Homemade wine

Jul 17, 2014 3:45 AM

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Homemade wine

r_kelly

peeing

funny

drink_piss

lifehack

cute

bear_grylls

Stope wineing about it not being accurate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be perfectly honest, no wine should be that colour.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Heh, grape juice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only it were that easy...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd open my mouth to that stream. I like grapes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My mom made some once. IT WAS SO FREAKING GOOD. It just takes too damn long.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My +1 made 666 8-/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wat

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Actually, the yeast should be pissing. Not the grape.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that is home-made wine.. I doubt its been fermented long enough.. that's the colour of pure grape juice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tasty!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh God, I really have to piss.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's a nice Pino

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's a nice Pinot

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made from the finest toilets in the finest prisons in the country

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ho made wine, she call it pruno

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skip the glass. Queue the "That's my fetish gif"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that prison wine? Did you make it in the toilet?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought that was an olive at first and I was genuinely confused/concerned

11 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

That's where martinis come from!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

better drink my own piss -bear grapes

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It looks like a lady grape to me and should be in more of a squat position over the glass.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if you drink it, don't wine about it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Grape is bleeding out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't really want to see it, but this needs to be in the comic. @MrSaucyDaikonIforgotyourusername

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@kantackistan

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sure, Dave gets banned from the pool but this guy's still allowed?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's also got a hair cut like Alfalfa from the Little Rascals, so you could make him Rambunctious.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, my 60 year old aunt posted this on facebook like a month ago.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone has gone to a lot of trouble to make this. I for appreciate and commend their effort.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

*I for one. Shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, now you corrected it, I can't whip out the "I think you a whole word, there" comment. Without looking douchey, that is. ...oh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't figure out where the stream is coming from

11 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

I reckon it could be a fake grape with a hole in it filled with liquid. You'd have to be quick on the camera but it would be possible.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Seriously. I've been staring for far too long trying to answer this great question

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seriously. I've been staring for far too long trying to answer this great question

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The grape's penis

11 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing the source was photoshopped out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a little tube through where the wine is pumped up and flows down around the tube. Hence the illusion that the grape keeps peeing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is something you shouldve learned in sex ed but: http://winemakersacademy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Wine_grape_diagram_en.svg_.png

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's not a stream, its a straw.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

Thank you sir/ma'am for satisfying all of our curiosity! +1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I hope OP answers this question :P

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0