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Dec 10, 2016 12:24 AM
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MRDosGuy
It'll be much calmer when it snows in Baltimore...
happenedtomeonce
I blame Obama
donmindmeimjusthere
Damn...they went there though...
BilloC4
"White" crime!
br0wnHippy23
i remember seeing the news in february. they said how the murder rate has gone down. That was also the coldest winter chicago had in years
GayBacon
They had one a few days ago about sweeping up all the bullets. Six inches deep in some neighborhoods!
holycanoli1
Blacks don't go out in the cold
Sammyv17
No dude that's racist.
PacerStacktrain
All praise be to The Onion and tardfucks that think it's real. Such joy. +1
NamelessAndrew
Dude.. I don't think anybody believes it's real.
PacerStacktrain
You agree the Earth is flat, right?
PacerStacktrain
I don't throw out tardfucks lightly. I've worked with people pointing out Onion articles as news... sad as that is.
TheRealR0tb3rt
Is choking your own snake murder?
smirkingwhoreofchicago
Sup
jiveturkey158
Pfff All these fair weather criminals
Gowestyoungmanforyourowngood
Parody that it is, it might be right.
CosmicMetal
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SailboatWallpaper
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somejerktookmyusualusername
Shots fired!
FacemanPeck
The one time the Onion actually is real.
Jusmar
The Onion is real more often than not
serpx
are you trying to tell me this one wasn't real? http://www.theonion.com/article/city-chicago-working-around-clock-clear-18-inches--54833
Hellstorm99
Ha ha it is funny because snow doesn't delay shit here in the upper Midwest.
NekkidSnek
It wasn't nearly enough snow to stop the murder parade
alittletime
Nothing stops the murder parade!!!...Unless someone is murdered in the front car, then it stops
Omayis
As a Chicagoan... Ouch
Justineer
They did another one recently about six feet of bullet casings blanketing the ground and delaying traffic.
DarthSparklez
I plan on moving to Chicago, but my boyfriend is nervous about the whole murders thing. Any thoughts on how to convince it's worth it?
chiefsmackahoe
There are one or two certain areas you just don't go to just like any other city. Plain and simple.
Omayis
Tell him that there's no real reason to be nervous. I've lived here my whole life and haven't been murdered once! :)
Goofychems
Yeah. These murders are concentrated on very specific neighborhoods. It's mostly gang violence. There are other neighborhoods where 1/2
Goofychems
The only thing that's murder, is high taxes and parking tickets.
onmywayout
Chicago is a big and beautiful city with a shady south side that the media highlights...stay downtown/north side and you won't regret it
FrederickThunderbitchJohnson
Sums it up accurately. Born and raised.
onmywayout
Source: living here for 24 years, I love this city