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https://abcnews.go.com/US/water-frost-detected-mars-volcanoes-significant-discovery-study/story?id=110993572
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
letgoofmyweiner
Are you certain that's not the ceiling below my bathroom?
RaxianTheta
Imagine being one of the first colonists to mars, you get off the ship and its fucking snowing
CapitalNick
I feel like we "find frost" on Mars every year.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
you can't fool me with your fancy space nipple.
Frederf
Could you milk Mars, Greg?
run4fun
https://media4.giphy.com/media/db30h5xnsXGqVNF3zY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952cwfmamy9mbxh1r3mrprnhm7ok5sl6kkyi7nq4rp0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
LookaSquirrelbus
Dip it in %2 if ya want, no one's watching
JiffyGee
Looks more like a huge pimple.
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
Still less frigid than my ex. A bomb pop. Because it was eventually gonna be in my lunch.
HandoB4Javert
60 Olympic-Size Swimming Pools = 150,000,000 Liters
Frederf
I want to pop it.
Eiladar
Cool.
GravyEducation
cotabiQueen
Nestle is going to Mars!
Zega000
Lassannn
Olympus Mons is the size of France.
apollo1983
How many washing machines is that? Or cubic bananas if you cant convert.
DisgruntledFerret
Yeah, you wouldn't recognize it as a mountain if you were standing on it. It's a very gentle slope, just over a staggeringly large area.
AngryWaffleStomp
Sose ur mom
rbudrick
TIL sose
mechecat19423000
Es un peson? 🤔
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
#1 oh sweet, I love using space imagery as my Teams background! Guess this one is going in the folder!
absoluttalent
150,000 tons or 60 swimming pools... But how many gallons or fish tanks is that?
VidaVita
Depends on the color of the fish.
xj4low
I don't know. I only know the usual size of a washing machine.
DGeneration92
1 gallon weighs ~8 lbs
2000 pounds in a ton
250 gallons in a ton
150,000 tons × 250 gallons = 37.5 million gallons
Say you have a 75 gallon tank
That's a lot of fish
LookaSquirrelbus
The fish aren't doing good on Mars. I'm sure yall won't need another update, also it sounds fishy
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
ice weighs about 910 kg per cubic meter, so about 165,000 cubic meters or 44 million gallons
Eyhlix
But that's about 355 kg per cubic meter on mars
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I assumed they meant mass. I'll check the article when I'm less busy.
BlastFX
It's the weight of roughly 30 million bald eagles and the volume of quarter trillion .22LR cartridges.
jhuckaby
lick the frost
StygionAbyss
Nestlé is now trying to buy spacex
ThisNameUnavailable
Sorry if im dumb, but isnt ice visible at the poles of Mars? Why is finding this particular ice such a big thing?
MaxMschief
Water.. On.. Mars 😶
*Dr Who flashbacks
DON'T DRINK THE WATER!
puffineer
Plot twist; those images are from your basement ceiling.
rmmmm
OK OK but is there oil on Mars 🇺🇸?
Huor
SQUEEZE THAT ZIT
kd97pCookieFlyer
Damn, Mars grew a nipple.
YouCanShoveYourMagicBeansUpYourAss
graehall
That is so way more than enough to use as a reservoir for humans to recycle and have plenty to spare. Just y'know, Doctor Who has warned me
Aksuuuh
In other news: NASA just received an enormous donation from Nestlé.
spazztastic
Just wait till you find out Earth was sprinkled with hydrogen from the sun and from another source you probably weren't thinking, thus making or source of water.
jpatterson45
brandonblk
havent we known theres ice on mars for like... years now?
isetprettygirlsonfire
The real question is if it is deep enough to ski on.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
"As thin as a human hair"... probably not.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Better than east coast skiing. And I've skied sand dunes and cinder cones, got the regolith skiing down
abbeyrosemama
Depends on how much you like your skis
isetprettygirlsonfire
I have at least six or more pairs. I can sacrifice a pair. They'll be a mars only pair, maybe even NASA made. I've already skied down a cinder cone and sand dunes. The aeolian sand wasn't bad, but the volcanic cinders destroyed my bases. Both filled the boots and bindings with grit.
LookaSquirrelbus
Where we're going you don't need skis
MechKelly
"One hundredth of a millimeter thick." Not likely.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Better than east coast skiing. And I've skied sand dunes and cinder cones, got the regolith skiing down
xenjamin
FUCK MARS!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
ShoggothTree
TimbiquiDarkThirty
anotherusernamed
Geeze, not sure what the red planet did to you but I hope you’re ok. Also, what’s your opinion of Uranus?
GravyEducation
My guess is they're channeling Mark Watney, space pirate
xenjamin
Mars knows what it did.
andexer
Pretty sure I've seen that on Dr. Pimple Popper
xmaneds
was gonna say "that thumbnail looks like....."