightness. Still look shit
StonerCatJay
And you can see it projecting behind where the finger should be blocking the light
namAehT
Well then at least its a realistic fake