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Not only did I stick my you-know-what in crazy; I married it. Luckily though, I later divorced it. Unluckily though, I remarried it. Luckily though, I re-divorced it. Yep, the same person. Yep, twice.
*edit : notification just told me this went full r-word, I mean most viral...hahaha. Thx for the comments, I effin love you guys ("It happens." -ForrestGump)
woozle
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ontarioOT
So when are you two crazy kids gonna give it another shot?
crossfitterRN
Hahahahhahaha š
XaoJet
Sounds like you two are made for eachother.
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timbazi
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LoveDjinn
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seenunseen
Self burns are the best burns
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seenunseen
ItIsPronnouncedGifNotGif
Hey, at least you're not the president.
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whapowpow
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
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frenofafren
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InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Although in defense of it, Leonardo DiCaprio did it in What's Eating Gilbert Grape and was absolutely fantastic. I don't know how he didn't win an Oscar right there. I suppose he would have if the Oscars were actually about acting.
earthlingextraordinaire
Hundred percent agree
frenofafren
I saw that when it came out and my GF said to me, "that retarded kid really can act!"
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TurboSwag
I'm sorry bro but you're dumb as hell
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jebstat59365
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RigidGristle
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SleazyBijou
Congrats on the sex?
dixxienormus
Why do that twice?
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Imfamousdante
My friends parents got divorced when he was younger. They later rekinded at my wedding. Divorced again a few months later. Love is a fickle bitch.
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reconghost0321
Thinking with your dick has nothing to do with love!
Osiricus
I have a recurring nightmare where I just remarried my ex and I'm sitting there with existential dread and the knowledge that I will need to get another divorce. She's not a bad person, we just don't "work".
Tattooedpariah
Want to post this on both my parent's fb pages... today mom posted that everyone should buy a mypillow to support mike liddell because he's a great american who was trying to help us when the democrats cheated during the election! Fuckin jesus...
earthlingextraordinaire
Better post this one too, and tell em it's from me. And here I am thinking I'm the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived. Jesus fuck
2fligh2high
I'm sorry for you, that must be hard
seenunseen
Found ben affleck's account!
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rock707
Does that count as being fooled once, or twice?
woozle
I'm like, does that count as one wife or two?
IntelligentLake
Yes.
McTaco
Fool me twiceā¦. Canāt get fooled again
muumuuhomer
We got a saying in Texas...
2fligh2high
earthlingextraordinaire
It's ok you can just say it haha
GenePumpkin
Same thing happened to Americaā¦ They remarried their crazy one.
earthlingextraordinaire
I think of it like they took a shit and then put the shit back in their ass lol
SteveBestFriendAndTrustedColleague
some people don't learn easy. Here is @OP as a news reporter.
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magikmarker
Sounds like you're both crazy.
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68slug
āClassic you,ā I say, having never met you nor knowing anything of your life.
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lddiaz
Sometimes crazy can be wild in bed.
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GigglingWordBearer
"Hi, this my lesson I can't seem to learn." Hope things get better, OP.
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Paigedidnothingwrong
Thankfully when I stuck it in it ruined my life the first go around. FUBAR so it was easy to walk away. No choice. Easy peasy lemon squeezy IN MY FUCKING EYEBALL COVERED IN FRESH PAPERCUTS. Sorry, Iām good. Iām good. Itās ok. Iām fine.
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GwendolynCorvid
I'll never forgive my mom for marrying my dad the second time.
earthlingextraordinaire
It happens
AgathaHarkness
I'm pissed that my mom settled for my dad once and stuck it out despite the misery.
mediumrarechickenstrips
muumuuhomer
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMTI3Y2NmMmJhaDc2bjVpeWFyYjZ2bzFuY3B3Zmw4YWx4MXVwbmR0MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/anYBNhqT2BYcg/giphy.mp4
habslove
my mind went straight to this too lmao
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4sheets
I too came here to throw a shoe. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjJneGFkdWlpY3l1djBiaHZuaWQzanVwZXhqOGI2aXVxcmo5MjJxcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1zeGrlXDxP1ffG2gW0/200w.webp
hisnameisshdynasty
This is perfection
nojustsayitdont
Damn was gonna quote this.
countbassy
Are there no Who references!!!!!
nojustsayitdont
That song doesn't belong in a shitshow really. It's more of a revolutionary song really.
evilgriff
I feel like maybe he wasnāt so bad, looking back.
ImtherealBandito
He was bad but his cabinet was far worse. Dick Cheney, for example.
OhJesus
That's a big sign of how dreadful chump is. He has me missing Bush jr. of all people. Imagine if the next senator from TX is so bad, he has me missing Ted 'Carribean' Cruz.
sailorjurai108
Donāt you dare put that vibe out into the universe!
nojustsayitdont
He was horrible. Lied his ass off to invade Iraq, for starters. Thank him for the Patriot Act. Thank him for 'illegal combatants'. Thank him for torturing prisoners and Gitmo and the whole shebang. America has a record of shady shit, but under Bush it radically departed from the Constitution.
RandyHorton
The iraq war which isreal also lied about.
ontarioOT
No, he was terrible. It's just that Trump is infinitely worse.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I think the biggest difference is I don't think he wanted to be there. I think his daddies friends and possibly his secret society friends wanted him there. But I really feel like he was just too afraid to tell them all no.
countbassy
All republicans are bad. Trump is evil.
karcain
he only looks good at all in hindsight, with severe cherry picking. its easy to forget now the incidental policies and actions, overshadowed as they are by the Patriot Act and Iraq war. He facilitated a lot of bad things for the benefit of few, at the great cost to everyone else
AnOceanOfStars
Bush had Int as a dump stat. The orange shitstain has at least all three mental stats as dump stats. Probably also Dex.
BennyGaga
Strength and Agility are also 3. Charisma is probably 18 plus race modifiers, with all 50m orc's that brought us here.
AnOceanOfStars
Does a shitstain have charisma, for anyone with a brain cell?