He is, without a doubt, the worst crab I have ever heard of.

May 22, 2025 9:29 PM

Zakiamon

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The tops don't sting you!

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🎵 ... wind beneath my wings ... 🎵

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I believe I can flyyyyyy

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But you have heard of him

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that crab is the capybara of the ocean

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crab-tain Jack Sparrow

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Oceanic Uber

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the caption, and giving me 30 seconds to read it. Would never have worked it out.

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he's going places!

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Haters gonna hate.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2025 and we're seeing them working together.

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Villagers run screaming

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https://youtu.be/Ch6hFKM82qU?si=hhcsCwihw_m1_J_8

🎵
The convoy lights are dead ahead
The merchantmen lay in their bed
The thump of diesels hammers down
In the oily sea-the killing ground
🎵

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally read this title in Magpie's voice from Robin Robin. This is so crazy and adorable!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I looked, and behold a pale jellyfish: and his name that sat on him was Death

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*...was Cancer

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I don't know where this is but I'm sure it's Baltimore.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ARN ERN A IRN URN

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"Damn wtf we really talk like that?!"

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