michiyl
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Yeah, if my brain could process these things faster, that'd be great!
Apr 1, 2024 8:26 AM
michiyl
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Yeah, if my brain could process these things faster, that'd be great!
trigonman3
squeal
UnknownParticipant67
Squirrel
cosonfused
ooooh. I know someone I can upset with this.
turbodog
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
There's a database that uses S Q L called sequel but SQL predates it by a long way.
alt86er
You mean that lousy MS shit, that people often refer to als C-Q-L-Server, as if any other implementation of such a thing would have to be called differently for this? I so hate it when my colleagues use that slang. Cause it kind of puts MS on a pedestal, 100% undeserved.
Breaker3000
sadurdaynight
(ANSI) Structured Query Language (coder) cool, so I can "write once, and use on any platform?" (Microsoft) LOL! No. (Oracle) LOL! No. (DBA) Tell me how that's workin out for ya, champ. (coder) Fine! I'll invent No-SQL! With {"item":"hookers","item":"blackjack"} (DBA) that looks like xml arrays with extra steps. (coder) NO IT'S NOT! (MS/Oracle/DBA) Have you solved transaction locking? (Coder) what? (MS/Oracle/DBA) ... (CEO) No-SQL all the db's! (MS/Oracle/DBA) !!!
dwolvin
That's beautiful.
DeviousChimp2
"Squirrel"
xedrik
Pronounce it "skwul" and watch all the seasoned programmers go like this
michiyl
Will they squeal?
Baggsy13
Structured Query Language
michiyl
Sequenced Quotation Language
BenderRodriguezz
Succulent Chinese Meal.
OutboardOverlord
"Sequel"
bardman135
The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing organize your structured data medicine.
michiyl
Nooooo! Not again!
PwnageHobo
Ess Queue El
woodworkerf
Wrong