My hands are tied…

Aug 29, 2024 2:54 PM

tractorist

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You can also take a shit by reaching in there and grabbing it by the tail.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I were having as much fun as the teeth guy

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Influencers should not exist

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I flip my loose scrambled eggs around the same way.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Sounds good can I have some

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, they're on the floor. Get 'em before the cat does.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure why they're clowning on her, that pan technique is useful in a lot of circumstances.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Yes when you want all the gooey stuff and/or crumbs to end up on the floor and the stove it's perfection

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never used it on a pancake, but its like people don't make toasted sandwiches that contain more than just cheese

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can drive to work by rotating the Earth beneath you.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That is called a train, but doesn't work quite well.....

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The method came to me in a dream, and I forgot it in another dream.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

I want 100% hoping this was here because it was the first thing I thought of when the teeth brushing part came on.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gifs that end too soon.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

HAIL THE APOCALYPSE!!!!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MUST UNMUTE!

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The pan thing is a legit method though, I use it when I'm making a turkey / cheese melt and I don't want the sandwich falling apart mid flip

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 6

Its a real method, but they're mocking her because she started garnering a negative rep on the app.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just use a george foreman grill you lunatic you

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Nuts to that, haven't owned one of those in over a decade. I like my cast iron and carbon steel pans

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's falling apart you haven't allowed enough time on one side. You're also dumping crumbs on your stove for no reason.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is your second reply to my comment, chill tf out dude. I clean my stovetop every night, regardless of whether I flip a sandwich.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gross

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wasn't making it for you

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't all the butter spill out of the pan?

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I butter the bread, not the pan. What is in the pan doesn't have time to run to the edges during the flip

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

The people who use some kind of oil or grease in their pan when they flip it over their hand like that: "Not my best decision, also ow."

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, I wouldn't do it with a lot of fat in the pan, but I don't toast a sandwich by having it swim in oil or butter

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Or for a few bucks you can get a legit countertop toaster oven. My toaster oven truly ascended my sandwich making game. Open face, bread, mustard, mayo, horse radish, thin cut steak, and cheese. Toast until the cheese begins to brown, then add a slice of avocado, tomato or whatever. And it comes out all toasty and amazing. And it only takes like 5 minutes to prep.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, for no additional cost or loss of counter space, I can just flip my pan

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im just saying, that thing is awesome. I read turkey melt and was like, DUDE, DUDE! And had to share.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer butter toasted, it doesn't scratch up my mouth

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuck it in the air like a pancake you coward!

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

turkey and cheese separate, cheese now directly on pan, am sad

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sad... but a hero to millions. You'll get a medal for this level of bravery.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0