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Sauce: https://www.threads.com/@cheerful_nihilism/post/DNVvu5_zWrA
Mor sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clown
Click if you dare: https://clownology.fandom.com/wiki/Clowns_101
Klavierbauer
I saw this movie about a clown suit that it itself is a living creature from primordial times. It disguises itself as colorful cloths until an unsuspecting funny person puts it on. Ohhh you have to see this work of art, true Halloween horror. I honestly love rewashing it, it's just as painful to watch every time.
gkorhCosmosWrecker
All I know is Cannibals hate clowns cuz they taste funny...
TalkingSnake
Smellyturdhead
Stephen King's I.T. Crowd
TalkingSnake
isetprettygirlsonfire
When you're driving down an empty desert highway and the last town you passed was over an hour ago.....this comes into view /a/n55jyb8
SciencePetsComputers
Very relevant SCP https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2170
VulpesIncendium
Don't forget to include the graveyard that's right next door.
isetprettygirlsonfire
I've loved next door to two delapidated old graveyards in the deserts of Nevada, that just seems normal
bambinod
Comedy is a key part of society. At the root of it, we laugh at others that did something we considered foolish, especially when they get an undesired result. This intensifies their embarrassment, encouraging them to learn from their mistakes. The rest of the crowd also gets reinforcement to not make the same mistake. It's one of the ways society learns from the mistakes of individuals and improves the community. And that's why our bodies reward us with feel-goods when we laugh at them.
farstriderscout
Dried clown meat has the same texture as mushrooms. IYKYK.
Endocrom
Jimthebutler
Honk honk
morningxafter
LariCheltsy
Do it?
PineappleLoopsBrOether
Do it BONK?
XaoJet
Uncanny valley bullshit, I hate clowns, I even hate dolls that look like clowns.
TalkingSnake
PineappleLoopsBrOether
lolloololololollollooll what the fuck
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TalkingSnake
Blah Blah The Clown, a series by Brandon Rogers on yt.
PineappleLoopsBrOether
Thaaaats real great
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OmiOorlog
Capital letters also have been around for millennia, yet look ar how you ignore them.
Shadowroxas870
But do it honk?
nothingunused
Clowns are fucking everywhere? The rest of us generally have to fuck in certain designated places. We might get away with the public fuck now and then, but clowns are apparently above the law.
casualgenderquestion2718
Hey buddy, I’m an American and I’ll have you know that it’s very obvious to us that clowns are above the law.
TalkingSnake
PopeBruce
Idk if you've ever met a Juggalo but they will sure af fuck anywhere.
LutraLazuli
Balatro certainly has been around for quite some time
taggedjc
Silence?
Honk, honk!
GiraffeMoonPilot6
It was the only form of entertainment. There was a story of a jester who spanked a king. The king of course got mad and asked him why, jester said I thought you were the queen. King then asked how he wanted to die, jester said of old age.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMnpkemUxdWg5dWpjOXF6OTV3c3didWt3YTM0amd2ajFpNWs3b2VnMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/gLm4hKRLpY6DkfOMtu/200w.mp4
Seethreepeeoh
Is this supposed to be funny
baals
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YnNpeGlleDl6eHp4NmpzeGNhazRqdGcxdmtnZzNybmZmOTIxYjJrOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohhwontcexZ7expok/200w.webp
Snooj
Does it make you laugh?
Thetiredmechanic
Funny how?
Muskwalker
looking at the username, i think it's supposed to be a threat
Krossis
No, it's a warning
StabbyMcMurder
It is to me. I also watch clown rp and there is a HISTORY to the fictional clowns I watch lmao.
TalkingSnake
Some of us are laughing
kudzoo
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZnBqdms5ZTRhNmFsNnZteWx5MHZuamNzczJzMjhhaWFxeXE5YTY5cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ptOuUotgxJ648/200w.mp4
mondeca
Some of us have been around since 1000 BC
MissivesFromTheTower
There can be only one.
PineappleLoopsBrOether
So thiiiis is why the come to kids birthday parties…. They’re screening out the next generations.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
The clowns, mostly.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
The worst clowns are the ones with extra eyes painted on, so it looks like they have four eyes. Abominations.
My grandfather has a big poster of such clown in the guest room when I was a kid - pretty sure it irrevocably tainted my soul.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
(The poster was worse than this one, much worse. But fortunately I couldn't find it in an image search now. The world is better off never seeing that version ever again!)
neverhappytoasterdog
What kind of a person puts *that* in a room where you try to sleep?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Let's just say he was... Unique.
He grew up in an orphanage and lacked a lot of social skills most people take for granted.
And for unknown reasons, he loved clowns, so I think he never even thought it could be a scary poster.
I didn't like him much as a kid, not many people did back then. He tried though, and gradually got better, improved as a person. Decades later when he died, he was a very loved person. Full packed church burial. It was special to have observed his growth over the decades.
LariCheltsy
PikaChunin
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Thanks, I hate it.
LariCheltsy