
CyclopticColleague
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Several days ago, a few Imgurians posted a graphic suggesting someone make a bot to disrupt the central clearinghouse website for reporting abortions in Texas. Today, I came across this:

Ecstatic to see these young'uns trolling the F out of the fundies in TX.
Also, for all you grammar nazis out there, shouldn't it be Tik-Tokkers?
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tiktokers-bombard-texas-anti-abortion-whistleblower-website-shrek-porn-false-n1278461
Edit: Some were asking for a link to the bot. Link in his Tik-Tok bio leads to GitHub: https://github.com/SeanDaBlack/AbBOT
2nd edit: GoDaddy has pulled the plug on Texas Right to Life website. https://www.npr.org/2021/09/03/1034188184/texas-abortions-godaddy-website-anonymous-tips
Also: Sweet! FP! Remember to do the following: Vote early (and often /s); show a servicemember some love (miss you Marty, gone too soon); and more than anything, before you make any decision, just breathe.
idontcareifthesundontshine
Perhaps we should also send them The Gif
YourDepression
This needs to continue to happen until the bill is repealed not a one time thing
CallThisAUsername
The real shock is that Shrek porn is actually a thing.
EF5Cyniclone
Have you been on the internet long? We have rules about this. See Rule 34.
sooporfake
Get Shrek't?
DiabloJones
The website is down!! https://i.imgur.com/GKKTVZu
tygerpsimatrix
dragonflynpenguinfarts
He's a joker, he's a smoker, he's a troll tik toker
PatrickDiomedes
Trolling the texans all night long
dragonflynpenguinfarts
smellsbells
GoDaddy has refused to host this site: https://www.npr.org/2021/09/03/1034188184/texas-abortions-godaddy-website-anonymous-tips
Randompedro
Lawfull evil vs chaotic good
ShySapiosexual
CaptainHowdyonmeds
Now, can someone make a bot that spams call centers and collection agencies, or basically any robo call? call them back with a Rick roll!
pandro
They fake up local numbers when they call me; idk how it's done, but it must be hard to prevent it.
CaptainHowdyonmeds
An algorithm has to pick the phone numbers they emulate. If you can add then you can subtract. I think it can be done but it's beyond me
Skumbo
:)
gaggingforit
Nice
user3827492
Interesting.
ATerribleArtist
Now we wait for Texas to make false reporting illegal, and then the law will implode upon itself.
pandro
Right now they don't seem to have thought of revenge reporting to torment enemies, let alone those of us out of state who they can't 1/
pandro
prosecute. Beyond the website which netizens can easily bring down: is there a phone number to spam? 2/2
BestiaRacional
En el nombre de Quesús, que el grandísimo te llene de tostadas de aguacate y fresco de tamarindo. Jamén.
CyclopticColleague
Vete en paz y que el Señor Taco esté contigo
BestiaRacional
Que él te llene de grasa (monoinsaturada) y te libre de comer solo huevo picado, por los higos de los higos, jamén
spookyactionatadistance
Earlier I read it was hosted on GoDaddy and wondered why a gov would hist a site there. Its because its a WP site and they offer
spookyactionatadistance
2) managed WP. If anyone feels like it you could try and logging in by adding /wp-admin at the end of the URL. Maybe they are dumb enough to
spookyactionatadistance
3) have used a email of someone who works there and an easy PW. They also probably don't use SSO
Bmxrider70763
Sean black, 20, who asked us not to use his real name for his safety....
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
Fuckstick, you, who ignored that request
Bmxrider70763
I was quoting the article
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
Fair enough.I have dislexia, must've missed that line. That being said, usually if you're quoting something from the article, you use>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>FUCKING QUOTATION MARKS
Bmxrider70763
The meaning of what you say changes with the use of quotation marks though.
TurkeyBaron
Someone buy Sean an avocado toast.
billstranger
Someone buy him an "h" and a "u/w" so he can finally ditch that "e."
Vamp13
With extra avocado and a second piece of toast for the top side.
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
And then top it off with some guacamole
CallThisAUsername
An Oreocado.
Beefkins
How long before they put up a captcha?
Puchonson
djangojazz
Republicans are morons it's not hard to attack them. It's hard to attack them legally and make them not rule anymore. That's the real prob
pandro
Nobody here wants to face the fact that voters clearly wanted these assholes in. What we want to do is disenfranchise them because the 1/
pandro
voters didn't vote the way we want. Solution: help get non-voters to the polls. Which is a lot more work than raging online. 2/2
djangojazz
Well I give money and volunteer from time to time. It's hard to make apathetic people care though
sysaphiswaits
??The kids are right.
muchLongerUsername
Writing such a script is easy. Running it may be a felony. Morally you'd be in the right... legally, it's dubious.
ColdestOne
If TikTok was a non-proper noun then definitely yes, the agent noun would be Tiktokker. It being proper there are no solid rules I can find.
CyclopticColleague
So frustrating, because I know how it's pronounced, but it bugs the hell out of me.
HonestCommentFarmer
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Hopefully Sean Black is a fake name since the use his name and then mention he wanted to stay anonymous
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Someone who hates Sean Black must have downvoted my comment
attentivebooby
Anyone got a link to that bot?
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
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attentivebooby
https://github.com/SeanDaBlack/AbBOT
imsam77
Tried to look at the form and got an error, "Your request was not allowed (site lock down mode)." Hehhehe
CyclopticColleague
Found it. He's posted it on github. https://github.com/SeanDaBlack/AbBOT
Nuttburger
I like how they created very easy instructions to run this for anyone who doesn’t know what they’re doing. What a chad
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Those issues are hilarious
Starhaven350
A bot I can get behind!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Starhaven350
dmoffett1027
Don't forget to download a vpn so your shit doesn't get blocked.
Exyr
Site is already down.
Rookvlees
Yep. GoDaddy put the kibosh on them. https://www.theverge.com/2021/9/3/22656196/godaddy-texas-right-for-life-abortion-whistleblowing-site
Nuttburger
Good on them
attentivebooby
Are you sure you're just not ip banned?
Exyr
No the host site godaddy pulled it for TOS violation.
wizardOTC
For my uneducated ass, TOS?
Acehigh8383
Terms of Service
PancakesAreDinner
"Sean Black, who asked that we not name him, is here named"
BenBateman
I can't help but think they just signed this dude life away by putting his name in the article
SteveMND
His account name is publically viewable AS "Sean Black." If he asked the news for anonymity, one can assume that's not his ACTUAL real name.
Bmxrider70763
I got downvoted to hell for saying this same thing for some reason.
Billis75
Real name SHAWN BAWN
quaggie
Shaun Baun Jovi
Tomcruiseisinyoursockdrawer
Asked we not use his real name. Jeebus.
PancakesAreDinner
Is his real name Jeebus?
Tomcruiseisinyoursockdrawer
nerdsexual
Tom get out of my sock drawer or I'll put your Scientology books on the top shelf and hide the step ladder
Tomcruiseisinyoursockdrawer
WayTooStupid
dude
Exyr
Is pancakesaredinner your true name?
Beutelmann
Oh, I read that as: "Pancake Sardiner" and I gotta say it sounded like an interesting profession.
Usernamehecksout
That’s Mr Pancakesaredinner
PancakesAreDinner
Yes?
oldsweaty
Exyr
Damn your parents are cool
AeonQuasars
They probably love pancakes
professionalConfirmologist
Mine were very hopeful
NeverDunNuffin
Mine were particularly prescient.