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Jul 18, 2025 12:19 AM

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At this point I've been in so many meetings that if someone's name isn't accompanied with job title, branch location, and a one sentence summary, then it feels weird

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew one of my best friends only by his last name for about the first year I knew him.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proof of address.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just say ''sup?' to people... and kind of hope it just sort of works out.

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Someone who knows Discount Tony Stark or Blue-Cap-Sunglasses calls him Mark or Geoff out loud and it ruins the fun

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i just call every guy bro or dude.... but im also really bad with names.

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The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We wait until someone else says it, or we just refer to them as bro.

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Man, mate, bro, dude is enough for us guys. Unless they have a nick name. That sticks in our brain.

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I once worked with a guy named Dave, everyone at work called him Dave, knew him for over 10 years he was a very good friend, went fishing a lot with him, even went to his Dads funeral where I found out his actual name was Mike. I still call him Dave.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wait until some else says it and hope it’s their real name and not a nickname, until then they are just dude, bro, or mate

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We don't.
If we do eventually learn a guy's name, it's because we overheard it somewhere.

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

"What's up dude/bro/scro?"

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Im in constant panic until I know someone's name. After that point, the panic continues because I forgot it.

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