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The future is now!
Oct 16, 2015 3:26 AM
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WasThatAFartOrAShart
Front Page Bernie Clock reset. Last time Bernie on the front page: 13 hours ago.
ExploratoryDentalSurgery
Uncle Bernie will push America over the edge of the cliff to which Obama has taken us. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/320sw0sw7847.gif - Lemmings
BoomboxGuy
Sanders is a socialist. Socialists fail even in Sweden. They barely made it for a year. Now it looks they're being fired by the people.
AlphaCommander
mordaedil
That moment you realize, we're in the timeline that Doc and Marty ran away from.
Butane9000
That's not how this is at all though.
Boppster35
but what about the LIBYANS!!!
Perpichrator
The Libyans were only in 1985 in the movies duhh
fauxglove
ISIS.
McFly47
NOW IT'S THE SYRIANS
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
BENGHAAAZIII!!
NuPhi1904
I think Sanders is crazier
ThisSceneDoesntIncludeALapDance
Why?
2016Politics
Free college for all sounds great...until a BA becomes the equivelent of a high school diploma and you need an AA to even flip burgers.
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Front Page Trump Clock reset. Last time Trump on the front page: 10 hours ago.
sluthulhu
The Sanders campaign is doing good internet propaganda, methinks. "Interprop". Is that a word?
methistopholes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO
reginaphalange26
hahahahaha
SuertoMuerto
Great Scott!!!
jpmct
Bernie's Platform: Vote for me and I will buy you things with other people's money!
PartyProbe
Yes that is how taxes work. The govt will always collect taxes, but we can choose to be smarter about how we spend them
Hybris51129
Sorry this an outright lie Bernie isn't for saving the middle class nothing he's said will help the middle class only deliver a killing blow
Darkslayerryuu2
Anyone else think Back to The Future is more comical now because of their perception of what they thought 2015 would be like?
ArcadeZero
Well they purposely made it super unrealistic, they didn't want to actually predict the future
RyanSutherland88437
This is heavy
Someonetookmyname2
Did they ever get that one right haha
transatlanticFistbump
Oh my god...
mordaedil
Fuck, we're in the timeline that is going to get erased.
pronacc
GREAT SCOTT!!!
Drballsalot
I was waiting for someone to say it!
SteakNazisMustDie
I know, this is heavy.
machewcoy
There's that word again, "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
swaptrick
I like how Imgur isn't a left leaning socialist sympathetic orgy.
whatmeworkquestionmark
It's not the 50s anymore, and socialism isn't a dirty word.
caboops
It's just a failure of a political structure.
RElGNMAN
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/09/03/2D36FCA700000578-0-image-a-27_1444358105343.jpg
CommanderWilliamTRiker
How the fuck dare you ruin this movie by comparing Doc to Bernie Fucking Sanders.
woogawooga
Because Bernie is a meme and have to "reach out to the kids that they'll think is funny" so rheyre using memes
woogawooga
Why does everyone think he's a hero of the middle class? No, he's for the lower class. You middle class useful idiots. Downvoting won't
whatmeworkquestionmark
In case you hadn't noticed, the middle-class and the lower class aren't really all that far apart anymore.
2016Politics
In your opnion, is that because the lower class has been brought closer to middle or because the middle class have fallen to near poverty?
lastsundew
Can we fucking stop with this already? God, Imgur, you suck more (Sander's) dick than the entire city of San Franscisco
ninjagaidensigma
Don't knock it till you've tried it!
Arceus
Mathematically/theoretically, some of what Sanders says is impossible or heavily flawed just like with Trump, but you know, circle jerks.
ProfessorExpert
Is there a link or something for that? I'm interested in reading up on that
Arceus
I'll try and find them again and if I do, I'll PM you.
ProfessorExpert
Appreciate it boss
mistersmiff
talking 90% tax rate.....GREAT SCOTT!!!!
2016Politics
Source? http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Bernie_Sanders_Tax_Reform.htm states "over 50%"but that he"never said" 90%.
mistersmiff
I guess it;s who you believe. http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2015/05/26/3662773/sanders-90-percent-tax/
2016Politics
Well, if we are claiming a candidate said something, the source should be the candidate's campaign, a published comment, document, video, or
2016Politics
other source which can be verified as coming from the candidate or their campaign staff. Otherwise, it's unofficial hearsay.
mistersmiff
But he's a politician, so both are probably true LOL
2016Politics
Lol...possibly. If you have a source that shows he said it then it would show his own website to be innacurate (or downright lying).
mistersmiff
Again...... Politician lol
jadespider
I don't may trump much attention...what is he rewriting? because honestly that sounds more like a Clinton description.
BoldStrategyCottonTM
His tax plan favors business' like the ones he owns
irishrelief
Thanks for using your brain, take an upvote.
woogawooga
Sorry we need some anti trump memes to keep up the shilling. - t. Bernie posters
TinyAngryDog
He seems to have rewritten how he got his money (it's a lot easier to stay rich than to build up from nothing) and he regularly talks about
TinyAngryDog
what a success he has always been in business, but I believe 7 of his businesses going into bankruptcy contradicts that.
TinyAngryDog
And for the record not everyone who is anti-Trump is pro-Bernie.
jadespider
FYI - "bankrupt" doesn't mean shutdown, those businesses got reorganized and they all now thrive. If anything that makes him more qualified
2016Politics
I'm curious (for both candidates) what history you feel they have attempted to rewrite? (serious question)
DammitIshouldbeworking
All of the histories.
2016Politics
I posed a question asking which specific histories these two candidates are trying to change..lots of debate, no precise answer to question.
woogawooga
Wrong. He wants it easier to immigrate whilst harder to keep out illegals who tend to be cartels. (I have illegal Mexican family)
woogawooga
Wrong. He wants it easier to immigrate whilst harder to keep out illegals who tend to be cartels. (I have illegal Mexican family)
2016Politics
I'm assuming "he" means Trump? How does Trump's policy make it harder to keep out cartels?
2016Politics
I do agree, however, that Trump wants legal immigration to be easier. Having family who would like to immigrate, are you for or against him?
BaxtersSoup
Trump says immigrants are murderous drug dealers. Blatantly not true. Also thinks vaccines could cause autism, Not a popular opinion here
2016Politics
He did not say immigrants are murders, rapists, drug dealers, etc...he said that of the people crossing illegally into our country
BaxtersSoup
Also not true.
2016Politics
Which of these statements do you find untrue?
BaxtersSoup
Illegal immigrants dont cause violent crime at a disproportionate rate. I understand the borders need to be more secure but Trumps claims (1
2016Politics
include rapists, murders, etc "and some, I suppose, are good people." Vaccines he did say might be better if spread out over time, but he's
2016Politics
not anti-vac(all his kids are vaccinated), just thinks the gov should let parents and doctors spread them out over time to reduce variables.
GeneralBastard
What do we want?! Time travel!!
Jirkstore
When do we want it? Irrelevant.
jsd3306
When do we want it? Yesterday!
GeneralBastard
It's irrelevant
bludragonXX
When do we want it?!........
TLC127
When do we want it?
RalphTheWonderLlamaahhhh
When do we want it? That's irrelevant!
vauhtihirmu
I would have preferred your comment to be first, followed by the what do we want part.
Klaustrix
I think you'll find its relative.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
where dat from?
isaaclw
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCWPq8kCIAAb0Ho.jpg
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
the look of disgust on the mans face at the right lol
LogicalAbsurdities
But where are the hoverboards??
l8rz
Asking the important questions
spamshampoo
https://youtu.be/bvYUq6Ox0Hc
peachesaredelicious
We got jipped and only get those stupid Segway things
ddpv
In the original timeline, you were the inventor. Sadly they rewrote history and now you are... well you. Their crime is truly monsterous.
MrMcGeeIn3D
Lexus made this one.
Stewker
Next post...
QubetheGuy
http://www.hoverboardcountdown.com
QubetheGuy
http://www.hoverboardcountdown.com
TLC127
Illegal
myspiritanimalcomeswithapretzelbun
Because I feel like you should know about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOH15_pqWZ4
aegiskay
You can't even fly drones in the US, let alone use hoverboards
Wormbo2
#realquestions
LizzyTheEdgy
Does nobody remember that earlier this year we actually came out with real hoverboards?
sweetmesquite
In Canada. :D
TheStaffmaster
it's ok, Michael J. Fox is Canadian.
TheStaffmaster
Yeah...Science is really dropping the ball on that one... *looks down*
TheStaffmaster
OH!? COOL! :D
BurlyEric
Obviously, hoverboards are a complex analogy for Congress.
rockgolf
There ought to be hoverboards. Well, maybe, next year.
ZombieEinstein
Lexus is on the case: http://www.wired.com/2015/06/lexus-hoverboard-slide/
bobimg
Scaled up quantum locking. Not new, runs to a track, and is an admitted dead end for development. Hendos shows more promise for the future
ZombieEinstein
If you want to get technical, Hendos - because it requires a special material beneath it to hover - is still locked to a kind of track.
bobimg
Yeah, it is a shame, but you could build a park of it. Lexus is one way (and apparently like riding a rail the entire time, very difficult.)
TellusEidolon
And the flying cars?!
Falkorburnstoo
Those exist Already too.
TellusEidolon
Source pls.
Falkorburnstoo
Google it.
TheStaffmaster
why is this a bad reply? *saves*
Zixtank
All over the place actually.
LordIggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfa9HrieUyQ In Canada.
noah123103
commenting for sauce to share
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Over .25 Kilometers? Not bad.
BitchButcher
I hope it's water resistent.
ProfessorExpert
Would Bernie actually help the middle class? Higher corporate tax + higher min wage + manufacturing jobs here +labor unions
AllItTakesIsOneBadDay
Yes. Given a little bit of time, everything gets cheaper, everyone is smarter and healthier
imgurfacepalm
"Everything gets cheaper" Wut? What kind of voodoo economics are you learning?
edzo1121
no it wont but keep drinking the kool aid.
ProfessorExpert
Yeah sure it might get cheaper from sky high prices... But it'll be still sky high and nowhere close as cheap
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
This goes to both you and bad day, economics is not that simple, any policy enacted now would take a decade minim to show an impact.
ProfessorExpert
Of course policies like that wouldn't change everything overnight but let's say everything he wants to do actually happens... Wouldn't be
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Thank you. People need to understand this.
ProfessorExpert
that be the path it would lead us down?
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
Economic models deal with variables at the time, technology, movement of people, and movement of goods. What can be predicted is (1/2)
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
That established trends will cause a continuation of current patterns. Changing the equation changes the trend. (2/2)
jsd3306
None of those things would help me, and I'm barely middle class.
storebrandproductmascot
People in labor unions make $3.50/hr more on average than people who aren't, plus much better benefits.
FFPatrick
But how much do you pay the labor union for that $3.50 more an hour? Plus it keeps out people who are not in the union
storebrandproductmascot
Union dues are usually about $30-60/month. For avg $3.50/hr extra in wages and an extra $7/hr in benefits. Wage/benefit numbers are from BLS
storebrandproductmascot
Industries with high unionization also benefit workers in nonunion shops because they have to compete with union shops for workers.
storebrandproductmascot
http://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/2013/04/art2full.pdf
ProfessorExpert
+ him seemingly wanting to dip his hand in free market... Shits gonna get expensive
StarrryNight
Not as expensive as when you let the "free market" dictate your healthcare costs.
FFPatrick
Free markets got me my job, therefore my health insurance.
StarrryNight
You don't need health insurance if your system wasn't shit.
AllPowerfulAtheismo
Not as expensive as when the free market crashes due to deregulation
ProfessorExpert
His precious Scandinavian countries have more economic freedom than the U.S.
LordIggy
That depends a lot on your definitions.
DamnitBobby
And the Cubs have a shot at the series
vernon2brwn
No.
kurotan
If the Cubs win, I'm calling shenanigans.
tatoe12
Welp, here we are. Still want to?
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
And the Pepsi thingy they had in the movie... They had that at Comic con
BigStoutBooster
I need a link. I'm curious now
Kade974
Can you imagine all the Back to the Future fans that placed bets at the start of the season on the Cubs because of the movie right now xD
menshi
i did
Shockywell
Well? @menshi
menshi
that was for last season, to make BTTF correct so i lost
Cheeseburgler
And the Bengals have a shot at the Superbowl. What a year to be alive.
philosophosaurus
No the cubs have a shot at the series the bengals could go 5-10 if AJ green and Dalton go down. Two very different points in the season.
FrankHorigan
The prophecy has almost been fulfilled
MichaelJCabooseLeaderOfTheBlueArmy
The world is truly coming to an end
chaserrrr
Obligatory Canadian comment: sorry to break to you but the Jays are taking the series this year.
geriatricsanatore
I hope they do
philosophosaurus
The mets are going to tear up the cubs. Sorry...
headlesstrauma
The blue Jays...
2manyspooks
Will win
BobbyOntario
Goddam right they will. Game 1 tonight brother!
BobbyOntario
Pepsi made Pepsi perfect
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
If they win it'll be the first time since before the fall of the ottoman empire.
AlltheAnswers
And my buddy who teaches across the hall will be insufferable.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
No cubs fans in socal. Must be like raiders fans any time they win a single game.
TheAmericanMacho
Ha! It's funny cause there are no Raiders fans.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Sure there are. Prisons are over crowded.
bizon1829
To be fair though, Cubs fans have endured a lot of pain. I'd cut them a break if they won it.
NudeMotivation
I said I wish I could go back in time and put some money on the Cubbies!
SomeonePeedInMyPants
.....shark still looks fake
Therackstar
Best.
Resurrectionist
They were vegas favorites well before the season even started. They knew people would be betting on them this year.
NudeMotivation
(That quote is from part 2 when Marty gets the idea to buy the sports almanac)
smashpro1
Actually, they gave 40-1 odds before the season started. People bet on them every year.
bizon1829
And if you go back about 1 year (before Maddon was hired), they were at 50-1 for this year.
sangatster
The piece of the puzzle that convinced me. It's all coming together just like its supposed to. Now somebody pick me up some newspapers.
Lamech777
Still hyped for Jaws 19!
Taikwin
Don't worry, unless somehow we cure Michael Fox's Parkinson's in the next two weeks and Jaws 19 comes out, the future is wrong.
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
electroshock therapy has proven to be very successful but maybe not in his type.
Specificlude
Could we substitute Jaws 19 for Sharknado 2?
MegaLoMonkey
Ummm there is a Sharknado 2, and 3, and 4 confirmed, apparently... So, nearly 19...
StygianRenegade
Fuck that, I want a delorian.
sangatster
There was at least one and I think several references to "flux capacitor" in StarTrek TNG. I think it was a loose reference to BTTF.
digitalutopia
Of all the things in BTTF, you want the easiest thing to get? Okay then. :p
StygianRenegade
Actually it's not the easiest thing to get, only about 6,500 of them exist worldwide.
StygianRenegade
I am just realizing I should mention I live in America and live with Crippling debt from trying to learn something in a for-profit college.
chupacabraattack
you can get one for less than $20k
digitalutopia
Yes, but they actually exist. In fact 13 of them are for sale or auction on classiccars.com. Cheapest being around 25k