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https://blog.google/technology/ai/unveiling-our-new-quantum-ai-campus/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxQO5Tfyqug
SeklaLucy
this is... not good. I fear for Crypto. I hope NIST has really good policy, and the appropriate agency has really good agents.
BubblesTheFish
Can't wait for them to give up and abandon it in a year or two.
JDJeep98
The server is both running and down until you try to connect with it.
stronomer
Blockchain is already not hip anymore, so they left it out of that name.
sme2812
You already broke it by observing where it is
doody639
Is that human there to reboot the system when it stops working?
Halifax13
Google's AI: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
pocketpython
Not sure if the campus is open or closed, because everytime someone looks at it, it changes state.
cainofdreaming
Does the flavor of quantum chips change depending on who observes them?
MightyIink
They can't even get Stadia right, how will they tackle quantum computing?
loth1c
yes, because this will be a whole different department and even more: it's not some gaming garbage for annoying kids
Zaayl
I bet you sounded really smart in your head.
SeismicCoin
hey, maybe theyll be able to leverage quantum effects to actually get that negative latency they claimed stadia would have /s
ScourgeOfAges
Well they'll play at it for 3-4 years, decide it's not profitable, cut funding, and then shut it down soon after
copingcabana
Unfortunately, we can't tell you exactly where the quantum campus is.
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
DaveBobert36
sauce?
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
No idea. It was a favorite and forget.
Ilikestyx
We've got a quantum research institute in my city https://uwaterloo.ca/institute-for-quantum-computing/
necessity
My company get a healthy amount of interns from Waterloo each year. They never fail to impress.
JARNSB
If there isn't a room with a label on the door that says, "Cat Box Room" i will be very disappointed. And its just a broom closet.
Aaronb1138
So that's who deleted permissions in GCP. https://status.cloud.google.com/incidents/bhMb6ab2NNyBPFCaUhgV
DonalDangerMaher
Paid for in part by the f*cking insane increase in unskippable YouTube ads. Wouldn't be surprised if they added eye tracking and phone 1/2
LoneGoo
unskippable ads are the creator’s choice
DonalDangerMaher
level to make sure you watched them fully. 2/2
AtypicalMammal
YouTube premium is like 12 bucks a month. Some of the best quality of life improvement per $ that I've ever had
DonalDangerMaher
That's why they've ramped up the ads. To drive you to use it. They don't need that. Milking us.
AtypicalMammal
Free things have ads. It's how they get to be free. That's how media has worked since like 1920.
adiving
Not all free things, but more importantly the media in 1920 wasn't curious what I had for breakfast just so they can have a database that >
bangerm
The tabula are getting stronger?
abidikgubidik
Is Jack in his office? Yes and no?
dante979
I don't think they know what Quantum means...
FEMAcampsarereal
Oh shit, the future is here. They're just putting quantum on the front of everything.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
Want to come back to my place and see my quantum dong?
skellington01
Just watched EX MACHINA yesterday. Fuck.
pedronunezaguila
chips....
forsale90
Lol, I think they haven't even put in the cryostats yet. A lot of empty racks everywhere.
Filanwizard
a quantum data center, does that mean there is a 50/50 chance your cat memes will be deleted when you open the file folder?
Rasdwatrium
That sounds hella buzzwordy. Pretty sure we don't have any quantum computers that are capable of runnning any kind of OS, let alone an AI.
kraeftig
We have physical machines capable of quantum computing but we don't actually have any software that operates to use it. Qubits are weird.
DefinitelyRetro
True but we do have runnable quantum algorithms for machine learning, they're probably just using AI because it's a better known term
captiandavie
cool! now they can violate privacy of quarks too
Hellstorm99
This one of those things where in movies if they dont know what to call something they want people to think is futuristic they say quantum?
LordPigeon
Quantum computing if perfected promises huge leaps in computing power. An AI operating off one would be unbelievably powerful
Hellstorm99
And I admit, I was aiming to make a joke, but this stuff is super interesting.
Hellstorm99
LordPigeon
Utilizing the quantum superposition in data strings allows for much more dense amounts of data to be processed in the same string length
Hellstorm99
I saw the article someone posted about the two macro (lol) drums amd being able to actually see the difference. Pretty neat stuff
Hellstorm99
Quantum 1's and 0's basically
LordPigeon
My memory on the specifics are hazy at best but Veritasium had a decent video that explains it better if i recall.
Raxiel
The problem with a quantum computer datacenter is, every time you close the door, there's a 50:50 chance you'll open an empty room next time
GrumpyOldMillennial
Schrodingers Data Center.
AtypicalMammal
What's the chance it's full of dead cats
spittleteets
Good one Erwin
adiving
Google solved the problems behind quantum physics by just observing everything.
Ali2394
hahahahahahaa good joke
Hellstorm99
TeamToasterNeverForget
Then dont install a door.. its that simple.. Follow me for more science hacks...
pikdonker
Then all the quanta will escape
Raxiel
But then all you have is a conventional datacenter
TeamToasterNeverForget
the only difference between a data center and a quantum data center is that quantum has doors? I live in a quantum house then..
Raxiel
Only when you're not in it.
sabbythwolf
Can you elaborate on that?
wolfrenegade
Look up stern Gerlach simulations pretty cool stuff
Raxiel
ko0ji9hu82718
Yes
Duk3Silver
And also no
SenfinaZeit
Shrodingers rooms
Isorikk
You changed the outcome by measuring it
wolfrenegade
No it's stern Gerlach
MrKomisiripala
Inarticulated
I want a path of those halo trees in a forest to walk through at night for realsies
zombiebatman
You can’t just put quantum in front of everything. This isn’t Star Trek
NirvanaNik
Devs. Nice.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Abba. nice.
BellsTheorem
My first thought. Good miniseries.
DynamaxAgumon
That show was really good
BellsTheorem
A complete mind fuck in the best way.
MrKomisiripala
It was so unbelievably good. I did NOT anticipate a single twist/turn.
DynamaxAgumon
The funny thing is they didn't do the twist I expected. I bet you expected it too.
MrKomisiripala
All preconceptions were thrown out through shattered windows.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
what show is it?
BellsTheorem
It's good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp9LMsI6uJ8
Baron29
Devs
Hobbes777
.
JustEatingBagelBites
On Hulu
b1c3
.
Zap117
Deus
number1keeper
Don't do that
flarflarf
copingcabana
I know a lot of managers that can't be held accountable either.
Amythas
"Never trust a computer you cant throw out the window"
zenoshogun
Let's not use thst as an excuse to not replace costly CEOs with automation.
flarflarf
this slide dates from the late 70s, back when Americans believed in accountability for those in power.
LovesToSpooge517
Humanfrenchfry
Probably too late for that
flarflarf
never too late to pull a plug
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Walmart uses an algorithm to determine how many registers to have open. And it's never enough.
nicelyvillainous
Sure it is. Goal is to have just enough that most people don’t abandon their carts and walk out...
riduckulous
Jokes on you, apparently people can't either.
Neotrup
What is a person, if not an organic computer?
malachilenomade
Well, that depends on which people.
bonkersbabytail
Yeh, poor people are held accountable
riduckulous
True. And very often punished for things they didn't do
bonkersbabytail
In a wealthy society, being born into poverty in itself is punishment for doing nothing wrong.