I guess it's time for the confession bear, I eat carrot cake. I don't think it qualifies as health food. We should probably all stick to organic raw carrots grown in a supportive free range environment.
Yeah but you've HAD it before and overweight. Coincidence? I think not!
I think it really comes down to a huge lack of education and over abundance of pre made meals/junk food. Maybe carrot cake makes people think it's healthy?
Carrot cake kills over 3 billion people every day, now the media will say that's not true, and statisticians will say that's impossible; but the Facebook has opened my eyes to the truth.
(The /S is assumed right? Please tell me the /s is assumed)
InfocalypseRising
but can I still have crudité, Mehmet?
LurkMasterP
Anything Dr. Oz says not to do, we should probably all just go ahead and do it. He's just as much of a liar and grifter as the rest of them.
JJMRINEEDDAWaffles
I love carrot cake 2nd to devil food with a strawberry cream cheese icing.
Letstrythisonemotime
How else am I supposed to get my vegetables?
TotallyNotASerialKiller
Only those on Medicaid tho…right…? I’m still good to eat it, right Bobby??
TotallyNotASerialKiller
Sorry, *Doc…my brain had RFK Jr associated with this sound of medical advice.
Dpatgotbanned
Stop calling him Doctor. He forgot his oath.
woozle
yeah, tell your bedridden grandma to stop eating carrot cake.
Hyzenthlay021
I guess it's time for the confession bear, I eat carrot cake. I don't think it qualifies as health food. We should probably all stick to organic raw carrots grown in a supportive free range environment.
an0therthr0waway
Tangent: try carrot cake with pumpkin butter instead of the usual cream cheese frosting.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
He meant to say 'stop shoving carrots up your asshole!'
fformulaa
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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Oh, sorry. Except for Karen. Karen can carry on.
prairiedoggin823000
I just ate a six pack of carrot cake inside out cookies and feel amazing.
alcamar
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dogfromthehills
I'll have cake please.
yourbowelmovement
Thank you!
DoingItWrongSince1980
The choice gets more difficult every day.
PostMoThoin
"let them eat *brioche"
llebkcir
didnt he lose his license?
Killerma
Is eating carrot cake really the main cause of dietary related health problems? I'm overweight here in the UK, and I rarely eat carrot cake.
SpicyNips20
Yeah but you've HAD it before and overweight. Coincidence? I think not!
I think it really comes down to a huge lack of education and over abundance of pre made meals/junk food. Maybe carrot cake makes people think it's healthy?
InvidiousSquid
You better start, how else you gonna see Jerry trying to cross the channel if you don't eat your carrots?
Killerma
We've got dedicated carrot munches watching those skies day and night!
IUpvoteFuturama
Carrot cake kills over 3 billion people every day, now the media will say that's not true, and statisticians will say that's impossible; but the Facebook has opened my eyes to the truth.
(The /S is assumed right? Please tell me the /s is assumed)
Killerma
A side note though, I do enjoy it! I'm not sure why I don't eat it more often, actually.. Damn it, now I want carrot cake.
stercusmoriturussum
Killerma
Well, aren't you simply delicioussssss...
DoingItWrongSince1980
That just shows you how potent it is.
Carrot cake. Not even once.
ColmCorbec
Killerma
I tried carrot cake, and now I'm gay.. Well, not really, but.. Kinda.